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T H E VV O R S T @milfparade.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Sometimes I open the Microsoft news popup thingy on my work computer to check the weather and get these little bonus hits of brain damage

Picture of a computer screen, the news section of a windows start menu thing, there is a story under a picture of a serene woman among trees and hills. The headline is “Woman who died for 8 minutes says death is an illusion”

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T H E VV O R S T @milfparade.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I have been trying to use my phone less in a desperate attempt to claw my attention span back from the abyss and my job keeps adding 2FA apps I have to look at my phone for twenty times a day

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Travis @bakesale.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Imagine crushing a case of High Life with Malala at the tailgate.

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T H E VV O R S T @milfparade.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Yo! MTV Extends Its Condolences got a lot of real estate in my brain

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T H E VV O R S T @milfparade.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Last night I somehow pulled one of my pectoral muscles (?) while doing nothing more strenuous than turning my head and I am still paying for it. I’m beginning to suspect the rest of my life isn’t going to feel any better than this

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an evan @elsplice.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

the majestic Mount Bro

cartoon drawing of a snow capped mountain with a backwards ball cap and sunglasses. world class stupid drawing here

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T H E VV O R S T @milfparade.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Is everything ok over at Pinterest?

Pinterest Home Screen showing a dumb recipe, link to a list of stuff to buy, link to a story about organizing, a picture of what really looks like a sex doll’s mouth above SHOP NOW - Temu”, a picture of a croissant

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T H E VV O R S T @milfparade.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I’ve been thinking about this all day and I am pretty sure it was an omen of some kind but I can not figure out what it portends

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T H E VV O R S T @milfparade.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

There were two Australian guys in the coffee shop this morning on what may have been a date talking to each other about the theory of relativity and I don’t think either of them had the first inkling of what they were talking about. I hope they get married

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T H E VV O R S T @milfparade.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

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T H E VV O R S T @milfparade.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

We have been using a popular meal ingredient delivery service for over a decade which is why I was slow to react to their nosedive in quality after they got bought by private equity, but if you slap the food out of my mouth again and again for long enough, I start to get annoyed!

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T H E VV O R S T @milfparade.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

“As well-crafted as a first-class lawyer’s” is a biiiiig stretch, but I just held the realities of AI-written legal filings and sovereign citizens in my brain at the same time and now I’m having a crisis on public transportation

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Possum Acquainter @possumacquainter.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

you can make as many of these as you want. they can't arrest you for it

Pigmeat Markham - Here Come The Soft Rains

Never Mind The Bollocks - Here's The Soft Rains

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T H E VV O R S T @milfparade.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

A few weeks ago I realized that tomorrow is the date the Ray Bradbury story “There Will Come Soft Rains” takes place. It’s a shame science fiction from 75 years ago isn’t relevant anymore

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There Will Come Soft Rains by Ray Bradbury

The voice-clock sang, breakfast was ejected, but no doors slammed. The garage chimed and lifted its door to reveal the waiting car. The house sat alone in a city of rubble and…

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T H E VV O R S T @milfparade.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

A few weeks ago I realized that tomorrow is the date the Ray Bradbury story “There Will Come Soft Rains” takes place. It’s a shame science fiction from 75 years ago isn’t relevant anymore

short-stories.co

There Will Come Soft Rains by Ray Bradbury

The voice-clock sang, breakfast was ejected, but no doors slammed. The garage chimed and lifted its door to reveal the waiting car. The house sat alone in a city of rubble and…

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T H E VV O R S T @milfparade.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

They should make a cough suppressant that suppresses coughs

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T H E VV O R S T @milfparade.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

When you watch old people television (Aerial America, Columbo, This Old House) sometimes you get commercials that drop you right into a dark night of the soul

A picture of a tv, the screen has an ad for a roll of Pennies, with American flags in the back. It says:
2025 United States Penny Rolls
50 Brilliant Uncirculated Pennies for $9.95

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Kelly ♡☆ @kellygoround.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

NO ONE ON EARTH WHO TAKES BREATH IS EVER TRULY ALONE

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T H E VV O R S T @milfparade.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Oh man I haven’t listened to this album in years, I wonder why not? Anyway,time to play it on repeat until I can’t stand it anymore

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T H E VV O R S T @milfparade.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Philadelphia area telecommunications infrastructure not remotely prepared for all the bro on bro FaceTimes happening at this moment

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Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

I'm hearing that he saw the Boner 4Ever building and, while driving by, thought it said Bron 4Ever and that's ultimately what got him to sign.

Picture of the Boner 4 Ever Building, the building in Philadelphia that says BONER 4EVER on it.

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Abraham Gutman @abgutman.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Help us. We are fighting for a fair contract that protects The Philadelphia Inquirer's journalism, our livelihoods, and our healthcare. We need you. If you value local news and what we do, *please* sign and share our petition: phillynewsguild.com Let our management know we are not alone.

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Sign the petition. Stand with Philadelphia Inquirer workers fighting for a fair contract.

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Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

*If* this goes to kicks, I'm told there will be a short break during which fans at the stadium and at home will be treated to "A Tribute to Johnny Dangerously" with special guest Joe Piscopo.

