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Measles Mumps Rubella

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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/01/2026
Insecure, Frustrated Bully With Something To Prove Considering Career In Law Enforcement theonion.com/insecure-frustrated-bu…
Insecure, Frustrated Bully With Something To Prove Considering Career In Law Enforcement
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
The text faded to the paywall at the same rate as my eyes would have glazed over anyway
THE FRONT-RUNNER

Californias Gavin Newsom would rather be wrong than weak.
By Helen Lewis 

(Header for an Atlantic article about Gavin Newsom, it features a picture of him looking like a real smart politics guy)
“GAVIN NEWSOM HAS A 30-PAGE FILE of reasons the Democrats lost the 2024 presidential election. Bounding across his Sacramento office, he starts listing them: incumbency, inflation, interest rates, Israel—and that's just the letter I. "Yes, too woke," he adds. "Yes, 107 days, referring to the short campaign after Joe Biden's forced withdrawal.
  But the California governor distills his party's problem down to one word. *Weak.*”

(On the last paragraph the text starts to fade from black to gray)“Newsom slaps his hand on a marked-up hardback of Bill
Clinton's memoir, brought down from the shelf a minute earlier.
"Given the choice," he tells me, summing up a crucial Clinton insight—one many Democrats still can't quite seem to grasp—"the American people always support strong and wrong versus weak and”

(The text gets lighter and lighter until you can barely read it, that’s how huh kiwi you’ve hit that paywall baybay)
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Measles Mumps Rubella @midwestmania.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Both the original and the new version are amazing! Highly recommend checking out the new one if you haven’t.
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Measles Mumps Rubella @midwestmania.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
It’s the bi-son for me. (Note I am a gay man without children but I did give to my partner who enjoyed the joke.)
Sticker of a North American bison in the bisexual pride flag colors.
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Measles Mumps Rubella @midwestmania.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
“Bad lefse” never makes it out of the kitchen.
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Measles Mumps Rubella @midwestmania.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Farscape? I mean it’s got some of the greatest Henson creations in it.
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a cartoon character is standing in the desert wearing a purple robe and a purple hat .
Alt: Dominar Rygel XVI, a Jim Henson Studio creation, crashes his hover throne in the desert. He resembles a slimy pug nosed cat who has lost its hair, except for eyebrows and long whisker mustaches, and gained opposable thumbs. He is wearing a fur lined robe.
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Measles Mumps Rubella @midwestmania.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Do you need a gift for someone in your life? I highly recommend a piece from this incredible artist! My partner loves his International Brotherhood of Biscuit Makers shirt. The quality is top notch and everyone will compliment your shirt.
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Scare-ed Skullnick @jaredskolnick.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
BTW, I would really like @consumerreports.org to watch this video and perhaps start breathing down the necks of those big companies for forcing everyone into using pre-dosed products. That's the opposite of pro-consumer, imo. youtu.be/DAX2_mPr9W8
youtu.be
I was right about dishwasher pods, and now I can prove it
YouTube video by Technology Connections
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Daddy - Gator Days
Daddy - Gator Days

Transcript

Panel 1

Daryl is serving a customer. He's just made him a drink and is handing it over. The customer's tab information is open at the register revealing his name is Kris Pun Name because Chris P. Bacon would have been too obvious.

Daryl: Here's your drink.

Kris (with a wink): Thanks, Daddy!

Panel 2

Daryl (thinking): Daddy?

Daryl is bewildered at this. Daddy? Why would anyone call him Daddy? He's not old enough to be a Daddy. Is he? What even is this?

Panel 3

Daryl is at home in bed next to his sleeping husband. He's still obsessing over the whole Daddy situation. Daddy? Seriously? Really? Is he looking that old?

Daryl (thinking): Daddy... Really?

Panel 4

Daryl is watching the sun set and still feeling awkward about the whole Daddy thing. Where has his youth gone? He feels like he's still kid. Maybe he should ask his doctor about a colonoscopy.

Daryl: Daddy... Dang.
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Measles Mumps Rubella @midwestmania.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
I know it’s not much help but, “There should be four buttons on the right hand side of the screen, press the second from the top to mute the ads and pump your gas in peace.”
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Measles Mumps Rubella @midwestmania.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
My partner, “Pspspspsps…”
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Measles Mumps Rubella @midwestmania.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
This is my favorite piece. So much so my partner now has it on a t-shirt. Highly recommend all the Sov-Cat pieces. I gladly welcome our biscuit making comrades.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/09/2025
The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Gavin Newsom theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-i…
The Onion: Where did you grow up?

Newsom: I need to check some polling data before I answer that question.
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Measles Mumps Rubella @midwestmania.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Who hasn’t almost killed themselves while dancing to music in the shower?!
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
I was just telling my girlfriend the other day that the old world is dying. And, my stars, the new world is struggling to be born. And now is the time when you meet such INNNNteresting monsters.
bugs bunny in the bit where she does gossamer's nails in a super gay way
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Measles Mumps Rubella @midwestmania.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Oh and Happy Birthday almost birthday twin!
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Measles Mumps Rubella @midwestmania.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Congrats! I got this book recently and love it! Taschen does an excellent job with art books and this one is no different.
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Measles Mumps Rubella @midwestmania.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
media.tenor.com
a stick figure with a sad face and the words `` the point '' written on it .
ALT: a stick figure with a sad face and the words `` the point '' written on it .
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Star Trek The Next Generation scene and we're on 'da bridge, down near the laid back chairs where one would navigate the ship. But the bridge is EMPTY OF OTHERS except for Dr Crusher. Where is everyone? We'll never know. Back to Bev, she's standing in the first picture and then in the second frame sits in the chair looking puzzled and stressed, while red alert lights shine all around.  Closed caption reads, "If there's nothing wrong with me... maybe there's something wrong with the universe."Alt in picture one!
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Measles Mumps Rubella @midwestmania.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Or maybe just stop growing so much effing corn?
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Sean Rose the World’s Strongest @jabronisean.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
I don't like to speak badly of people. I have grown up thinking and being told that if you cannot say something nice about someone, you should not say anything at all. But I must break that rule in this case because I hate Hulk Hogan very much. He is a big ugly goon and I want to squash his face.

