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T H E VV O R S T @milfparade.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Aaaaahhh that is awful and terrifying! Def best to let the professionals handle sourcing

T H E VV O R S T @milfparade.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I find mushrooms to be incredibly aesthetically appealing and it’s a shame that they taste (to me) of dumpster. Lookit those cuties!! I wanna squeeze em

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T H E VV O R S T @milfparade.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I think Stephen A. Smith should be forcibly retired for nationwide mental health reasons

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 05/10/2026

no....no!!!!!

lowly worm is now driving the trolley problem trolley :(

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T H E VV O R S T @milfparade.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It’s clear we need to make a big change this offseason. We have to put Ben Davis in the Wicker Man

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T H E VV O R S T @milfparade.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Please pray for your friends and mine, the Philadelphia Phillies

A shrine of small Phillies batting helmet ice cream bowls and a drawing of the phanatic and a candle and tarot cards with Philadelphia heroes on them

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T H E VV O R S T @milfparade.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Abolish prisons except for that person!

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T H E VV O R S T @milfparade.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Over the past few weeks somebody in my office has been burning popcorn around this time of day. I thought they were bad at microwaves but I am starting to worry that I work with a dangerous maniac who prefers well-done popcorn and doesn’t care who else has to smell it

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T H E VV O R S T @milfparade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Oh what a coincidence I was waiting for death

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T H E VV O R S T @milfparade.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Sometimes I open the Microsoft news popup thingy on my work computer to check the weather and get these little bonus hits of brain damage

Picture of a computer screen, the news section of a windows start menu thing, there is a story under a picture of a serene woman among trees and hills. The headline is “Woman who died for 8 minutes says death is an illusion”

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T H E VV O R S T @milfparade.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I have been trying to use my phone less in a desperate attempt to claw my attention span back from the abyss and my job keeps adding 2FA apps I have to look at my phone for twenty times a day

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Travis @bakesale.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Imagine crushing a case of High Life with Malala at the tailgate.

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T H E VV O R S T @milfparade.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Yo! MTV Extends Its Condolences got a lot of real estate in my brain

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T H E VV O R S T @milfparade.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Last night I somehow pulled one of my pectoral muscles (?) while doing nothing more strenuous than turning my head and I am still paying for it. I’m beginning to suspect the rest of my life isn’t going to feel any better than this

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T H E VV O R S T @milfparade.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I wonder how I would have been at school if the tech was like it is now. At my job I manage everything i need to do with outlook folders and never have deadline issues, but I also get brain drugs now. Teen me could ignore a due date like it was an Olympic sport

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T H E VV O R S T @milfparade.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I feel like hobonichi guys are a level or two up from me! I’ve fallen back to Leuchtturm knockoffs, but the pen is obv the more important part

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T H E VV O R S T @milfparade.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

…I am a stationery pervert and can bribe myself to write in my planner with stupid stickers and many many many pens. Ive been doing it for a decade at least. I have never stuck with anything in my life for as long as I have with this and i wish i’d done it in college (but wasn’t diagnosed yet lol)

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T H E VV O R S T @milfparade.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I know people have a lot of success using apps and stuff to be more efficient but I have the flavor of ADHD where that does not work. I use a home brew bullet journal thing where at the beginning of the month and the week I put in stuff I’ll need to do and birthdays and stuff. It helps that

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an evan @elsplice.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

the majestic Mount Bro

cartoon drawing of a snow capped mountain with a backwards ball cap and sunglasses. world class stupid drawing here

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T H E VV O R S T @milfparade.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

In a world of uncertainty this podcast I have never actually watched or listened to is my North Star. No matter how scary it gets out there, these dingbats will deliver a weird take about something else, sure as the tides

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T H E VV O R S T @milfparade.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

He’s having a wonderful time, oblivious to the howling

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T H E VV O R S T @milfparade.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Is everything ok over at Pinterest?

Pinterest Home Screen showing a dumb recipe, link to a list of stuff to buy, link to a story about organizing, a picture of what really looks like a sex doll’s mouth above SHOP NOW - Temu”, a picture of a croissant

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T H E VV O R S T @milfparade.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I’ve been thinking about this all day and I am pretty sure it was an omen of some kind but I can not figure out what it portends

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T H E VV O R S T @milfparade.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

There were two Australian guys in the coffee shop this morning on what may have been a date talking to each other about the theory of relativity and I don’t think either of them had the first inkling of what they were talking about. I hope they get married

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T H E VV O R S T @milfparade.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I wanted to follow them around all day. I bet they never run out of stuff to talk about

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T H E VV O R S T @milfparade.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

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T H E VV O R S T @milfparade.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

They used to have very good customer service when they (frequently) had a delivery issue or (rarely) missed an ingredient, and I am a rube who appreciates when the man in the city slicker suit smiles as he robs me

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T H E VV O R S T @milfparade.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

We have been using a popular meal ingredient delivery service for over a decade which is why I was slow to react to their nosedive in quality after they got bought by private equity, but if you slap the food out of my mouth again and again for long enough, I start to get annoyed!

