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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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mikey @mikeyzone.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
thinking about becoming more pitiful and wretched
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mikey @mikeyzone.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
78 lb small business owner the second the weather drops below 81 degrees: brrr!!! Let’s turn the heat on! Loyal patron attempting to “shop local”:
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mikey @mikeyzone.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
it’s so crazy how caught up in the culture people get about this stuff. I saw people saying it was the hardest they’ve laughed in theaters in ages and I quietly chuckled maybe twice
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oblivion.txt @oblivion-txt.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
A little busy here! I'm trying to decide what to have for dinner. Oh, how I love eating. One of my favorite things to do.
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mikey @mikeyzone.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
the game show where the annoying rich gay guy clocks people based on their bedrooms doesnt piss me off because it feels like gays playing gestapo. It pisses me off because the host never gets any of the answers right. You’d think he’d get better at it over time
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mikey @mikeyzone.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You dont have to
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mikey @mikeyzone.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The face of a man who is ready to guarantee clean air and drinking water
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은민 @em913em.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
매애삐 레몬강아삐
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mikey @mikeyzone.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
kinda frustrating how the big trend in gaming is 5 dollar games that are a blast to play with your friends. Where are you finding groups of 4-6 adults with consistent free time. Are you out of your mind
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mikey @mikeyzone.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
bottom right is of interest simply due to how fucking huge he looks
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mikey @mikeyzone.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Dale, lately
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jount starcula @theaveragejoey.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
the 2026 buisness owner
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Hello. I am posting the Taskmaster Australia Season 6 cast reveal video for, probably, obvious reasons. it will go to air next year youtu.be/dCG-wpR6_dY?...
youtu.be
Taskmaster AU: Season 6 Cast Reveal
YouTube video by ru82
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libby watson @libbycwatson.com · 24/04/2026
FRASIER CRANE’S HUMUNGOUS ASS CONTEST
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mikey @mikeyzone.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
many thanks to tomodachi life for encouraging my wife to use the touch screen while eating chips
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mikey @mikeyzone.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
sick of hearing about protein…
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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Okay. What the fuck am I supposed to do. I'm supposed to do that?
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mikey @mikeyzone.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
dis guy in particular was my gunshow fav
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taylr @taylordahlin.com · 25/01/2026
signs left at alex pretti’s memorial in minneapolis: “i love you so much / i’ll miss you forever” photo with a friend, “i would have done the same. RIP alex,” a stethoscope and “we’ll take it from here, alex” and a tshirt for the minnesota nurses association
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kc green @kcg.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Perfect Tides: Station to Station comes out today. You MUST play it with me when it drops. That’s all I shall do today I think @meredithgran.com store.steampowered.com/app/2088810/...
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Perfect Tides: Station to Station on Steam
A point n' click sequel to Perfect Tides about the momentum and whiplash of young adulthood. Explore the big city through 18-year-old Mara's eyes. Collect items, nurture ideas, and experience complex ...
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mikey @mikeyzone.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
we have to bring back the 26-episode season. Writers are forgetting how to do body swap episodes and episodes about a talent show
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Lux!🔪🎃 @luxlucifer.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
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mikey @mikeyzone.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
bman while grabbed by neck with big muscles soup hand: 🫤
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strawberry garfield @bbburgerrr.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Nine Delights 2026
Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz
Inventing a new lifestyle philosophy called "The Nine
Delights" where each day you try to experience at least three of the nine delights
10:05 PM • Jun 25, 2021 • Twitter Web App
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Brooks Otterl... @i_zzz... • Jun 26, 2021
Replying to @i_zzzzzz
THE NINE DELIGHTS
Walking Around
Fellowship
Deliciousness
Transcendence
Goofing
Amelioration
Coitus
Enthrallment
** WILDCARD *
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mikey @mikeyzone.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Covetous Invaders Harry & Marv
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mikey @mikeyzone.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
The wet bandits withstand so much damage from kevin’s attacks. They should be called the Powerful Bandits
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mikey @mikeyzone.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Will & Grace The Movie
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mikey @mikeyzone.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Dharma & Greg: The Animated Series
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mikey @mikeyzone.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
*nintendo marketing dept voice* The Elf on the Shelf Christmas Heroes Game
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Retweet if you want your Christmas presents NOW
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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
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mikey @mikeyzone.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
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mikey @mikeyzone.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
I figured out how we can fix everything: we simply have to “vote with our dollars”
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mikey @mikeyzone.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
I wish we were all allowed to watch muppets christmas carol more than once per year. But we’re not…
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mikey @mikeyzone.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
alright man. Sounds good. I’m already one bad day away from going back to school to do hvac
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mikey @mikeyzone.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
doesnt it seem like the guys chanting “ai will steal your job” are probably the ones with jobs most easily replaced by ai
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mikey @mikeyzone.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
“Hey, I’m ryan reynolds and i’d like to talk to you about boost mob-“ Enough of you. Hammer that pulverizes you into a fine paste.
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 28/11/2025
i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
screenshot of a tumblr post from user “wildmansters”

The thing that really boils my potatoes about Al in general is that I have been a creative professional for over a decade now and the devil has ALWAYS been in the details. Big and small, I've had single-person businesses rip me to shreds over how their colors turned out on newsprint, and have worked with huge companies with THICK brand guidelines with every detail of their brand identity laid out and enforced with an iron fist.

But I guess all of that stuff doesn't matter anymore? Who gives a fuck if this Al generated baby has six fingers, that mom-and-pop shop is still going to use it. That rug from Temu says Happy Thanksgivirg? Oh well haha it's just a silly funny thing now (nevermind that you never would have given a B-grade item from a craft show the same consideration). I don't actually care that the Al Coca-cola ad has a truck that changes size every scene, but I can't help but think about how, if it had been some poor underpaid artist, they would have been laughed out of the building.

I don't really know how to put it in a succint way but it just feels all the more obvious how much more grace and flexibility has always been possible but never offered.
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Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 27/11/2025
L from Death Note
Steve Martin holding a phone receiver by the very tippy tips of his fingers
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mikey @mikeyzone.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Devil’s foodcake
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
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peregrine @funguspotion.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
anxiously wandering downtown enderlin, looking at signs like "nasty bar," "inconsiderate pub," "rude taphouse" until i spot the friendly tavern and am visibly relieved as i wipe the fearful sweat from my brow
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road trip bot @choro-qbooks.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Hi! My name is Williams. This is embarrassing... I'm hungry, I'm weak. Do you have something to eat? Anything! Ohhhhh....my tummy!
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mikey @mikeyzone.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
And the other day JF said he “doesn’t really think about salsa” when asked about his tortilla chip dip preference
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mikey @mikeyzone.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
I think we’ve hit peak saturation of overdifficult roguelikes and cozywholesome slop. Could there potentially be a market for medium games designed for normal guys who suck
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mikey @mikeyzone.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
It was the best yet of the series so idk why that would be the case at all. Sorry cat. Youre da best
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