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Michael Alan Peck

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Bradford Pearson @bradfordpearson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
just heard two city librarians discussing Aaron Nola's "fucking filthy knuckle curve" while they were checking in books and folks that's the Philadelphia difference
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 08/09/2026
What’s an example of perfect casting?
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Letterboxd Typing Keyboard
Alt: Patricia (Kate O'Flynn), of WIDOW'S BAY, at the keyboard.
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 03/09/2026
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20? Too many to choose, so I'm going with three.
AMADEUSTHE ADVENTURES OF BUCKAROO BANZAI ACROSS THE 8TH DIMENSIONTHE POPE OF GREENWICH VILLAGE
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.
Sorry, I can’t type that.
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 15/08/2026
Well, by all means, let's install him and see how he does.
Screen capture of text saying, "There's a new version of you available."
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 14/08/2026
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you: Well hello there! I'm an allergy shot!
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 07/08/2026
"Paul Reid died in the snow at seventeen. The day of his death, he told a lie—and for the rest of his life, he wondered if that was what killed him.” THE JOURNEYMAN: three strangers, one doomed bus, and a fight for the soul of the afterlife. Book 1 of The Commons trilogy.
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Commons 1: The Journeyman - Michael Alan Peck
Peck weaves a concept of the afterlife that’s equal parts action and allegory into this intense debut novel...[A]n author to watch. — Publishers Weekly First step: Mix sci-fi, fantasy and suspense in ...
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 17/07/2026
I subscribe to @joshtpm.bsky.social's @talkingpointsmemo.com, but I kicked in to their Drive because we need all the solid political journalism we can get in these days of mass-media jackassery. If you can, please consider doing the same. Thank you for your attention to this matter! — President MAP
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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 11/07/2026
"Okay, your first mistake here is not letting the fire die out before putting the meat on the grill, but I honestly think your main issue is that you put a bear in charge of making the food."
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 11/07/2026
It is happening again.
Four red vehicles in a row, parked across the street. And it's not the first time. I don't pretend to know what it means, but rest assured I'll find out.
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 17/06/2026
That's easy. @stacyhorn.bsky.social's ECHO.
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The inside story of New York City’s 34-year-old social network, ECHO
Stacy Horn set out to create something new and very New York. She didn’t expect it to last so long.
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 15/06/2026
Witchiepoo gets to keep the flute. #ThingsIranGotInTheMOU
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 30/05/2026
Think it's a good idea to break in? You're dead wrong. (Apologies if this doesn't strike you as humerus.)
A fence with a sign that says: "This house is protected by Catherine Zeta Bones. Safe. Secure. Skeleton."A large skeleton in a front yard with a t-shirt on that has the refrain from Edwin Starr's "War" on it.
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 26/05/2026
Very sorry to hear about this man's passing. Only one way to see him out...
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Sonny Rollins - St. Thomas (Official Audio) from Saxophone Colossus
YouTube video by Sonny Rollins
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 23/05/2026
I had another dream about lions at the door They weren't half as frightening as they were before But I'm thinkin' about eternity...
A stuffed lion peers out at you through the duct-taped window of an apple-red pick-up truck, the reflection of the Chicago streetscape behind you framing its face in the glass on a blue, sunny afternoon.
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 22/04/2026
Pretty happy with this promo poster-type thing for my contemporary fantasy novel series.
A promo poster for the Commons contemporary fantasy book series.
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 17/04/2026
She's so beautiful now She doesn't wear her shoes!
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 16/04/2026
Quote post with something good that lasted longer than the Confederacy (1861-1865). My dog, Peppy (1974–1988).
My dog, Peppy (1974–1988)
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 07/04/2026
"Paul Reid died in the snow at seventeen. The day of his death, he told a lie—and for the rest of his life, he wondered if that was what killed him." I'm told I don't self-promote enough, but I just became a Booksky author, so here's the first book in my Commons contemporary fantasy series.
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The Journeyman (The Commons Book 1)
The Journeyman (The Commons Book 1) - Kindle edition by Peck, Michael Alan. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading The Journeyman (The Commons Book 1).
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 23/03/2026
Drop a movie that traumatized you as a kid.
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a man in a top hat and bow tie is looking at the camera .
Alt: Willy Wonka (Gene Wilder) on his nightmare boat
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 02/03/2026
When our peace lily feels a bit parched, it goes full drama queen and droops flat, like it's never been so dry and has no hope of feeling the touch of water ever again. Give it a little, and it perks right back up again. So tonight, my wife and I named it Zachary. "The pain! The pain!"
LOST IN SPACE's Dr. Zachary Smith (the late Jonathan Harris) emoting.
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 23/02/2026
No cheating: your last saved pic of a celebrity is your therapist. (These are gonna be some loud sessions.)
Sweaty Meat Loaf in a frilly shirt and vest, scream-singing into a microphone.
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 22/02/2026
Hey, indie authors! I'm late to the game, but if you haven't heard, Amazon changed its rules, and you can distribute to Overdrive's @libbyapp.com, @hoopladigital.bsky.social, and other library platforms—even if you're in Kindle Unlimited. Here's how to do it on @draft2digital.bsky.social. /1
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How to Distribute to Libraries - Draft2Digital | Blog
Did you know you can distribute to libraries while in KU? Let's talk about how to distribute to libraries with Draft2Digital!