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T H E VV O R S T @milfparade.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

God help you if you’re trying to move a significant weight of zucchini

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T H E VV O R S T @milfparade.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

“As well-crafted as a first-class lawyer’s” is a biiiiig stretch, but I just held the realities of AI-written legal filings and sovereign citizens in my brain at the same time and now I’m having a crisis on public transportation

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T H E VV O R S T @milfparade.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Trav blew my mind when he told me this was a film strip they just watched in school

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Possum Acquainter @possumacquainter.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

you can make as many of these as you want. they can't arrest you for it

Pigmeat Markham - Here Come The Soft Rains

Never Mind The Bollocks - Here's The Soft Rains

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T H E VV O R S T @milfparade.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

A few weeks ago I realized that tomorrow is the date the Ray Bradbury story “There Will Come Soft Rains” takes place. It’s a shame science fiction from 75 years ago isn’t relevant anymore

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There Will Come Soft Rains by Ray Bradbury

The voice-clock sang, breakfast was ejected, but no doors slammed. The garage chimed and lifted its door to reveal the waiting car. The house sat alone in a city of rubble and…

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T H E VV O R S T @milfparade.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

I remember thinking that the future wouldn’t have houses that talked to you all the time because who would want that lol

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T H E VV O R S T @milfparade.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

A few weeks ago I realized that tomorrow is the date the Ray Bradbury story “There Will Come Soft Rains” takes place. It’s a shame science fiction from 75 years ago isn’t relevant anymore

short-stories.co

There Will Come Soft Rains by Ray Bradbury

The voice-clock sang, breakfast was ejected, but no doors slammed. The garage chimed and lifted its door to reveal the waiting car. The house sat alone in a city of rubble and…

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T H E VV O R S T @milfparade.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

They should make a cough suppressant that suppresses coughs

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T H E VV O R S T @milfparade.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

When you watch old people television (Aerial America, Columbo, This Old House) sometimes you get commercials that drop you right into a dark night of the soul

A picture of a tv, the screen has an ad for a roll of Pennies, with American flags in the back. It says:
2025 United States Penny Rolls
50 Brilliant Uncirculated Pennies for $9.95

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sam raimi's DRAG ME TOO KELL @kellygoround.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

NO ONE ON EARTH WHO TAKES BREATH IS EVER TRULY ALONE

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T H E VV O R S T @milfparade.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Oh man I haven’t listened to this album in years, I wonder why not? Anyway,time to play it on repeat until I can’t stand it anymore

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T H E VV O R S T @milfparade.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Philadelphia area telecommunications infrastructure not remotely prepared for all the bro on bro FaceTimes happening at this moment

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Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

I'm hearing that he saw the Boner 4Ever building and, while driving by, thought it said Bron 4Ever and that's ultimately what got him to sign.

Picture of the Boner 4 Ever Building, the building in Philadelphia that says BONER 4EVER on it.

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Abraham Gutman @abgutman.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Help us. We are fighting for a fair contract that protects The Philadelphia Inquirer's journalism, our livelihoods, and our healthcare. We need you. If you value local news and what we do, *please* sign and share our petition: phillynewsguild.com Let our management know we are not alone.

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Fair Contract Now — NewsGuild of Greater Philadelphia

Sign the petition. Stand with Philadelphia Inquirer workers fighting for a fair contract.

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Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

*If* this goes to kicks, I'm told there will be a short break during which fans at the stadium and at home will be treated to "A Tribute to Johnny Dangerously" with special guest Joe Piscopo.

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 17/07/2026

Thus far we are only two lines into The Body The Blood The Machine which tells me it’s gonna be a big summer

Genius lyric card:

God reached his hand down from the sky
He flooded the land and he set it afire

THE THERMALS, "HERE'S YOUR FUTURE"

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T H E VV O R S T @milfparade.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Is it good when the sun looks like a Sucrets

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T H E VV O R S T @milfparade.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Most of the people I talk to on the phone at my job are in federal prison. You feel like a real asshole when you small-talk complain about the weather to a guy in a penitentiary. “It’s too hot outside” I say to a guy who is at minimum 16 months away from meaningfully experiencing outside

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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Objectively funny and the players enjoyed it. Post to facebook

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T H E VV O R S T @milfparade.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

The whole world is watching Philly this summer and Philly knows it

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