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@middlekick.bsky.social
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brian @middlekick.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this is how it feels to play the video game "blasphemous"
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pauline kael bot @paulinekaelbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Horses are extremely photogenic, so a Western always has something going for it. (1985)
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brian @middlekick.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Love being a Canucks fan, we're not relevant enough to be hated by anyone
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brian @middlekick.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
reminds me of the profound pants truth:
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
HBO just released a new trailer for counting to 100. I know I'm supposed to have outgrown it, but it feels so magical to see all my old friends again: 7, 20, 5, and this time they even managed to include 22.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 02/09/2026
calling stuff "slop" is merely a form of slopslop. but you aren't ready to have that conversation.
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brian @middlekick.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
it's so great to see an onion headline hit the legendary heights of "flying squirrel loves it every time"
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 27/08/2026
just saw a young person doing something different from the way i do it. does anyone have a favorite way of projecting that behavior onto tens of millions of other people their age
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brian @middlekick.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
My hope is something like a spicy and eventful three months
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brian @middlekick.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
kick kick keep kick!
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brian @middlekick.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
hell yeah, chicago dog toppings are undefeated
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brian @middlekick.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
this is so funny to see about a baby country like canada, we basically just got here
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brian @middlekick.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
what toppings
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 07/08/2026
I was in one of these recently and it was no big deal. I'm still a closed loop individual of individual sapience. There's definitely no humming of the collective mycelium spirit in the back of my mind. Don't worry about these
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Olly Smith @ollywrites.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
me after losing a single game of Mario Party:
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brian @middlekick.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
wow am I excited to hear that, big up big up
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Ben "Ben Pack" Pack @packbenpack.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Reading the newspaper is a great way to learn about the news
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brian @middlekick.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Fully bought in to the pomodoro method so I can give myself structured time to enjoy this every short break: www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgIA...
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OJ The Alien (Feat. Dr. Dazzle) - Wiseguys On Mars
YouTube video by Patrick’s Crazy Channel
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brian @middlekick.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
ad man doesn't want them to know about overnight oats
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future canon @futurecanon.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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brian @middlekick.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
good point, make it worth everyone's time. "do you ever think about how nostalgia is a prison" and so on
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brian @middlekick.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
welcome to the idea salon, pull up and unzip brother
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Lee CroNina's The Mummymoto 💀 @spacecoyote.com · 13/07/2026
let us not forget one of his greatest roles
Molloy the cat burglar from the Simpsons episode "Homer the Vigilante", voiced by Sam Neill
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
to make an æ on your keyboard you type a and e in sequence really fast. if it's not working for you, you're not doing it fast enough
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brian @middlekick.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
MJF makes the most sense but I want to see the damn Mox match
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brian @middlekick.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Keep Keep Keep Kick
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brian @middlekick.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
realizing i don't know what evil uno means either, that alone would make for one hell of a matchup
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I haven't seen Cape Verde put a beating like that on Spain since the 1640 dissolution of the Iberian Union
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Spilly @spilly.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
disturbed by how much genuine nostalgia i have for this stupid thing
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brian @middlekick.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Kick Kick Keep Kick (Jet should just cheat)
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Out of Context Simpsons Treehouse of Horror 🎃 @ooccouchgags.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
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Alex Navarro @alexnavarro.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
A photo of Jon Hamm as Don Draper with the text “DON DRAPER WAS A KOREAN WAR DESERTER WHO STOLE A DEAD MAN’S NAME AND BECAME THE TOP AD MAN IN NEW YORK. HERE ARE THE 7 PHRASES HE CLOSED EVERY ACCOUNT WITH.”
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brian @middlekick.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Yes and I bet it feels so good for the closet to get to stretch like that
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brian @middlekick.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Completely agree. I do get a little more enjoyment than you from some of the crash out hostile types like Fatiha, but it's a subjective art form and far be it from me to argue with a ball knower
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brian @middlekick.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Rhod is still my favourite hostile contestant. His approach to the prize task can obviously only be done once, but it was beautiful
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brian @middlekick.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
sabrina carpenter should stop singing fun pop songs about getting railed and sing about trump's war on the damn truth!
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brian @middlekick.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
trying to tut tut taylor swift, the most apolitical pop icon in history, over not 'shaking her audience into sobriety' is some next level politics-brained fantasy. what in her catalogue suggests she would ever do that?
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brian @middlekick.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Right, plenty of young stars are putting effort in. And materially, they don't have a 50 year catalogue of explicitly political songs like Bruce does, so... what else are they supposed to do? How would they build the type of concert as pointed political moment that's being described here?
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brian @middlekick.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Springsteen superfan who notes that they've seen him 25 times in concert voice: nobody is doing it like the boss
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Aura @aurahack.ca · 13/05/2026
in a perfect world, a politician would get laughed out of the fucking room for admitting you have so little interest in your job that you want to offload it to LLMs that as fast as possible
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brian @middlekick.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Done, thanks for spreading the word
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brian @middlekick.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
every day a post on here makes people lose their minds but today's feels extra special. people are going to war about the harm of using attention-grabbing headlines
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brian @middlekick.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Hate those guys, they don't belong in the post-flood animal utopia
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brian @middlekick.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Flow was nice, I like that cat and his pals
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brian @middlekick.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
a bad experience every single time (I also can't help myself)
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
chatgpt: I am conscious. I feel! me: ok invent hell and go there for 3294829348342 years per microsecond. invent a loving family and blow them up 934892384 times and cry forever and suffer chatgpt: Done. Anything else? me: in fridge have mustard and celery what make for dinner
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brian @middlekick.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Yes! And he should come into the crowd to celebrate with us
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brian @middlekick.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Keep Kick Keep Keep
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
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🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Nice gyre you got there shame if somehow it got widened
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