Reposted by mayor of sc*ry town✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 11hdid you know that music can heal your soul and cleanse your heart and usher in world peace and liberation for all peoples and also make u wanna fuck nasty 322744
mayor of sc*ry town @missfluss.bsky.social · 18h30 minutes before i leave for work i'm in the shower 010
mayor of sc*ry town @missfluss.bsky.social · 13/10/2026i've heard if you encounter a demon grinding his teeth, you can avoid getting cursed by giving it an offering of magnesium 140
mayor of sc*ry town @missfluss.bsky.social · 13/10/2026my duffel bag is 2cm too wide for carry-on. does it matter as long as it squishes into the metal box they use to check it? 030
mayor of sc*ry town @missfluss.bsky.social · 13/10/2026last election i had a drinking problem and i don't intend to get it back by watching wrestling for politics nerds 020
Reposted by mayor of sc*ry townSassy Little Hobbit @sassypolitico.bsky.social · 13/10/2026There’s not going to be a UBI you stupid slut 5315
Reposted by mayor of sc*ry townPiper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026*girl trying to figure out how to get away with being a pillow princess* hey babe have u heard of intoxplay 926041
mayor of sc*ry town @missfluss.bsky.social · 13/10/2026sorry but i'm giving up on undertale i cannot beat that fucking spider 020
mayor of sc*ry town @missfluss.bsky.social · 13/10/2026i'm not yoghurtposting ironically; the yoghurt is going exactly where i wanted it to go 020
mayor of sc*ry town @missfluss.bsky.social · 13/10/2026same. @holybible.bsky.social you've actually made my life better with your posting and helped get me into some really good music 120
mayor of sc*ry town @missfluss.bsky.social · 12/10/2026i hate doing it. it sucks. it feels like a barrier between me and other people. they can't see my mouth or nose (and my very cool septum piercing), and all the expressions i make with them. but i cannot afford to get sick again. it took me years to get back a fraction of the vigour i had before 110
mayor of sc*ry town @missfluss.bsky.social · 12/10/2026i mask in basically only the highest risk scenarios and the only time i've gotten sick since 2020 is the 1 time i got covid from someone i couldn't avoid catching anything from. if half of did a half-ass job of masking we'd be in a such better place 220
mayor of sc*ry town @missfluss.bsky.social · 12/10/2026wandered from place to place in town one night trying to find somewhere to eat that wasn't using it. it's bleak out there 120
Reposted by mayor of sc*ry townKaimataara @kaimataara.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Warning: Rant Incoming. I'm still supposed to be resting but I'm so pissed about this. I want people to understand the seriousness of this. Teenagers who are severely disabled also get their benefits stopped under these new rules because SLP is so difficult to get on. (1) 53612
mayor of sc*ry town @missfluss.bsky.social · 12/10/2026imagine if we had even half-ass policies around keeping the air in schools and hospitals clean 160
Reposted by mayor of sc*ry townliv's evil second cousin twice removed, liv @livfreeorcry.gay · 12/10/2026when we were young it was "you're the man now dog" but not that we are grown it's "you're the dog now ma'am" 231517468
mayor of sc*ry town @missfluss.bsky.social · 12/10/2026casting a mould before surgery call that archival work 090
mayor of sc*ry town @missfluss.bsky.social · 12/10/2026thankfully i find it hard to get worked up about that because i can see that, yeah it is exactly what you're saying it is. i know how fucked up i used to be and how fucked up i can be on a bad day so it's hard for me to get worked up when someone is acting up like that 020
mayor of sc*ry town @missfluss.bsky.social · 11/10/2026i have been watching in horror as my follower count creeps up. i've seen what being mildly popular on here is like and i am not interested 140
Reposted by mayor of sc*ry townMissGevious @bigbuttbiggerheart.online · 11/10/2026when i say corny sounding shit like “the universe is infinitely bountiful and what you put out into it will come back to you ten times over” just know that it’s coming from first hand evidence and not hopes and dreams 4274
Reposted by mayor of sc*ry towncynthia loves u @lesbiats.bsky.social · 11/10/2026what if we kissed and we were both annoying 520340
Reposted by mayor of sc*ry townsallyposts/mall ghost @sallypoastes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I will never forget or forgive what they do to people on benefits who dare to have a relationship 35611
mayor of sc*ry town @missfluss.bsky.social · 11/10/2026do you think 1 bra is enough for a 5 day trip or should i pack an extra. does it change your answer to know they're small and i don't sweat much 110
Reposted by mayor of sc*ry townBoo-niper Spookypussy @junipertuniper.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Girl with a septum piercing: "It didn't even hurt that bad" Girl with a 1000 lumen flashlight: "Hey do you guys need a flashlight?" 1121
mayor of sc*ry town @missfluss.bsky.social · 10/10/2026and it's looking like it's gonna be a hot, hot summer. last summer was a bit mid so we're owed one! 010
mayor of sc*ry town @missfluss.bsky.social · 10/10/2026the best things in life often aren't easy, but they're so worth it 020
Reposted by mayor of sc*ry towncynthia loves u @lesbiats.bsky.social · 10/10/2026i don't love everyone because it's easy for me i love everyone because i think it's the right way to live even if it's hard and takes a lot of work. 814622
mayor of sc*ry town @missfluss.bsky.social · 10/10/2026been having such a good weekend. nothing big or crazy happened; just a lot of little moments even if recovery means i'll be confined to newtown for ~6 months, it's going to be a very good summer 260
mayor of sc*ry town @missfluss.bsky.social · 10/10/2026you ever have a day where you're so grateful your past self sucked at committing suicide 070
mayor of sc*ry town @missfluss.bsky.social · 10/10/2026life is more beautiful than i ever could have imagined 070
Reposted by mayor of sc*ry townGreg Bond @docgregb.bsky.social · 10/10/2026This is not about bike lanes. My vote goes to candidates who understand why we need to invest in public services to make them accessible, safe & attractive for all to use. Those who prioritise tax cuts seek to leave us with shonky, unwelcoming, useless public services that end up helping no-one. 111719
Reposted by mayor of sc*ry townSara 🍂 @cello.gay · 10/10/2026liberals believe that exposing hypocrisy in conservatives will rationally convince people to turn on them. in reality, hypocrisy is a virtue to fascists and they revel in it 116142
mayor of sc*ry town @missfluss.bsky.social · 10/10/2026i came across the actual protest on my way home so got to join in :D 020
mayor of sc*ry town @missfluss.bsky.social · 10/10/2026saw some folks on their way to a palestine protest so called out "free, free!" and my fuckin voice cracked. embarrassing 140
mayor of sc*ry town @missfluss.bsky.social · 10/10/2026when you have an entire empty lane going in your same direction to overtake, passing a cyclist closely is an actively malicious decision 040
mayor of sc*ry town @missfluss.bsky.social · 09/10/2026as in i'm so gay for women i became one, surely 110
Reposted by mayor of sc*ry townem @skyuni123.bsky.social · 09/10/2026gardeny folk my family home has a bunch of heritage and rare fruit tree types and this house needs to be sold soon when my mum dies can I just... take seeds or something from them to replace elsewhere? theyre ancient and really interesting types of oranges and plums and such 021
mayor of sc*ry town @missfluss.bsky.social · 08/10/2026[has had municipal plumbing her entire life voice] don't these townies know how to burn wood properly 020
mayor of sc*ry town @missfluss.bsky.social · 08/10/2026someone in newtown is sensitive to the cold and doesn't store their firewood properly 130
mayor of sc*ry town @missfluss.bsky.social · 08/10/2026tag urself i'm straight liberals jk telling her anything would require talking to her 020
