mikeo @mikkaio.bsky.social · 13/09/2026usually taking a break from posting right after a big scandal leaks and then returning a few months later like nothing happened without ever addressing it works great so maybe we can just say i already did time served 151
mikeo @mikkaio.bsky.social · 13/09/2026i'm ashamed that the first thing i posted in 3 months was this. i didn't need to post that at you. there's probably 100 other funny things that could have stood for and only most of them were about dick or penis but not all. please forgive me 1101
mikeo @mikkaio.bsky.social · 13/06/2026oh that's why i wasn't getting gc invites, i hadn't updated my app. i just hadn't updated my app abd that's why i didn't get any invites to any of the cool new group chats. it was because of not having updated the app yet and that's why i havent been invited is because it wasn't updated yet, the app 070
mikeo @mikkaio.bsky.social · 09/05/2026i did it myself in the mirror, it's supposed to say meat ralp 010
mikeo @mikkaio.bsky.social · 17/03/2026(hitting demo 3 on the old casio magic light keyboard i just dragged out of the attic) a ha! another hit song written for my band, the 1975 061
mikeo @mikkaio.bsky.social · 09/03/2026oh no i hope they don't replace the transphobic libertarian with someone bad 0132
mikeo @mikkaio.bsky.social · 06/03/2026media.tenor.coma man in a suit is sitting in a chair with a book in front of him and the website sharktankgifts.com is visibleAlt: a man in a suit is sitting in a chair and he is taking notes in an interested way 020
mikeo @mikkaio.bsky.social · 04/03/2026i posted about him this morning before i even found out he was banned. i can't help but feel entirely responsible and basically owed all of his clout as he goes through this difficult time 180
mikeo @mikkaio.bsky.social · 04/03/2026in the wake of cursedsynth's banning, my thoughts are with his daughter zoe to whom his account and life was dedicated 0183
Reposted by mikeosuperjazz @superjazz.bsky.social · 04/03/2026🚨@cursedsynth has been banned🚨 Cursedsynth, girlfriend of cryptologist Robert Langdon, is a neuroscientist, targeted by a mysterious organization after a breakthrough. You will find many astonishing sentences in “The Secret of Secrets,” Dan Brown's latest TED-Talk travelogue thriller.Oct 8, 2025 051
mikeo @mikkaio.bsky.social · 04/03/2026(peeling off sticker to reveal that chat gpt really stands for cursedsynth's hat gpt) my god... 060
mikeo @mikkaio.bsky.social · 02/03/2026(guy who learned to speak english by watching lock stock and two smoking barrels) hello my slag 0112
Reposted by mikeoparticle dogs @particledogs.bsky.social · 17/02/2026year of the horsle starts now 0161
Reposted by mikeoRhydian @indigodecay.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Bug free ✅ Brilliant design ✅ Delivering on its promise every day ✅ 062
mikeo @mikkaio.bsky.social · 13/02/2026spending most of my time nowdays imagining a guy mistakenly calling thomas a train so i can swoop in and school him in front of my crush 0120
mikeo @mikkaio.bsky.social · 13/02/2026not every holiday needs to become a season. sometimes it can just be a day 0100
mikeo @mikkaio.bsky.social · 10/02/2026yeah just this carpenter I heard of once long ago who's basically the most important person to even have a relationship with ohh jeez what was his name 😉 130
mikeo @mikkaio.bsky.social · 18/01/2026i could picture them rocking out too now that you mention it 020
mikeo @mikkaio.bsky.social · 18/01/2026yeah they're called blink 182 because when you hear their music you turn 182 degrees and walk away 0374
mikeo @mikkaio.bsky.social · 18/01/2026anyone else get serious "Rock Music" vibes when listening to blink 182? 0212
mikeo @mikkaio.bsky.social · 28/12/2025happy birthday! hope you get birthday luck and find some sprouts on the ground next time you look down 010
mikeo @mikkaio.bsky.social · 28/12/2025when you get replaced by a pod person what happens to the original you? do they put you in their old pod or where do you go. need to know by tomorrow morning btw 060
mikeo @mikkaio.bsky.social · 07/12/2025seems you guys were completely wrong about consumerism. just bought something that turned out to be the last thing i needed and everything in my life clicked perfectly into place. keep shopping until you find the right item! you won't know it till you've bought it!! 08721
mikeo @mikkaio.bsky.social · 04/12/2025haha no i'm buying it for a post. yeah sort of an inside joke. no not friends exactly. it's from twitter. no this is for bluesky. bluesky? the app? right yeah like twitter. so this guy cybersmith... yknow it's easier if i show you the tweets. no they don't mind waiting. you don't mind do you? 0253
mikeo @mikkaio.bsky.social · 02/12/2025media.tenor.coma man in a pajama suit stands next to another man in a black shirtAlt: josh hutcherson turns into a cat 010
mikeo @mikkaio.bsky.social · 24/11/2025the egg is actually justin bieber's enemy but i am hearing this too about myself 030
Reposted by mikeojojo 🏄♂️ @waterslap.bsky.social · 24/11/2025Im hearing mikeo has gone as viral as justin bieber’s egg. can anyone corroborate ? 3111
mikeo @mikkaio.bsky.social · 24/11/2025right! like I would have probably shared its many powers and truths and riches but not if you're gonna be a selfish conversationalist 030
mikeo @mikkaio.bsky.social · 24/11/2025me: trying to tell my friend that I found the location of the priceless jade scorpion i've been searching for all these years moments after i proposed to my girlfriend my friend who always misses the point of every story: omg congratulations on your engagement!!! so happy for you!! 🙄 1272
