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Mike? @mikethomas.bsky.social · 6h
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Mike? @mikethomas.bsky.social · 6h
I think the experiment of what happens when you put the people no one wanted to talk to in high school in charge has been answered and we can stop it now
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Mike? @mikethomas.bsky.social · 22h
This is Prince William, right?
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amy brown @amybrown.xyz · 27/09/2026
out on the road today I saw a wojack sticker on a cybertruck
cybertruck with a bumper sticker of the NPC meme that says ROCKET MAN BAD
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 27/09/2026
Meta unsure why women not buying pervert glasses
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Meta unsure why women not buying pervert glasses
MENLO PARK, CA — As Meta’s totally cool, definitely-not-creepy smart glasses become more popular with tech bros and straight-up pervs, the tech company is reportedly baffled as to why their glasses wh...
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Mike? @mikethomas.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Why did I do this?
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Mike? @mikethomas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You telling me Hudson & Rex isn’t in the NYT top 100 tv shows????
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Mike? @mikethomas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
How come no one has rebooted Forever Knight?
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Rusty Foster @rusty.todayintabs.com · 24/09/2026
Reading these reviews is like watching John Henry race the steam drill, except the steam drill in this case is just another regular hammer that John Henry also has to operate. www.todayintabs.com/p/meta-s-new...
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Meta's New A.I. Agent For Losers
Also: "fast as hell and built for sickos?" That's what they called me in high school.
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Mike? @mikethomas.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is one of the few episodes of Mountain Monsters I’ve ever been able to actually watch and it made my partner leave the room after less than 5 minutes. Granted it was the Bigfoot diarrhea part.
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Mike? @mikethomas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“Nuance doesn’t go viral. It simply can’t, because any well constructed argument demands that we engage with the text. We’ve got to understand each sentence, see where the writer is taking us, and perhaps even figure out what they are deliberately leaving out.” www.stevemagness.org/p/instagram-...
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Instagram Writing and the Decline of Reading
We’ve traded depth for superficiality everywhere.
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Mike? @mikethomas.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
www.theguardian.com/world/2026/s...
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‘It’s almost impossible not to feel inspired’: how the story of Terry Fox fired up Canada’s patriotic spirit again
Canada’s citizens are finding unity again in the story of the man who ran cross-country on one leg to raise awareness for children’s cancer research
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Mike? @mikethomas.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“We’re the world’s special boys and we’re building the future.” 😂 podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/n...
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The World's Most Special Boys Building the Apocalypse
Podcast Episode · Never Post · September 17 · 50m
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Mike? @mikethomas.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Mike? @mikethomas.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Shrek being on Disney+ feels like Sonic on Nintendo
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The midterms are coming. 45 days to turn things around ... @theonion.com
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Secret Panel HERE 🐢 tinyview.com/mrlovenstein/2026/09/17/change
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Mike? @mikethomas.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/we-...
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We Must Create the Shit Machine
“For as long as humans have created SHIT with our BODIES AND BUTTS, we have been asking this FUNDAMENTAL QUESTION: What if there were a COMPUTER that could A...
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Mike? @mikethomas.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I guess they also want to lose wars on the moon? www.theguardian.com/science/2026...
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Top Trump military adviser says US must prepare to fight around moon
Gen Dan Caine’s comments at Washington summit come after US revealed it has deployed weapons in space
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Mike? @mikethomas.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
People getting mad about Reacher is hilarious. He’s a huge dude who wanders the country beating up bad dudes. What kind of nuance and realism are you looking for here?
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Mike? @mikethomas.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you've seen it?
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Terminator Thumbs Up in Molten Metal
ALT: Terminator Thumbs Up in Molten Metal
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Andrew Otis Weiss @thatweissguy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
NO REALLY HOW DO ICONS WORK I NEED TO KNOW
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Mike? @mikethomas.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
What www.theguardian.com/science/2026...
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US confirms for first time it has deployed weapons in space
Analysts warn of an acceleration in high-risk arms race with Russia and China in Earth’s orbit
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Mike? @mikethomas.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
www.sfgate.com/local/articl...
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SF's AI-run store is losing money fast. After a visit, I'm not surprised.
SFGATE's Drew Magary visited Andon Market and all he got was a lousy soda.
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Mike? @mikethomas.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Released an old god in order to travel to another realm
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Mike? @mikethomas.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Finally
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Mike? @mikethomas.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
We used to know how to name things
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Jason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Why don't prohibition-era gangster movies ever have the courage to accurately portray the characters ordering the Candle Salad
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Greg A. @garaujo1.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Now showing at a September 12, 1986 theater near you.
