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@milesfarmer.bsky.social
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Miles @milesfarmer.bsky.social · 2h
White Sox fans right now:
Why is God angry? From the best Star Trek movie
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Miles @milesfarmer.bsky.social · 4h
Haven’t we said all that needed to be said with the Hunger Games movies? Must there be a Sunrise on the Reaping or whatever the hell that means?
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Miles @milesfarmer.bsky.social · 5h
Horns down baby!
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ben @vtben.bsky.social · 6h
Honestly this is what you get for messing with the 🐐 Holly Rowe.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/10/2026
Pentagon To Livestream Firing Squad Execution theonion.com/pentagon-to-livestream…
“No way is this administration capable of setting up a working livestream.”

Willem Brydon, Unemployed
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Miles @milesfarmer.bsky.social · 8h
You know some clown on TV is going to smugly chuckle about how Climate Change is a hoax when there’s a blizzard in February, remind them it’s currently 87 degrees halfway into October.
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Miles @milesfarmer.bsky.social · 8h
Obvs I know that’s older than your typical college athlete but not for, you know, the Earth.
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Miles @milesfarmer.bsky.social · 8h
Just made a big deal that the OU TE is *gasp* 25.
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Miles @milesfarmer.bsky.social · 10h
Who says you can’t make new friends in your late 40’s?
My new buddy Frank
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Miles @milesfarmer.bsky.social · 16h
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Remember The Titans: Leave No Doubt
Alt: Remember The Titans: Leave No Doubt
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Miles @milesfarmer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It will tell you the best way to off yourself but don’t you dare hurt their fee fee’s.
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Miles @milesfarmer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sex so good that when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer.
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Angry Staff Officer @pptsapper.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sex so good that my name is Ozymandias, king of kings, look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!
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Miles @milesfarmer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Sherlock Holmes: Ummmm... No.
Alt: Sherlock Holmes: Ummmm... No.
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Miles @milesfarmer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I will add the sense of geography is the biggest suspension of disbelief in that film.
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Miles @milesfarmer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Philadelphia Eagles legend Mike Ditka!?
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Miles @milesfarmer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Mina watching the all 22 of the Cowboys Defense
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Miles @milesfarmer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Wait was that *that* song on #TNF?
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Miles @milesfarmer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They will make you a Jalon Daniels believer!
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Miles @milesfarmer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Got my continuing education done only nine days past the deadline this year, a new record.
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Ares God Of War: 'I'm a God!'
Alt: Ares God Of War: 'I'm a God!'
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Miles @milesfarmer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Probably three seconds away from the “being SA’d builds character” screed that will get 12k likes.
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Miles @milesfarmer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Least surprising thing coming from TFP and still it’s like what the actual fuck.
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Miles @milesfarmer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
As Poét Laureate
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Miles @milesfarmer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Can’t fuckin wait for the “my kids won’t talk to me anymore so I’m having AI do it for me” articles in like 20 years.
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Miles @milesfarmer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A B Y
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Miles @milesfarmer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Gears of War E-Day goes down nice and smooth. Lots of fun from a reliably great series.
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“No Way To Prevent This,” Says Only Ballpark Where This Regularly Happens
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Miles @milesfarmer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
More like the Barves, amirite
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Miles @milesfarmer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@minakimes.bsky.social ‘s “make me Baker Mayfield” line nearly name me run off the road lmao
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Miles @milesfarmer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I have a feeling they might just make a year end top 20 song list.
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Miles @milesfarmer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Craig James killed five hookers #CJK5H
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Michael Shopoff @mshopoff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Emperor Hirohito, after hearing the Pearl Harbor plans
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12tone @12tone.nebula.tv · 06/10/2026
Williams, 37, then unleashed her response to the DHS’ statement in an Instagram Story post Monday: “And may I suggest all Nazi bitches suck on my fat d***.”

A DHS representative did not immediately return The Independent’s request for comment.
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Miles @milesfarmer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Got a little banter this week! Maybe because Ben is a Manhunter?
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Miles @milesfarmer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
There was a crash in NC a few years later where 5 of the 6 safety switches failed. I believe one of the bombs is still there buried under 20 feet of mud.
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Miles @milesfarmer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Damn @benjaminsolak.bsky.social was really good in the #Lanterns finale!
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Miles @milesfarmer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This issue has been addressed (Spoilers, I think): www.instagram.com/reel/DeHxfRw...
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The Midnight Boys on Instagram: "Lanterns co-creator Chris Mundy explains why Noah’s “o-line” looks like that 😂🏈 #lanterns #greenlantern #football #collegefootball #cfb"
915 likes, 12 comments - themidnightboyspod on October 5, 2026: "Lanterns co-creator Chris Mundy explains why Noah’s “o-line” looks like that 😂🏈 #lanterns #greenlantern #football #collegefootball #cf...
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Miles @milesfarmer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m so sorry, Prof R. 💔
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Miles @milesfarmer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Then at 4, then at 6:30, then when I can’t go back to sleep I’ll check the highlights on YT
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Miles @milesfarmer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
At *night*? I’ll check out the highlights the next morning.
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Miles @milesfarmer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I wish I still had all of those things I’d written and plotted out. It’s all sitting in a computer and a landfill somewhere lost to time. Still have the Lysistrata script floating around somewhere.
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Miles @milesfarmer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And he had his arms crossed with the most pissed off look you’ve ever seen in your life. When the movie was over, we got back in the car and it was just dead silent for about three minutes. Finally, I broke the silence by saying “Damn they looked really good!” Dude was so pissed LMAO
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Miles @milesfarmer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
An upcoming movie that featured Kate Beckinsale vampire along with Michael Sheen as a lychan, battling it out with human Scott Speedman in the middle. That movie was called Underworld, and it was practically perfect to what we had conceived and started writing. After that preview was over at Brad
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Miles @milesfarmer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So I wrote out a pretty long outline I’m starting to try to fill in with dialogue but then life got in the way. But then I ended up transferring to KU and everything kind of fell apart. Flash forward about a year or so later we are going to a movie together. During that movie was a preview for
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Miles @milesfarmer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
to worry about VFX since we could do all fight since practically. Blade had come out a few years previous and established Vampires can do swords and werewolves claws. We talked about scenes and action beats and he wanted to call the movie “Other World” because it was all unbeknownst to humans.
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Miles @milesfarmer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
factions? That way, we wouldn’t have to worry about prosthetic makeup, and we could just show the werewolves outside of makeup and maybe try to figure it out along the way.” Again, great idea let’s do that and I went with it; it was an easy change and transition. It also made it easier to not have
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Miles @milesfarmer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
paused at how we would do werewolves considering make up. We didn’t know anyone that could do cosmetics like that which is why I think he wanted to do wizards in the first place. But then he goes “what if the love interest is not a werewolf, but a person caught in the middle of these two warring
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Miles @milesfarmer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
in the spring of 2001. During that summer one day he comes to me and he’s like “you know something bothers me, wizards and vampires aren’t classical foes, and I’m worried the Romeo and Juliet troupe is kind of used up. What if we find werewolves instead?” I thought it was a great idea but
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Miles @milesfarmer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
garage we were going to try and film on the plaza. Brad was dabbling in doing VFX stuff on his computer and thought it would look better than amateur stuff. He upgraded his PC, used his student loan money to buy a really nice digital camera (at the time) he was all in. I started writing in earnest
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Miles @milesfarmer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
sounded interesting and exciting so I started on an outline. The vampire was this girl and this dude was descended from a powerful wizard family (HP was just starting to catch fire so wizards were in at the time). Anyway I had written and loosely drawn an action bit that took place in a parking
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