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Mike Propergeist

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Mike Propergeist @mikeproper.bsky.social · 14h
Congrats and all but some of us are discovering the nonlinear effects of asymmetric organic synthesis for the love of it and not for “awards” 🙄
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Micah @rincewind.run · 05/10/2026
I mean, it’s an incentive thing right now companies, even ones who aren’t ideologically aligned with the GOP, do believe the GOP will fuck them over for not going along and they don’t believe Dems will impose consequences for that you’ve gotta change that, executives need to think twice
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Mike Propergeist @mikeproper.bsky.social · 20h
The clock on my work computer says it is yesterday at 10:43 pm. I can do nothing to change this without admin credentials that I do not have.
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Mike Propergeist @mikeproper.bsky.social · 23h
True Detective now that it is owned by The Ellisons
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Mike Propergeist @mikeproper.bsky.social · 23h
True Detective now that it is owned by The Ellisons
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Mike Propergeist @mikeproper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
God dammit, I guess I have to see Digger
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Mike Propergeist @mikeproper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Now that the Ellisons are back in the news, a reminder of how WEIRD they look
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Mike Propergeist @mikeproper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Herman Cain when someone has a medical emergency in the UK
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Mike Propergeist @mikeproper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Lol
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
and there's jon, first-year coach of the saints. he's lobbying the refs, let's see if we can lip-read what he's saying ... it ... it looks like "they practiced that." it seems he's accusing his opponent of practicing their plays beforehand. team practice is allowed by rule, but oh boy. he is furious
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Mike Propergeist @mikeproper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh well if he said it
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Mike Propergeist @mikeproper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is the first movie ever to be based on a song (Source: Panic! at the Disco Wikipedia Page)
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Mike Propergeist @mikeproper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The White Sox-Brewers World Series might require me to become Evil Mike.
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Mike Propergeist @mikeproper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
DOLARHYDE: A nice simple flyer for a local event made on Canva. Do you see? ME, GLUED TO AN ANTIQUE WHEELCHAIR: Yes. Yes I see. DOLARHYDE: A flyer for a local event made with…AI. ME: Please, no.
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Mike Propergeist @mikeproper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Jump"
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Mike Propergeist @mikeproper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
In high school around 2003-2004, I was co-editor-in-chief of my student newspaper and I was invited to see a speech given by Dick Cheney that was introduced by Dennis Hastert and I gotta say....feels good to have outlived both these fuckers
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Mike Propergeist @mikeproper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Mike Propergeist @mikeproper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It doesn’t take an Andy Barker, PI to figure that out, Andy
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Mike Propergeist @mikeproper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
[Harbinger]: One of these days, Mindy Kaling is going to write a horror movie. And then you’ll be sorry. [(voice rising)]: You’ll all be sorry!
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Mike Propergeist @mikeproper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Brewers devil magic continues
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Mike Propergeist @mikeproper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just a reminder, the Tribune endorsed Gary Johnson for President in 2016 so you actually never have to take their endorsements seriously ever again.
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ceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026
“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap
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Mike Propergeist @mikeproper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Honestly, MICHAEL CLAYTON 2 sounds pretty dang good these days
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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Mike Propergeist @mikeproper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Mike Propergeist @mikeproper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Mike Propergeist @mikeproper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Mike Propergeist @mikeproper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The only “Bond Market” I care about is the time I saw Daniel Craig at a Whole Foods. He was robbing it.
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Mike Propergeist @mikeproper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Once again, I gotta give it up for the Earth: the horniest planet in the solar system
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Mike Propergeist @mikeproper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
For the rest of the postseason, though: Go Padres. The games sucked obviously, but they are a fun, cool team with some extremely hyped fans. And if not the Padres, maybe go Rays? Maybe even go Yankees lol?
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Mike Propergeist @mikeproper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And I get it. I'm not above that. I have the same mindset towards like the Packers or Cardinals. But it's not "cool"
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Mike Propergeist @mikeproper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Re: the White Sox. Good for them. Good luck and all that. I have some Sox fan friends I hope have a nice little Cctober. BUT....the amount if Sox fans who are clearly more happy to see the Cubs lose vs. the Sox advancing is certainly...telling.
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Mike Propergeist @mikeproper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Despite what happened, I generally like the 3-game wildcard series. It's tense. It put clear stakes on seeding for the last couple weeks. It highlights home field advantage in a fun way. And I can look at the context of a 2 game slump from Pete or Bregman and shrug. But a lot of people can't.
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Mike Propergeist @mikeproper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What a season by PCA. The double-edged sword is that when you are the best player in baseball and you have a personality like Pete's, everyone non-Cubs fan HATES him. And that's fine. He's created that persona and seems to relish in it. But still sucks to see comments like "that's your mvp lol?"
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Mike Propergeist @mikeproper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I also have major concerns about the Cubs' training staff. The amount of injury time that got extended while guys were already injured is kind of bonkers. Steele, Boyd, Brown, Cabrera all had mid-injury setbacks. Shit happens, but that's bad
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Mike Propergeist @mikeproper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And sometimes you work with what's available, but can we stop bringing in starters that can only really throw two pitches? The Shota/Gausman splitter/fastball-only era is thankfully (hopefully) coming to an end.
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Mike Propergeist @mikeproper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That said, I am pretty tired of Jed Hoyer's apparent philosophy on pitching. He loves to tinker around the edges and find these potential reclamation projects or guys "ready to take a leap." To say Edward Cabrera had massive upside was always a stretch.
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Mike Propergeist @mikeproper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I hate HATE the take that the Clay Holmes trade was bad because we gave up Rojas. It's so numbingly stupid. It was the move to make. This is what good teams do. They trade good prospects and have to absorb that sometimes it doesn't work out.
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Mike Propergeist @mikeproper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A few random Cubs thoughts in thread mode 1/
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Mike Propergeist @mikeproper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That’s more than half of their playoff appearances in which they couldn’t muster a single win. Yee fucking eeesh
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Mike Propergeist @mikeproper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m (obviously) lucky to have witnessed a Cubs World Series win, but it’s also very pathetic the number of times they’ve been completely swept out of the playoffs (98, 07, 08, 18, 20, 26)
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Mike Propergeist @mikeproper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Cubs 2026 Season Post-Mortem: man fuck baseball
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Jason Patt @bullsjay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pete had an all-time season and will be the very easily deserving MVP but now is just going to have to eat shit because of this series. Sad.
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Mike Propergeist @mikeproper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Shaw is useless
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Mike Propergeist @mikeproper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Again, thanks to MLB for their absolute incompetence in finding a better solution for the Cubs-Red Sox series during a fucking hurricane. But no, rushed double headers and a flight to Tampa for a meaningless game
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Mike Propergeist @mikeproper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
(Upon further research, it’s actually Mr. D)
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Mike Propergeist @mikeproper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh you mean Mr. G from Tinley Park?
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Mike Propergeist @mikeproper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Not saying the Cubs weren’t clearly outmatched in every facet last night and not to take anything against the Padres, but it’s at least interesting to note that both the Cubs and Red Sox had the travel week from hell and both got BADLY shutout in game 1.
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Mike Propergeist @mikeproper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Cubs Offense when they were supposed to do offense last night:
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