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Travis @bakesale.bsky.social · 13h
Listening to Harmacy for the first time in about a decade and I still know every word. Better than Bakesale? I think so! music.apple.com/us/album/too...
music.apple.com
Too Pure by Sebadoh on Apple Music
Song · 1996 · Duration 3:46
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Travis @bakesale.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Donny Baseball!
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Travis @bakesale.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Texted pic of Trea Turner striking out on that beautiful one-handed swing of his. 


“In a meeting with Bears fans and you send me this shit”
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Travis @bakesale.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is going to sound weird but during the Phillies 12-1 loss to Tampa on Saturday night, me and my brother kept talking about Manchester by The Sea instead of paying attention to the game. This has led to us comparing bad losses to Manchester by The Sea.
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Travis @bakesale.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Phillies better put up ten runs on Chris Sale tomorrow
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Travis @bakesale.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
How can you not be romantic about baseball?
Phillie Phanatic wearing a b*mb vest
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Travis @bakesale.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🥴
Phillies game
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Travis @bakesale.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Backrooms… good!
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Travis @bakesale.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Putting this in the Work Music Hall of Fame
Four Tet at Alexandra Palace, London, Nov 22, 2025 (DJ
Mix)
Four Tet
Dance • 2025 •
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Travis @bakesale.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is cracking me up. Look how serious the guy with the green beard is.
A bunch of Eagles fans holding a press conference in a boxing gym. 

FOX• LOCAL

EAGLES TAILGATE COMMUNITY
PUSHES BACK AT PARKING
CHANGES
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Travis @bakesale.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
There was a nice couple from Wisconsin sitting behind us at the Phils/ Brewers game tonight and I asked them what their confidence levels were going into the playoffs. Their response, (almost in tandem), “Low!” They’re just like us!
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Travis @bakesale.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Learned a great fun fact today: New Zealand’s men’s basketball team are called the “Tall Blacks”.
Proof!
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Travis @bakesale.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The People’s Republic of Glendale, Arizona
Cardinals vs Seahawks. The Cardinal’s end zone is red with beaming yellow rays.
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Travis @bakesale.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Eagles won
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Travis @bakesale.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Is this too much or too little for eyes? Sound off in the comments.
Paintings of eyes at an art show. They are $75
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Travis @bakesale.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Friends, Romans, Countrymen… long live the new flesh.
Videodrome (1983)
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an evan @elsplice.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I'm still hearing people say, "Oh I didn't know Laika had a new movie coming out," or "They made a movie of my favorite book, no way!" Don't let this affliction befall your friends and family Become aware of it
Wildwood movie poster.
Main characters, Prue (young teen girl with long red hair, pouty) and Alexandra (The villain, tall pale with long blonde braids, dvious expression) set against a sky full of and eagle and many crows over a vast forest and large mansion. Tickets on sale tomorrow
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Travis @bakesale.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Imagine crushing a case of High Life with Malala at the tailgate.
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malala Go birds!
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Travis @bakesale.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
So many rules in this fucking place!
DO NOT WHACK BALL UP RAMP, IT WILL GO FLYING** IMPORTANT **
Historic Building = Sensitive Plumbing
PLEASE DO NOT FLUSH ANY PRODUCTS
OTHER THAN TOILET PAPER
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Travis @bakesale.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Made a huge mistake and started playing Civ 7 today. Thought this was nice though…