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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 20/12/2025
Tomorrow is the last day of this holiday toy drive for Chicago families impacted by ICE. 41 of the 60 kids who were registered have had a present purchased. Organizers are hoping every child and family can receive a gift. Let's help them reach their goal! Venmo: KHPWtoydrive
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 19/12/2025
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go. So...just like 2025.
Regan from THE EXORCIST
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 19/12/2025
A favorite of mine, and she absolutely demolishes it.
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 14/12/2025
Ho-ho-ho, tee-hee-hee Eric the half a brie
Half a brie. (I mean, it'd be silly for it to be anything else.)
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 12/12/2025
“As the face gets worse, the clothes have to get better.” — Steve Martin
My new capybara-ronin tee.
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 08/12/2025
I've got the perfect Midas joke—it's comedy gold.
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 05/12/2025
It’s nearly 11 at night. Single-digit temperatures. And a guy in shorts and a hoodie just jogged past our windows, headed south on Glenwood. You magnificent bastard. Never change, Chicago.
Screenshot of Apple’s weather app saying it’s 7 degrees out and feels like -3.
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Dreamed I got a chastising message at work that said, “You should know the names of all the Muppets,” and someone stuck up for me, saying, “I don’t think this one has a name,” and they attached a picture of like a white Gonzo with no eyes
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 04/12/2025
No surprises here.
Amazon Music's list of my most-listened-to podcasts for 2025:

1) Spaceman's Transmissions - Tonepoet
2) Up First - NPR
3) Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend
4) Smarless - Jason Bateman, Sean Hayes, Will Arnett
5) WTF - Marc Maron
6) Where Everybody Knows Your Name - Ted Danson and Woody Harrelson
7) Radiolab - WNYC
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 26/11/2025
THE IRON GIANT: "Superman."
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 24/11/2025
He bought his fuckin' button, Charlie Brown!
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 23/11/2025
A joyous day to all who celebrate. (And anyone who's read my books knows why I do.)
popsci.com
Break out the calculators: November 23 is Fibonacci Sequence Day
The cornerstone of modern math wouldn’t be possible without the Hindu-Arabic numerical system.
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 19/11/2025
Introduce yourself with the last 5 concerts you saw: Patti Smith William Basinski Wussy Dave Brubeck Kronos Quartet
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 17/11/2025
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Cover of The Clash's LONDON CALLING
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 05/11/2025
Quote of the Evening "I got chicken water on my socks!" — My Wife
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 04/11/2025
Blade, leader of the murderous puppets, has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
Blade, from the Puppet Master movies, with a bloody, well...blade. (Why'd you think he was called that?)
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 31/10/2025
The Cylons are not as formidable as I was told they'd be.
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 31/10/2025
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Doctor Who", or "Transformers".
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a cartoon drawing of a robot with a large helmet on
Alt: The Iron Giant
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 31/10/2025
Happy stolen from @stephenberg2.bsky.social.
List of SIMPSONS lines that could be Morrissey song titles.
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 26/10/2025
"Hello, Mr. Fruit Fly. It's me, Mr. Butterfly. Just a harmless butterfly. Not a sticky trap or anything. Nothing to be worried about. I'm just here to make your last hours on earth as peaceful as possible. Don't mind this. This is doctor's orders."
A fruit-fly trap, filled with a mixture of water, apple-cider vinegar, and dish soap, with a sticky butterfly trap adhered to the top of it.
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 25/10/2025
If I had to choose the greatest name in entertainment, I'd go with Fee Waybill. But he only beats out ZaSu Pitts and Max Schreck by a little bit, and I'm open to other nominees.
Fee Waybill of The Tubes
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 22/10/2025
“It makes me sick, motherfucker, how far we done fell.” — William “Bunk” Moreland
The late Michael K. Williams as Omar Little and Wendell Pierce as Bunk, THE WIRE
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 10/10/2025
A car with a bumper sticker on the back that says, "I [HEART] AGING & DYING."
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 02/10/2025
It’s Giant Skeleton Season, motherfuckers!
Just like it sounds: a giant skeleton, motherfuckers!
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 25/09/2025
I'm grateful for AI. It helps me in my work every day. I do things with it that I could never do without it. But the perfect illustration of what it's like to work with any AI tool on a daily basis? Rocket and Yondu trying to get Baby Groot to help them break out of jail.
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Baby Groot Trying to Find Yondu's Fin - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017) Movie Clip HD
YouTube video by TopMovieClips
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 18/09/2025
Today's sad realization: Nearly everything can be explained by the parents at the end of TIME BANDITS.
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Time Bandits - It's evil, don't touch it!
YouTube video by Edge of the Fringe
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 09/09/2025
Of course, I'd love to make more money from my fiction. But comments like this will keep me at the keyboard, even if I never bring in another dime. You knock yourself out. You put it out there and hope somebody somewhere hears you. And then someone does. I'm rich.
An ad for the book THE JOURNEYMAN, with a comment on it that says: I really enjoyed this book and the two that followed...is there going to be a fourth??
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