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Beth Daniels

@mildredsfatburgers.bsky.social
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Dust collector, former long-form reader, aspiring retiree.

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ceej @ceej.online · 08/10/2026
waymos are driven by the ghosts of people who died in debt
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Beth Daniels @mildredsfatburgers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
@ctc3d.bsky.social ALL THE LEAVES ARE BROWN
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hannah gais @hannahgais.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
will you people shut the fuck up
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Beth Daniels @mildredsfatburgers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
One more thing I’m loving these days: youtu.be/xGXrCr-ewr4?...
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ABIGAIL'S DIVINE COMEDY: S1E1: Goody Gone Bad
YouTube video by Joe Hegyes
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Beth Daniels @mildredsfatburgers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Whoosh. Watching Monster: The Lizzie Borden Story, and I don’t think Ryan Murphy knows any actual women. Very not worth it.
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Beth Daniels @mildredsfatburgers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Feminize a band name (I’ll just objectify): The Whom
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Beth Daniels @mildredsfatburgers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You don’t often see people showing their whole ass on a tombstone. His: Texan by birth and Southern by the grace of God. A cowboy at heart he was born 100 years too late. Hers: The Queen of Dixie An unreconstructed Alabamian and a true daughter of the South. She now rides with Forrest
Grave marker in Comfort Cemetery, Comfort, TX
Salty Dog Billy Bob Joe Don
Texan by birth and Southern by the grace of God. A cowboy at heart he was born 100 years too late.

