Reposted by robert burgerSteven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise. 161191493869
robert burger @mistermichael.bsky.social · 20/09/2026One of the biggest red flags: adults with strong aversion to anchovies. Grow up 021
robert burger @mistermichael.bsky.social · 16/09/2026If I were in the long mile I would def be killed on account of having to shit 011
robert burger @mistermichael.bsky.social · 29/08/2026And it's been nice not reacting to my phone vibrating every time I get an email 000
robert burger @mistermichael.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Been an experience having my phone Bricked for the past few days now. My lizard brain will boop the icon for an app, get told no this is blocked, and then try again multiple times throughout the day That said, I haven't really missed any of *broadly gesturing* this 000
robert burger @mistermichael.bsky.social · 25/08/2026This is like one of those sports graphics NORTHWEST INDIANA STILL WITHOUT POWER 010
robert burger @mistermichael.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Got me a Brick™ so hopefully I'll be reading a lot less of your posts 000
robert burger @mistermichael.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Racists are way more preoccupied with the idea of being called a racist than what their racism actually entails 040
robert burger @mistermichael.bsky.social · 19/08/2026This is one of the shittiest least intuitive graphs I've ever seen lol 080
robert burger @mistermichael.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Servant of the Lake is such good stuff. Pump that Rusty Lake shit straight into my veins 130
robert burger @mistermichael.bsky.social · 11/08/2026"A vaccine gavage, if you will", he went on to say 001
robert burger @mistermichael.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Just learned that if you die a bunch you give NPCs AIDS and then get locked out of questlines smdh 000
robert burger @mistermichael.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Getting into sekiro, hoo boy is this dark souls. Died to the first prick mini boss at least 15 times 100
robert burger @mistermichael.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Convinced that Will Arnett's magician bit on Sesame Street is him being fully in character as Gob 000
robert burger @mistermichael.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Bad news I fell off a mountain and turned into a boat 000
robert burger @mistermichael.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Local hospital to offer new financing option for low income patients: a coin flip where if you lose your bill doubles but if you win you pay nothing! 000
robert burger @mistermichael.bsky.social · 29/07/2026White people love to refuse seats and say, "no I'm gonna be sitting all day!" 000
robert burger @mistermichael.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Igorrr is some of the coolest most creative metal I've happened upon in a minute 001
robert burger @mistermichael.bsky.social · 25/07/2026*Ms. Rachel in the throes of passion* 🎵Put it in, put it in, put it...iiiiinn🎵 000
Reposted by robert burgereli yudin @eliyudin.com · 14/07/2026ODYSSEUS, BRISTLING WITH RAGE: thou dare attempt to pork my wife? while i’m on my big trip? 162593330
robert burger @mistermichael.bsky.social · 19/07/2026A mythologized better past is also one of the ways fascism spreads 040
robert burger @mistermichael.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I like to think you make a cyberathlete the same way you make a cyberdemon 010
Reposted by robert burgerbakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 18/07/2026there is another world where you are a notorious judge on a hit show called "the worlds most delicious dip". you are the one who always says the dip or salsa needs to be spicier and they have shirts with you on it saying that 331348169
robert burger @mistermichael.bsky.social · 16/07/2026static.klipy.comBojack Horseman: What Is This, A Crossover Episode?ALT: Bojack Horseman: What Is This, A Crossover Episode? 030
robert burger @mistermichael.bsky.social · 12/07/2026In the end it was the pineapple juice that got her 000
robert burger @mistermichael.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Very funny to imagine Bullseye painstakingly carving his little message into his knife before chucking it to Daredevil "He's gonna love this 🥰" 000
robert burger @mistermichael.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Love to do an oopsie whoopsie about a genocide 060
robert burger @mistermichael.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Does Young Washington occur in the same cinematic universe as Young Sheldon 000
robert burger @mistermichael.bsky.social · 03/07/2026First they came for me. It was bizarre but flattering 000
robert burger @mistermichael.bsky.social · 02/07/2026He's right, the second Palmolive bottle is way more fuckable 000
robert burger @mistermichael.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Brad Lander's op but his combos are really tough to execute 000