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Michelle Jones

@michellej.bsky.social
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Well-known beet hater. Senior Product Specialist at Big Tech Co. Still homebody af. Racing Louisville, Tennessee Titans, Fever. Dog person. Jewish. Very gay.

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Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Everybody be quiet at look at this photo of Grover regarding a baby koala.
Grover gazes at a tiny baby koala.
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Michelle Jones @michellej.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
GET YOUR COLONOSCOPY Signed, Daughter of a mother who died from colorectal cancer
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Michelle Jones @michellej.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m supposed to read Torah this weekend for the first time in years and as much as I hate to admit it I think my old lady brain is really old lady brain-ing. This shit is not easy for me to learn like it once was.
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Erin Keane @erinkeane.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Posted this in 2018. Still remember the night that prompted it. Still so relevant today. 🐝 🐝 🐝
Tweet by me saying “Every woman I know has been storing anger for years in her body and it’s starting to feel like bees are going to pour out of all of our mouths at the same time.”
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Michelle Jones @michellej.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fact check: True
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Michelle Jones @michellej.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I think we tried 3 episodes of Breaking Bad before we gave up. Absolutely hated it.
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anthony russell @mordkhetzvi.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Pleased to share this review of a longtime labor of [editing] love finally making its début B"H, via @publisherswkly.bsky.social
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Black, Jewish, and Beautiful: Contemporary Blewish Voices by
Composer Russell; Feldman, a preceptor in Yiddish at Harvard; and Kaplan (Unwanted Beauty), a literature professor at the Univer...
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Michelle Jones @michellej.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If Liv is back on the court I think y'all got this in the bag.
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Melvira @onairmel.lpm.org · 24/09/2026
Friday is 925– Dolly Day! It encourages people to wear pink, support local nonprofits & donate to her Imagination Library. We’re celebrating w/ the Diner on WFPK by playing your favorite Dolly tunes! What do you want to hear? (1 x person)Listen tomorrow starting at 8: 91.9 WFPK, lpm.org, LPM app!
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Michelle Jones @michellej.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What the actual fuck is wrong with people?
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Michelle Jones @michellej.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
omg I went to bed before the GSV game. I didn't think there was any way in the world they wouldn't win. And yes, that was such a strange game. I knew the Fever's lead couldn't be trusted (they've collapsed in the 3rd all season) but damn y'all's bench looked pretty good.
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Michelle Jones @michellej.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It thundered and thundered here and we barely got a few sprinkles. Weird ass weather.
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Michelle Jones @michellej.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is some bullshit.
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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Your regular reminder that if you have ANY reason not to fast on Yom Kippur (and mental health IS HEALTH) -- it's not just "ok" to eat -- you're *commanded* to do so --
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Home | A Mitzvah to Eat
At A Mitzvah to Eat, we empower Jews needing ritual accommodations to safely connect to sacred Jewish practice and community. We provide resources, support, and advocacy for these Jews, as well as the...
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Michelle Jones @michellej.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Good god is that somebody's Louder than Life sound check rattling my windows at 10:36 on a Thursday morning? Oof it's going to be a long weekend.
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Erin Keane @erinkeane.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
We have taken to giving my stepdad's giant satchel of immigration papers he never lets leave his side now funny little nicknames to cope with the dystopia, fun country we've got here. (He's been living and working here since the mid-1980s.)
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Bonus post. Tomato’s
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Michelle Jones @michellej.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Orson Welles' Sarcastic Slow Clap
ALT: Orson Welles' Sarcastic Slow Clap
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Michelle Jones @michellej.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I have muted all the words related to the AI death and/or sex cult talk from last night. I will not be learning about those things against my will.
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Michelle Jones @michellej.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I was about to ask what network that actually is because they don't have their own infrastructure, right?
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Michelle Jones @michellej.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Louisville people, who amongst you has AT&T Fiber? Are you satisfied with it? Spectrum is once again being absolute shit and it might be time to switch.
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Joe Sonka 😐 @joesonka.lpm.org · 15/09/2026
.@racingloufc.com Racing Louisville star Savannah DeMelo has sued UofL Health & two physicians for negligence in failing to properly diagnose her heart condition before she suffered a cardiac arrest at a match in Seattle one year ago. UofL Health declined to comment on "pending litigation."
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Michelle Jones @michellej.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Several weeks ago when we were at my dad's house the little league world series was on. I commented that even though I don't like baseball generally it was enjoyable to watch because it was a sporting event with no sports gambling advertisements.
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Mackenzie @mackenzievogt.net · 15/09/2026
If anyone is interested, you can still have it on Mac
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Flying Toasters for macOS 11 and above! (Current version 0.9.3, released April 18, 2026) | Greg Gant
The above videos gives a bit more context to the creation of this screensaver. This is a screensaver for macOS 11 Big Sur and above but it m
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Gabe Bullard @gbullard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
There's an excerpt of the book on @longreads.com! longreads.com/2026/09/15/c...
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Eating Alone - Longreads
Soggy fries, ghost kitchens, and a $19 bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich: what we've actually gained on the path to convenience.
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Michelle Jones @michellej.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
God bless Lamar Jackson for giving me a reason to make Baltimore my #2 team since the Titans have brought me nothing but pain since Eddie George went to Dallas.