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 17/07/2026

Thus far we are only two lines into The Body The Blood The Machine which tells me it’s gonna be a big summer

Genius lyric card:

God reached his hand down from the sky
He flooded the land and he set it afire

THE THERMALS, "HERE'S YOUR FUTURE"

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T H E VV O R S T @milfparade.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Is it good when the sun looks like a Sucrets

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T H E VV O R S T @milfparade.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Most of the people I talk to on the phone at my job are in federal prison. You feel like a real asshole when you small-talk complain about the weather to a guy in a penitentiary. “It’s too hot outside” I say to a guy who is at minimum 16 months away from meaningfully experiencing outside

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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Objectively funny and the players enjoyed it. Post to facebook

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T H E VV O R S T @milfparade.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

The whole world is watching Philly this summer and Philly knows it

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Travis @bakesale.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Steve Carlton has had enough!

A man in powder blue Steve Carlton Phillies jersey riding his bike on the Ben Franklin Parkway. He’s holding a sign that reads, “FUCK THAT MOTHER FUCKER TRUMP”

The same man, but the other side of the sign is showing. It reads, “ FUCK THE METS”

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T H E VV O R S T @milfparade.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

It is wild that we let Netflix do this to us

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T H E VV O R S T @milfparade.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

I’ve been trying to look at BlueSky (and all social media, and my phone in general) a lot less lately and if I had not already done so this week would have been eight hundred days long, my word

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T H E VV O R S T @milfparade.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

A document type I’ve never noticed before popped up in district court as an option - Notice re: Certificate of Non-Use of Generative AI. I do not know what it is and haven’t seen a judge ask for it yet but perhaps some judges are mandating no GenAI-drafted filings? 👀

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T H E VV O R S T @milfparade.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

This was supposed to be attached to that btw

Tv with news story “heat-related issues at big boy train event” and a picture of a huge locomotive next to maybe a medical tent

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T H E VV O R S T @milfparade.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

I know it is the train’s name or whatever but I’d really hate it if I died of heat stroke and the news was like “Awww whassa matter, you couldn’t handle the Big Boy train event?”

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T H E VV O R S T @milfparade.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

I wasn’t aware I would be subtweeted

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T H E VV O R S T @milfparade.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

I heard a reference to the White House correspondents’ dinner shooting and it took me a moment to place it. Like it was three months ago and nobody talks about it, just another dude trying to kill that guy lol

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T H E VV O R S T @milfparade.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Currently engaged in mortal administrative assistant combat with somebody at a prison. I responded to her pitiful attempts to discourage me with some very pointed markup highlights on the institution’s policies, but I am prepared to escalate up to global thermonuclear war if necessary

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Travis @bakesale.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Vacation is off to a great start!

A text from my wife. It reads, “I am going to kill you”

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T H E VV O R S T @milfparade.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

If you enjoyed Widow’s Bay (as I did), please consider reading: HEX or DARKER DAYS by Thomas Olde Heuvelt BURIAL TIDE by Neil Sharpson THE SEPTEMBER HOUSE by Carissa Orlando Thank you for your attention to this matter!

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T H E VV O R S T @milfparade.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

I wish all local guerilla street artists a very Don’t Get Caught in the coming weeks

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T H E VV O R S T @milfparade.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Does anyone track trends in indie medical conditions going mainstream? A few years ago every other pharma commercial was about plaque psoriasis or COPE, then wet AMD had a moment, now we’re CLEARLY moving into the eye mite era

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T H E VV O R S T @milfparade.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

I was caught by this paperback in my office library bc it looks like an alternate history thriller where Lenin and JFK team up to solve a murder. Please let me know what you think this should be about

A red paperback book, which looks banged up, 80s style. The author is named Joseph Wambaugb, title is ECHOES IN THE DARKNESS. The image in the center is in a sort of Impressionism-via-Michael Mann style, and includes several uniformed police officers looking firm at a crime scene, overlaid with a professional looking lady and a guy talking near what might be a guy in fatigues? The focus is portraits of two men facing away from one another. The one in the left looks exactly like JFK, the one on the right looks like Vladimir Lenin if you have pretty bad distance vision and it’s dim

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christina @formeresq.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Getting put on probation by rokos basilisk because I never used AI but I kick every delivery robot I see on the street

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Converting to Catholicism so I can tell my bosses using unregulated AI is against my religion and I will sue them like that cake lady who hated gay people if they make me use it

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T H E VV O R S T @milfparade.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

She was a legend and I’m so lucky I got to love her

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T H E VV O R S T @milfparade.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

For the last few years I have had access to a vending machine that had somehow evaded the soda tax and I could get a 20 oz coke for a buck fifty but the man caught on. This is now a Grover Norquist stan account 😤

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T H E VV O R S T @milfparade.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

If I am on your website because my dog ate something and I asked if it’s poison and you’re setting up to reveal the answer like you’re Hercule Poirot and you’ve gathered me in a drawing room I should be allowed to grab you about the neck and pound you into the ground like a railroad spike

Screenshot of a website, text as follows:
In doing so, a dog will likely develop an upset stomach, become agitated and restless, and in severe cases (and doses), may experience a seizure or could even die.
But what is too much? We'll soon get into that.
That's why you're probably here, right?
Well, not to worry, l've got you covered.
Keep reading, and you'll know exactly how to approach this situation and how to ascertain what is too much for your dog.
Is It Safe For Dogs To

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