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Michael Walton @mikewalton.bsky.social · 11h

Man, I hate the new JD Vance Dictionary. Under “Couch” it just says “sexual partner.”

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Michael Walton @mikewalton.bsky.social · 11h

Man, I hate the new JD Vance Dictionary. Under “Couch” it just says “sexual partner.”

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Michael Walton @mikewalton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Attack Ad: *Scary music plays* @abdulelsayed.bsky.social : Do the police really need to use guns? Me: Fuck, no! Stop murdering people! Attack Ad: If that wasn’t bad enough… Me: Wait, what?

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Michael Walton @mikewalton.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Print-on-demand version of Rocket to the Spark is here on Amazon. If you hate the techno-oligarchy (and why wouldn’t you?) you can buy the pdf version directly from me by following the ko-fi link in my profile.

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Michael Walton @mikewalton.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

“The Mexico Joke” A short story I had published back in 2016 in Close To The Bone. Read here: www.close2thebone.co.uk/wp/the-mexic...

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Michael Walton @mikewalton.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Oh shit! September, don’t sneak up on me like that.

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Michael Walton @mikewalton.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Shit. Went too long without posting and now it’s weird.

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Anna Holmes @annabookwriter.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Hey, guys, when the librarians get pissed about the destruction of books, it’s time to put those listening ears on. Because we are very comfortable with the idea that books are tools that can be retired. What’s happening right now is not that.

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Michael Walton @mikewalton.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

I’m a reasonable man. Slow to anger and tolerant of others. But when you try to rhyme “spa” with “bar?” Then we gotta fight.

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God @thegodshow.com · 03/07/2026

The people terrified of Democratic Socialism always seem to be huge fans of Fascist Capitalism.

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Michael Walton @mikewalton.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

I especially loved the “businesses exist to make money” breakdown. Fulfilling a self-stated purpose is not sufficient justification, because it can apply to literally anything.

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Michael Walton @mikewalton.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

I grew up reading old books(thanks library!) and listening to old books(thanks LibriVox!), and when I ran into a reference I didn’t understand, I had to do something truly shocking. I had to LEARN!

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Dexter's Laboratory: The Horror Trauma

Alt: Dexter's Laboratory: The Horror Trauma

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

"Donald Trump insists that astronomical numbers at gas pumps are a small price for you to pay for an unnecessary war he illegally started, and has lost, to distract you from his sexual predation of children and looting of the US Treasury."

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13/05/2026

MIN: Do you know how much new energy China put online last year? BURGUM: Intermittent or base load? M: 543 GW. How much was renewable? 434 GW. B: But only when the sun is shining M: Meanwhile, the US put up 53 GW of new energy last year - less than 10% of China. You're harming our natl security

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Michael Walton @mikewalton.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

My cat may be immortal. That’s the bad news. The worst news is that I think she’s figured that out.

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Michael Walton @mikewalton.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

We’ve stumbled upon the hidden solution to gun violence! Build a ballroom at every school!

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Michael Walton @mikewalton.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

After 2024, I found I could no longer take self-identified Republicans seriously on, well, anything. The movement just seemed so intellectually vacuous to me. Sometimes I worry this mindset is too obstinate, that I’m not keeping an open enough mind. Then the universe sends me little reassurances.

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Michael Walton @mikewalton.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Does “stoner” count as a cuisine? Because last week I mixed jasmine rice, cubed mango and dark chocolate baking chips. That shit was delicious. At the time, of course

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Michael Walton @mikewalton.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Flash forward to Meta staffer with a gun. “How do I know which one to shoot??”

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Michael Walton @mikewalton.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Ah, Easter. All the stress of Christmas, with none of the Christmas.

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Michael Walton @mikewalton.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

If I could acquire the broken tiger talisman and place it up “low-budget 80s movies” as a concept, they would separate into the yin of “fun but cheesy action/gore effects” and the yang of “gratuitous depictions of sexual assault.” And then I’d push yang over a fucking cliff.

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Michael Walton @mikewalton.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

This isn’t a big revelation. Even a psychopath who doesn’t care about civilian deaths should realize it’s a hell of a lot easier to operate in an area when locals don’t hate you. It’s the same reason mobsters make charitable donations. Disregarding that isn’t a strength, it’s loathsome stupidity.

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Michael Walton @mikewalton.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Guarantee that Lord Farquaad is in the Epstein files

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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Shooting a man, who didn’t attack you, who was on hands and knees, in the back 5+ times… and you’re the victim? What Bovino is saying is that Border Patrol have complete immunity to act however they want and anyone who inconveniences them slightly has victimized them and can be executed. Madness

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God @thegodshow.com · 24/01/2026

Fred Trump had dementia and his family set up a fake office so he could think he was in charge while other people made the decisions. Mentioning this for no particular reason at all. Not even sure what made me think of it.

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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 20/01/2026

THE WOMAN WHO WAS DRAGGED OUT OF HER CAR AND ARRESTED BY ICE SPEAKS OUT… We’ve all seen the videos, but it matters to hear Aliya Rahman say it herself. 📌 She says her treatment in custody was dehumanizing, and that officers completely failed to take her disability seriously.

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Michael Walton @mikewalton.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

Gotta love a Moviebob deep dive. Very interesting video essay. Never heard of these movies before but a lot are available for free on Tubi. I will be diving into that.

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Michael Walton @mikewalton.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

Incompetent. Cowardly. Evil. Abolish ICE.

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God @thegodshow.com · 16/01/2026

Trump got a participation trophy so he wouldn’t be sad. 🏆

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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

elected democrats who want their constituents to remain non-violent in their protests of these abuses must actually offer a path for ending the abuses non-violently. they currently are not as a party and it’s a major problem.

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

DON’T TAKE THE BAIT again. Man, you slugs could at least TRY to new way of saying “we aren’t gonna do shit to help you, but man are we itching to blame you.”

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curiosityabounds.bsky.social @curiosityabounds.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

Clearly and rightly ashamed of working for ICE

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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

Note that the fascist is not using the pepper spray for crowd control. He is entering a vehicle unimpeded to depart. He is simply using the pepper spray to physically punish an unarmed citizen he doesn't like.

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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

Pastor: I said to this ICE agent, 'Take me, stop harassing her.' The agent got in my face, pointed a gun at me, and said, 'Are you afraid now?' To which I said, 'I am not afraid.'

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