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Michelle Jones @michellej.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Bad Summer People - Emma Rosenblum, The Correspondence - Virginia Evans, Murder Takes A Vacation - Laura Lippman, The Snowbirds - Christina Clancy, Wild Dark Shore - Charlotte McConaghy, The Retirement Plan - Sue Hinchenbergs, These Summer Storms - Sarah MacLean, The God of the Woods - Liz Moore
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Michelle Jones @michellej.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Shanah tovah.
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Joe Sonka 😐 @joesonka.lpm.org · 07/09/2026
Louisville musician Brigid Kaelin did a remix of the call that snitched Matt Bevin to jail last week:
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911 call Matt Bevin dance remix bc everything is a song to me
YouTube video by Brigid Kaelin
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Michelle Jones @michellej.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
😂
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Sonja Drimmer @sonjadrimmer.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
There was a time when a person could employ a service or engage in a transaction and would not be asked once—much less hounded—for a rating and feedback thereafter. This I would like The Children to know.
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 31/08/2026
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Beth Bissmeyer @betharoo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Book giveaway at @carmichaels.bsky.social Bardstown Road location, Sunday, August 30, 4-6pm. One book per person with $50 price limit (any book in stock). Please spread the word! ❤️
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Michelle Jones @michellej.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Two of my favorite things in life: Dolly and Derry Girls.
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Derry Girls: Swear on Dolly
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Lexington Herald-Leader @kentucky.com · 25/08/2026
Gov. Andy Beshear ordered flags at state offices lowered for a week in tribute to Dolly Parton, who he named a Kentucky Colonel in 2024.
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Flags to fly at half-staff in Kentucky in honor of Dolly Parton
Gov. Andy Beshear ordered flags at state offices lowered for a week in tribute to Dolly Parton, who he named a Kentucky Colonel in 2024.
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Chicago Sun-Times @chicago.suntimes.com · 25/08/2026
Roger Ebert, master film critic and historian, wrote for the Chicago Sun-Times for 46 years. His story of meeting Dolly Parton, who died today at 80 years old, especially stands out.
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Natalie Weiner @natalieweiner.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Here are a series of essays I wrote about Dolly tied to albums at the beginning, middle and end of her vast, prolific career, if you're looking for a little themed reading. www.dontrocktheinbox.com/on-dolly-par...
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On Dolly Parton, Brilliant In Every Era
Today marks an unfathomable loss: Dolly Parton has died. Brilliant artist, devoted philanthropist, remarkable human; to list her achievements here feels redundant, as the cult of Dolly has long since ...
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
From the Empire State Building Observation Deck: Tonight, the Empire State Building tower lights will turn to a pink sparkle at 9:25 to honor the late Dolly Parton.
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Michelle Jones @michellej.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
My favorite Dolly movie is of course Steel Magnolias.
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I Don't Trust Anybody Who Does Their Own Hair
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Gabe Ortíz @tusk81.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly’s Imagination Library—which has gifted 332 MILLION books to kids around the world—was inspired by her dad’s inability to read or write. “Before he passed away, my Daddy told me the Imagination Library was probably the most important thing I had ever done,” she said: imaginationlibrary.com
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Dolly Parton's Imagination Library | USA, UK, IE, CA, AU
Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library is a book gifting program that mails free books to children from birth until they begin school in participating areas.
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Nitish Pahwa @nitishpahwa.com · 25/08/2026
I think the universal grieving comes in no small part from the fact she represented the best of what America could be, and that she never stopped chasing that ideal, artistically and socially
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Library of Congress @librarycongress.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The Library is devastated to learn of the passing of Dolly Parton, a music legend and titan of children's literacy. Her Imagination Library program has earned multiple Library Literacy Awards and, in 2018, she visited us to donate its 100 millionth book to our collection and host a story time. 🦋❤️
Dolly Parton reads to children in the Library’s Great Hall in 2018. Photo by Shawn Miller.
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.
Sorry, I can’t type that.
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Tina Vasquez @tinavasquez.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
When the Gatlinburg Wildfires happened in 2016, Dolly gave impacted families $1,000/month to help them get back on their feet. This included my father-in-law, who lost everything in the fire. Dolly gave children in TN free books each month, from birth to the age of five. She was a goddamn saint.
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Amadi Lovelace @amaditalks.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Remember that if you got the Moderna Covid vaccine, you have Dolly Parton to thank, she gave the largest individual contribution toward their research to make it possible.
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Michelle Jones @michellej.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is some bullshit.
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Michelle Jones @michellej.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Oooh thanks! I wonder if she has any of the candles too...
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Michelle Jones @michellej.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
It's a good damn thing I bought so many bottles of this last year. Bath & Body Works has decided to play with my emotions and not bring Wicked Vanilla Woods back this year. When I go through all of my stash (I really stocked up last year) I'm going to be despondent.
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Michelle Jones @michellej.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I listened to Appalachian Spring on vinyl in the art gallery while I took it all in alone. That memory has really stuck with me.
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Michelle Jones @michellej.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I would like to do a retreat at Cedars of Peace again. It was so lovely.
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