SIX FEET DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS

When this tired old world goes belly up
And closes down the show
Is there still gonna be a Texas??
That’s all I want to know
I’m not deserving heaven
But I ain’t afraid o’ hell
Just bury my heart in Texas
There’s nothin’ more to tell
Yippie-Ki-Yay-I-Yo — BBJDRacist grave marker. Comfort Cemetery, Comfort, TXName on “Southern Heritage” (aka racist) tombstone in Comfort Cemetery, Comfort, TX: LOONEY
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Beth Daniels @mildredsfatburgers.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Now I’m on an Evan Rachel Wood Drunk History jag
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Beth Daniels @mildredsfatburgers.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Finally got around to watching Weird: The Al Yankovic Story and am loving Daniel Radcliffe. Airplane-level funny on the whole
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Beth Daniels @mildredsfatburgers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hey NBC: Why does my watching the Emmys make you think I have psoriasis?
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Beth Daniels @mildredsfatburgers.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Things I was afraid of as a child: * Ventriloquist dummies * Nuclear war * Lady Elaine Fairchild * Mannikins * The Child Catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang * Mrs. Danvers
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 06/09/2026
In November 2025, a nurse at Camp East Montana called 911 to get help for a detained woman with COVID-19. “We don’t have any oxygen for her,” the nurse said as the woman’s oxygen saturation dropped. “She just doesn’t look good.”
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Listen to 911 Calls From Inside an Immigration Detention Center: “We Just Need to Take Him to the Hospital”
Reporters don’t have access to Camp East Montana, one of the largest immigration detention centers in the country. Emergency calls from the Texas facility offer a glimpse of unfolding crises faced by ...
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Beth Daniels @mildredsfatburgers.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Boop
Somewhat grainy image of partial lunar eclipse
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Garry @thegmcconnachie.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is why Dolly Parton will be remembered and loved ❤️📚
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Beth Daniels @mildredsfatburgers.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
When did it become ok to have full-on, normal-volume conversations or make dictations on your phone at the public goddamned library?
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Beth Daniels @mildredsfatburgers.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Weeeeping
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Beth Daniels @mildredsfatburgers.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The last best
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Beth Daniels @mildredsfatburgers.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Um…these are real good gummies
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Beth Daniels @mildredsfatburgers.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I just flashed on that great LIVING SINGLE scene where Max is melting to Kyle singing “My Funny Valentine” in case anyone was wondering why I laughed out loud just now.
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John Hudgens @johnhudgens.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Sharing, because it came up in another thread. First saw this at a film festival decades ago. People were literally falling on the floor, they were laughing so hard. It’s *so* wrong, and yet *so* right. Have fun… :)
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BILLY'S BALLOON - student film by DON HERTZFELDT
YouTube video by don hertzfeldt
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Beth Daniels @mildredsfatburgers.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Trump vibes rn
Humphrey Bogart as Captain Queeg in THE CAINE MUTINY nervously fiddling with steel marbles
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Beth Daniels @mildredsfatburgers.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I love how Blanche uses “I don’t know who typed it up” as his response to “”who wrote this.” Writing = Typing to this jamoke
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Beth Daniels @mildredsfatburgers.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
While we’re talking about Laken Riley, I feel that I should mention that there were 637 documented maternal homicides across 47 states over the last five years, most of which were committed by intimate partners.
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Beth Daniels @mildredsfatburgers.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX), pictured here as Grandpa Munster
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Beth Daniels @mildredsfatburgers.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Adam Schiff is very good at this.
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Beth Daniels @mildredsfatburgers.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
None of these Republicans sound remotely sincere. Particularly about mifepristone. Can one democrat talk about how many more women have bled out in parking lots or been murdered by their partners for being pregnant since Dobbs? Leave the pill alone.
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Beth Daniels @mildredsfatburgers.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
How the fuck old is Sen. Grassley?
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Beth Daniels @mildredsfatburgers.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Watching the newish Little House on Netflix and shout out to Alison Arngrim for playing a creepy settler/trafficker
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Beth Daniels @mildredsfatburgers.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
People are awesome
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Beth Daniels @mildredsfatburgers.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Watching morning recap of the valiant military band at the DC 4th celebration. Here they are singing “Let’s Go Crazy.”
Military band performing at DC 2026White woman in uniform singing at DC 2026 celebration
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Beth Daniels @mildredsfatburgers.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Whoo-ee, does this bring back memories. @lisamargonelli.bsky.social was more hardcore in her cosplay than I during this time, but I got to outfit myself at Ft. Ticonderoga. Nice shout out to JOHNNY TREMAIN. My shootin’ hand hurts just at the mention. www.zocalopublicsquare.org/i-was-a-pret...
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I Was a Preteen Patriot | Essay
Playing Fife. Wearing a Tricorn Hat. Sewing Samplers. But the Bicentennial Was More Than Cosplay in Rural Maine
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
When people say “nothing tastes as good as skinny feels” it’s like, Ok…weird way to admit you’ve never had tacos.
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Ryan Goodman @rgoodlaw.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
We identified 17 of the 27 'grievances' in the Declaration of Independence with a contemporary analog. We then annotated those 17 grievances with quotes from federal judges across 52 court cases involving the Trump administration. The judges in their words (many referencing the Declaration itself)
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Today’s Judiciary on the Anniversary of Declaration of Independence
Many actions taken by the current administration echo the grievances laid out in the Declaration of Independence against King George III.
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Beth Daniels @mildredsfatburgers.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Very interesting prediction last month from a water sealant expert watching the disaster unfold in real time.
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Beth Daniels @mildredsfatburgers.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
OK. Three films from the 70s that illustrate how very not far we’ve come: * FUN WITH DICK AND JANE (1977) * NETWORK (1976) * THE CONVERSATION (1974) What do y’all think? ANDROMEDA STRAIN?
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I thought George W. Bush was an awful President in every way, but I have to admit, compared to Trump, I still think he was an awful President in every way.
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Anjali Dayal @anjalikdayal.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
yeah unfortunately the point at which security agents started manufacturing crimes to so they could arrest people to support the delusions of a single personalist ruler was the point at which the story stopped being silly heavy-handed metaphor and started being of real concern
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
“This is a victory for 🇺🇸— because our goal from day one was for Iran to open the strait that wasn’t closed until after we attacked…” 🤣 (H/T @waltermasterson.bsky.social )
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Pedro Almendras @pedroalmendras.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
🤣
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💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
personalized meal prep right at your table! order from the $220 pric fixe menu
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Will McKinley @willmckinley.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
#RIP Joe Sedelmaier (1933-2026) He did "for television advertising what directors like Preston Sturges did for Hollywood comedies."— @stuartenyt.bsky.social, @nytimes.com
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Omg. WTF is Happening? @lalahaenzy.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
This. All of this. #Pinks #ProudBlue
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Beth Daniels @mildredsfatburgers.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
My wife and I are on vacation in Paris and I just woke up from a clearly jet-lag induced dream that she had opened a kind of import business in our home with people I never met telling them I was her daughter (?!). Now it’s 2:00 am and I am ENRAGED. Wait til her sweet, unsuspecting ass wakes up.
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
This horse has a one-of-a-kind sense of humor. Watch as it teases the cat and then puts on an innocent face when caught in the act.
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Beth Daniels @mildredsfatburgers.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
We said goodbye to our good boy, Taki today. He made it to 16, little stinker.
Our little Westie-Poo, Taki. Small white dog. Big big heart.
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Beth Daniels @mildredsfatburgers.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Billboards driving on I-10 through Louisiana home to Texas: * Boudin * Boudin & Cracklins * Charlie Kirk/Trump/Jesus * Oysters * Gordon McKiernan Accident Attorney * Gordon McKiernan Accident Attorney * Gordon McKiernan Accident Attorney * Democrats are traitors * Boudin * Boudin & Cracklins
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Beth Daniels @mildredsfatburgers.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Back in DC for work and saw Cheeto Tito’s mugshot on the DOJ in person, but favorite quote snippet is conveniently to its right: NO FREE GOVERNMENT CAN SURVIVE THAT
Donald Trump’s stupid mug banner on one of the entrances to the Dept of JusticeBuilding inscription above window (first part of quote on the building’s north side), “NO FREE GOVERNMENT CAN SURVIVE THAT.” “That” is underlined in photo with arrow pointing to Trump bannerFull fascist view of sundowning, wannabe dictator’s face on a banner on the United States Department of Justice
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Beth Daniels @mildredsfatburgers.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
The Mary Tyler Moore Show (1970-1977)
Opening credit screen grab from the Mary Tyler Moore Show
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Beth Daniels @mildredsfatburgers.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Sweet!
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Beth Daniels @mildredsfatburgers.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Is anybody else worried that Ken Paxton may be the next Attorney General?
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