Reposted by @missal.bsky.socialtreb @treblaw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026my 4-way FanDuel parlay today is: 💸 Your wife will be mad at you 🤑 You eat something that is questionable 💰 Your team makes your ass itch 💵 At 6 p.m. you get hit with a wave of despair because tomorrow in Monday, bitch 10628
Reposted by @missal.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit theonion.com/xi-jinping-impressed-w… 513945640
Reposted by @missal.bsky.socialScorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 14/09/2026🏈 GB 22 - 39 MIN FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1097th unique final score in NFL history. 331817490
Reposted by @missal.bsky.socialRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 06/09/2026clock at zero, ball still not touched (hard to make out, I get it) 2853597
Reposted by @missal.bsky.socialSickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 29/08/2026We’re soooooo back 1420129
missal.bsky.social @missal.bsky.social · 21/04/2026A dime for every pound of the Joe Moore award winning Iowa line. #CharitibundiBowl @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social 0100
Reposted by @missal.bsky.socialRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 07/04/2026(watching a movie where a character announces that he will destroy a city if they don't meet his specific demands by a certain deadline) oh that's probably the good guy in this movie 152117292
Reposted by @missal.bsky.socialKashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 07/04/2026Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work. 1824323810794
Reposted by @missal.bsky.socialArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 06/04/2026The Garden of Earthly Delights (detail), by Hieronymus Bosch, 1480-1505, 📸 by @alexbrandon 253161983471
Reposted by @missal.bsky.socialKeith Law @keithlaw.bsky.social · 04/04/2026One side in this war is led by religious zealots promoting a narrow, violent worldview around a specific version of their faith. The other is Iran. 4465102
Reposted by @missal.bsky.socialAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 03/04/2026Trump is committing war crimes in Iran and is threatening more and worse ones. His entire war strategy at this point is war crimes. A functional Congress would be far down the road of impeachment and removal. 39792772996
Reposted by @missal.bsky.socialAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 03/04/2026People say Trump has no war strategy, but his strategy is quite clearly a criminal one of destroying Iran's civilian infrastructure (and killing a bunch of people in the process) unless they capitulate. We -- the United States of America -- are a rogue state and global pariah. 23865411520
Reposted by @missal.bsky.socialRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/03/2026CBS turned their news operation into propaganda, kicked Colbert off the air for making too much trouble, and all that just to have Charles Barkley go on the air on one of their most-watched telecasts of the year and say this lmao 221178773600
Reposted by @missal.bsky.socialPlannedSickDays @plannedsickdays.bsky.social · 23/03/2026IN HEAVEN THERE IS NO BEER THAT'S WHY WE DRINK IT HERE 0573
Reposted by @missal.bsky.socialNicole Auerbach @nauerbach.com · 23/03/2026Two years ago, Ben McCollum was a Division II head coach. Now he’s taking Iowa to the Sweet 16. Incredible coach. 411815
Reposted by @missal.bsky.socialBrendan Stiles @thebstiles.bsky.social · 23/03/2026In one year, Ben McCollum just did what Steve Alford, Todd Lickliter, and Fran McCaffery all could not do. 28418
Reposted by @missal.bsky.socialEthan Petrik @ethanpetrik.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Need someone to explain this to me … 172
Reposted by @missal.bsky.socialAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 02/03/2026"We have at last found a global villain who matches the bugbear — an ill-informed violent despot who seems to enjoy carnage for its own sake, & who has the power & will to project terror & violence anywhere on earth for any reason or none. That global villain is, of course, President Donald Trump."publicnotice.coThe irrational strongman we’ve been warned about is hereHis name is Donald J. Trump. 11736811234
Reposted by @missal.bsky.socialKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Hemingway was once bet that he couldn’t write the world’s happiest short story in just 5 words. He replied, 9185851058
Reposted by @missal.bsky.socialAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 31/01/2026straight up Gestapo shit 19083235610118