Confuclus Is Inviting you to start a Farmers Market together.
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Travis @bakesale.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Up until about five minutes ago, I thought Bo Burnham was Australian (he is from Massachusetts).
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Travis @bakesale.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
My favorite thing the Phillies broadcast does after a win is follow the player of the game walking into the clubhouse with the party smoke billowing out.
As described. Tonight’s player of the game was Kyle Schwarber.
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Travis @bakesale.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I have just been made aware that some wonderful person (Dana Why, apparently) mastered and compiled the demos for The Wrens unfinished 4th album. youtu.be/C4XPYitANtI?...
youtu.be
The Wrens - Album 4.5 (Mastered by Dana Why)
YouTube video by Noah's Music Archives
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Travis @bakesale.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Someone with the same car parked next to me. Cool Coors Light commercial from the 90s
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Travis @bakesale.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Had a very Delaware food day yesterday (Serpe’s is probably the best tomato pie in the tri-state area).
Tomato pie box Da pieCapriotti’s hoagie boxDa hoagies
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Travis @bakesale.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Beautiful night Manayunk
Twilight street scene. The Manayunk bridge is in the distance, there’s also a Mexican restaurant and probably 500 vape shops. Mr. Beast standee in a book store.
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Travis @bakesale.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Took me until tonight to see The 400 Blows. Why? Am I dumb? Literally everything I want to see/ love about movies was there.
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Travis @bakesale.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This remains the best athlete photo of all time.
Shohei Ohtani sitting on a bus, eating Funyuns, looking sad. Photo by Pablo Sandoval
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Travis @bakesale.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
He is neither great, or big. He is small and round.
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Travis @bakesale.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Every Luis Arráez at-bat:
Alfred Molina in Boogie Nights (he’s on coke and has a loaded gun).
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Travis @bakesale.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Went Running Back crazy, but you know what? Life is short.
My fantasy football draft. DM me if you care.
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Travis @bakesale.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Friday! Friday! Friday!
Monster truck at Acme
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Travis @bakesale.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This shit is so funny
Rudolph 
MJ Lenderman

*
Deleted scene of
Lightning
McQueen
Blacked out at full speed
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Travis @bakesale.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Like when they told Koko the gorilla that Robin Williams died. She didn’t have to know that!
Paul F. Tompkins • @pftompkins.bsky.social
Some people are so universally beloved that I think we shouldn't be told when they die. Let us figure it out eventually but never receive confirmation. We should always be able to idly speculate that somehow there's a chance they *could* still be alive
3:18 PM • Aug 25, 2026 © Replies disabled
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Travis @bakesale.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
You guys have no idea how happy this makes me.
You are no longer needed to report on 08/25/2026 for your Jury Service. You will be given credit for your service and will not be called again for at least one year from the date. You are instructed to go to work as you normally would.
However, if you have already made arrangements for coverage at your place of employment, and cannot report to work, you MUST report to jury duty as scheduled at 8:15 a.m.
Patrick Martin, Jury Commissioner
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Travis @bakesale.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Kyle Schwarber Celebrates in World Series
ALT: Kyle Schwarber Celebrates in World Series
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Travis @bakesale.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Ken Russell! What a guy! (just watched Lisztomania) 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿
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Travis @bakesale.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
It took me a while to figure out who Zendaya in The Odyssey reminded me of. Turns out it was Lee Trevino in Happy Gilmore.
static.klipy.com
Happy Gilmore: Chubbs Peterson's Shock
Alt: Lee. Trevino’s disappointed head nod
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Travis @bakesale.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
lol owned
Comic panel: (reverse the dialogue)

UH... I'M SORRY. ALL THE RECEPTION PEOPLE LOOK THE SAME TO ME.

OH, LIGHT!
NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
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Travis @bakesale.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
This is cool (not cool, but cool). I’ve scored maybe two Phillies games in my life, but it’s very fun and it really locks you in.
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Travis @bakesale.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The current lowest form of humor is Letterboxd joke reviews.
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Travis @bakesale.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Corn healed the Phillies
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Travis @bakesale.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Gizz have the server room that IT guys have nightmares about.
Cable Management Grade: F-Nathan
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Travis @bakesale.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I’ve never been to Quebec. Is this what everyone looks like up there?
The guitarist (and bassist?!?!) from Angine Poitrine
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Travis @bakesale.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Foul balls have been rebranded as “fallow balls” for the Field Of Dreams game.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/08/2026
No One Translated To Foreign Players Why They Currently In Cornfield
No One Translated To Foreign Players Why They Currently In Cornfield
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Travis @bakesale.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Schwarber just punished the corn
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Travis @bakesale.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Bob Iger is buying the Lakers. How soon until they rebrand to “The Los Angeles Lakers presented by Disney+”?
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Travis @bakesale.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Phillies NOBLETIGER
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Travis @bakesale.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
These hats are going to be on eBay tomorrow for about $200 and my wife might have to chain me up like a werewolf so that I don’t buy one.
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