-Andre the Giant
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/07/2025
Shocking Video Captures Calm Police Officers Handling Situation Nonviolently
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Measles Mumps Rubella @midwestmania.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
media.tenor.com
a man in a military uniform is standing in front of a group of people and says `` right to jail '' .
ALT: a man in a military uniform is standing in front of a group of people and says `` right to jail '' .
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Since my tweet about Jeff Bezos, I've been getting a lot of replies such as these. "Where do these dress rules come from?" "When do they change?" These are very good questions, so let me answer them. 🧵
A screenshot of two tweets. One says": "How much of this is dressing appropriately vs just staying stuck in the old ways? How/ went does fashion evolve?" The other tweet says: "Who decides 'wrong' here? All of this is made up anyhow. Just because somewhere along the line, someone said it should be a certain way, doesn't mean it always has to be that way."
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Measles Mumps Rubella @midwestmania.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
And the elephant checked to make sure the gazelle was okay!
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
A brown-haired woman is retrieving clothing from her dresser. Her partner, a black-haired woman with bangs asks her "are we in a typical lesbian relationship?" As the brown-haired woman extracts a green shirt from the dresser, she asks rhetorically "pfft, what even IS a typical lesbian relationship.?" The black-haired woman says "yeah, you're right, there's no such thing" as she puts on her round glasses. Her partner, now fully dressed comes up to her revealing they have accidentally put on clothing that makes them resemble Marcie and Peppermint Patty from Peanuts.
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Measles Mumps Rubella @midwestmania.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
I just want to be a cat today. No thoughts; only sleep.
Grey tabby cat with white feet and pink toe beans sleeping g on a black and red buffalo plaid shirt.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/06/2025
Area Homosexual Saves Four From Fire theonion.com/area-ho...
Area Homosexual Saves Four From Fire
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onion person @junlper.beer · 09/05/2025
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 24/04/2025
It's Playground Safety Week.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Sailor Moon smokes a cig and angrily complaints to Sailor Mercury "I'm burnt out, man. I'm fighting evil by moonlight... I'm winning love by daylight. I'm on no sleep! Something's gotta give!"
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Measles Mumps Rubella @midwestmania.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Be predictable; not polite.
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Measles Mumps Rubella @midwestmania.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
I mean, yeah.
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
hahaha fuck yes
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Measles Mumps Rubella @midwestmania.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
No. South Dakota was not good in those days.
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Measles Mumps Rubella @midwestmania.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Key point is it was her dog she didn’t train perfectly. She let it run loose at another persons property and it killed several chickens going on instincts. She failed at that job and took it out on the dog. She also killed a goat because she didn’t like the sound it made.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/03/2025
Area Dog Will Never Live Up To Dog On Purina Bag theonion.com/area-do...
Area Dog Will Never Live Up To Dog On Purina Bag
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Measles Mumps Rubella @midwestmania.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Like a federation of some sort. Like if the states united.
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Measles Mumps Rubella @midwestmania.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Nah, she’s always had that sunken villain face. She wasn’t the Ice Queen for nothing.
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Measles Mumps Rubella @midwestmania.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
It’s time
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Measles Mumps Rubella @midwestmania.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
What about chef pits?
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
This might be my favorite comic that we've made.
1 Interviewer: Do you promise you will love us unconditionally?
2 Interviewer: And value your employer above your friends and family?
3 Person: Haha no, I just want to make money.
4 Interviewer: Look me in the eyes and tell me you would jump on a live hand grenade to protect this Wendy's.
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Deogie @deogie.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
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Measles Mumps Rubella @midwestmania.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Designing a machine to press the button for me
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
I've been thinking a lot about that bumper sticker which says "everything looks like a conspiracy theory when you don't understand how anything works" and folks it's pretty obvious to me that the people in power right now have absolutely no desire to understand how anything works.
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𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥 @thatsgoodweb.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Naoyuki Kato
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Nathan Bulmer @natemorebikes.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
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Gays Of Bluesky @gaysof.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
💚🌿💚🌿🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🌿💚🌿💚 ✨🍏✨T R A N S✨🍏✨ 💎🐍💎P E O P L E💎🐍💎 💚🪩💚F U C K I N G💚🪩💚 ⚡🍃⚡B E L O N G⚡🍃⚡ 💚🌿💚🌿🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🌿💚🌿💚
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/02/2025
“Pretty much every day I roll out of bed, eat breakfast, head to the office, get beamed aboard the Kluforian mothership for medical analysis, and then go home—like, is this the rest of my life?” said Matthew Taylor theonion.com/man-fee...
Man Feels Like Whole Life Just Endless Cycle Of Work, Eat, Sleep, Get Abducted By Aliens
‘It’s Pretty Much Just Wake Up, Eat, Get Abducted By Aliens Again, And Sleep,’ Says Local Man
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