Reposted by @missal.bsky.socialsixpenceee none the richer @kagredon.bsky.social · 30/01/2026xbox live took stronger action against jeffrey epstein than the entire us government 55135453664
Reposted by @missal.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 25/01/2026Democrats Condemn ICE For Murdering Without Proper Warrants theonion.comDemocrats Condemn ICE For Murdering Without Proper WarrantsWASHINGTON—In a statement calling for more guardrails around ongoing immigration operations, Democrats in the U.S. House of Representatives publicly condemned Immigration and Customs Enforcement Thurs... 452770487
Reposted by @missal.bsky.socialAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 24/01/2026All of this is fucking senseless. Minnesota did not have an immigration problem. Trump sent his Nazi thugs here because he's racist against Somali people and to own libs like Tim Walz. Now two Minnesotans are dead and Minneapolis is on the verge of going up in flames. None. Of. This. Was. Necessary. 846268538452
Reposted by @missal.bsky.socialBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/01/2026They murder a man in cold blood and wait around to watch him die. There is no hell hot enough. Abolish DHS. Impeach, convict, remove. Trials as soon as possible. 803451839
Reposted by @missal.bsky.socialKen Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 22/01/2026Department of Homeland Security spending bill just passed 220-207 with the support of the following Democrats: • Henry Cuellar • Tom Suozzi • Vicente Gonzalez • Laura Gilles • Marie Gluesenkamp Perez • Jared Golden • Don Davis 84968317
Reposted by @missal.bsky.socialDave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 19/01/2026This 1943 U.S. Army film warned about fascism in America 2421201020
Reposted by @missal.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 17/01/2026Powerful Bidet Blasts Hole Clean Through Man theonion.comPowerful Bidet Blasts Hole Clean Through Man 542123300
Reposted by @missal.bsky.socialIvan Bologna of the Fightin' Bolognas @hawkeyestate.substack.com · 11/01/2026Today as an Iowa hoops fan 1111
Reposted by @missal.bsky.socialMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 11/01/2026TOM HOMAN IS A BITCH 1443312350
Reposted by @missal.bsky.socialleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 03/01/2026this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier 183236116630
Reposted by @missal.bsky.socialHawks 101 @iahawks101.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Iowa ends 2025 allowing just 16.1 PPG. It’s now the 10th (!!) consecutive season the Hawkeyes have allowed fewer than 20 PPG. No other FBS program currently has a streak longer than four (4) years. And for Iowa, it’s been a decade. Phil Parker, a MASTER at his craft. Via Ben Stevens 05512
Reposted by @missal.bsky.socialTimothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 23/12/2025The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5 5573559418058
Reposted by @missal.bsky.socialI Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 23/12/2025Bringing back Limewire to illegally rip copies of reporting suppressed by the government is definitely some cyberpunk shit 78107702140
Reposted by @missal.bsky.socialBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 22/12/2025It got Bari’d. 1596627842
Reposted by @missal.bsky.socialAnonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 21/12/2025Feliz Navidad ☃️ 39619111
Reposted by @missal.bsky.socialAdam Rose @adamrose.bsky.social · 21/12/2025Sounds like they're trying to Bari the story. 1094615804
Reposted by @missal.bsky.socialshauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 18/12/2025one upside of trump insisting on a "presidential address" is it interrupted programming on every major broadcast network. so a whole bunch of normies who only see sanitized versions of him were treated to live video of a rabid fucking hyena behind the presidential seal. 683453549
Reposted by @missal.bsky.socialLora Kolodny @lorak.bsky.social · 24/11/2025Meta halted internal research that purportedly showed (young) people who stopped using Facebook became less depressed and anxious, according to an unredacted legal filing released on Friday. www.cnbc.com/2025/11/23/m...cnbc.comMeta halted internal research suggesting social media harm, court filing allegesMeta is alleged to have halted internal research suggesting social media harm, according to court documents. 679154696056
Reposted by @missal.bsky.socialAndrew Quemere @andrewqmr.bsky.social · 03/09/2025wow is it possible for seven people to all be wrong about something? www.axios.com/2025/09/02/a... 1264273700