September 12, 1986 newspaper listings for various Kansas City movie theaters.
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Mike? @mikethomas.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Tech overlords are happy to try and automate every corner of our lives. Resist. Find things to care deeply about and struggle for in your own life. Go on quests. Give your all. thegrowtheq.com/the-us-open-...
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The US Open, Human Excellence, and What AI and Machines Will Never Replace - The Growth Equation
All this talk about AI and machines and robots, and yet what we really crave is the human spirit working at the height of its powers. Two of the best tennis players in the world just battled for over ...
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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 12/09/2026
Once you understand the corporate culture of AI hyperscalers is everyone cooking their brains by locking themselves in the bathroom, holding flashlights under their chins, and saying "Aaaaaaaaaay Eyeeeeeee" until they wet themselves in terror, things snap into focus: pluralistic.net/2023/06/04/a...
A cutaway view of a stone tower containing an elaborate water-powered medieval geared machine. Rising out of the machine is a rainbow-tinted, pixelated God with the robes, beard and all. To one side of this scene is a cluster of tiny people in Jesus-era robes, falling about themselves in religious ecstasy all over a stone staircase, atop of which stands a robed priest with his hands upraised. The background is a set of shining golden rays, emanating from pixel-God.
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 10/09/2026
Trump reminisces about how he single-handedly prevented 9/11 from ever happening thebeaverton.com/2026/09/trum...
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Trump reminisces about how he single-handedly prevented 9/11 from ever happening - The Beaverton
WASHINGTON, D.C. — US President Donald Trump waxed nostalgic about how he single-handedly prevented the September 11 terrorist attacks from ever happening. Trump told a group of supporters that, if it...
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Mike? @mikethomas.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I don’t want to get anyone in trouble but is it legal to be as cool as Angela Bassett is in Strange Days?
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Happy Labor Day
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At word 3 you're bored at word 6 your ears perk up at word 11 your mind is blown

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Target joins Costco in dropping coconut milk brand over forced monkey labor allegations
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big bleat from badsville @djepelgesh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time
a picture from the NY Post titled "	today’s leftists are possessed by the spirit of France’s 18th-century guillotine-loving revolutionaries" (way too long) that shows Mamdani (the specter haunting Europe) smiling in the sky as a bunch of French people goof around
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Mike? @mikethomas.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADz9...
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Why Did Terminator 2 Look Like That?
YouTube video by Eleven Yearz
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Jason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
He LIVED with her??? www.vanityfair.com/story/nathan...
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Mike? @mikethomas.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Saving this for when people tell me the past was better
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Mike? @mikethomas.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
“No poet has ever been compelled by the beauty of an optimal bedtime or a sleep score.” www.weareheavymeta.com/articles/my-...
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My Black Flag — Heavy Meta
We live in an era of unprecedented pearl clutching. It is possible to ignore the warnings, use a computer late at night, drink caffeine past 5PM, train way too hard for your own good, and still find ...
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Mike? @mikethomas.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Is Vladdy excited Kawhi is coming?
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Doug Smith @smithraptorsbeat.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The upshot of Leonard/Cliiper/Aspiration investigation result is that it has no one iota of an impact on the Raptors-LA trade. It can go through any time and life can move on here
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Mike? @mikethomas.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Mike? @mikethomas.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The greatest Canadian youtube.com/watch?v=upUd...
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RUN TERRY RUN | Official Trailer HD
YouTube video by Elevation Pictures
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Mike? @mikethomas.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Was Adam Lind as good as I remember or was it just in relation to the Blue Jays teams he was on?
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Mike? @mikethomas.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I honestly don’t know how a salary cap would work in MLB. How would you trade 4 prospects for a major leaguer? Would you have to stay $50 million under the cap in case you want to add at the trade deadline?
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Mike? @mikethomas.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Newfoundland is pretty cool everybody
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Kind, Warm Steve Austin. Kind, warm Steve Austin read Little Women to the elderly. He pets a cat. He hugs an old friend. He waters some flowers.
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Mike? @mikethomas.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
thegrowtheq.com/the-mundanit...
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The Mundanity of Excellence - The Growth Equation
“Everyone wants to be the best. But very few people are willing to do what it actually takes…You have to fall in love with the boredom. You have to fall in love with the repetition. If you can find jo...
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Mike? @mikethomas.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Toronto has some cool art
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Mike? @mikethomas.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
You fools, they didn’t figure out the formula until Woke 3: Dream Warriors
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