Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 29/09/2026We think alike. Earlier today, I put together a slide of the co-conspirators. 024
Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 29/09/2026We didn't even get to see his next poster, featuring the co-conspirators. 000
Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 19/09/2026Cmd-F says... Because it must never be mentioned. Ever. It's a Scooby-Doo episode, only the meddling kids refuse to see or investigate the guy in the werewolf costume. 000
Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 03/09/2026Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20? Too many to choose, so I'm going with three. 120
Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 15/08/2026Well, by all means, let's install him and see how he does. 230
Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 03/08/2026Just in case he knows something I don't about my life in Chicago, I stepped outside to check. He's right. As you can see, the trees are gross, and everything stinks. And I really hate that they've torn up the street to prep for resurfacing it, which is such a commie move. Why do I even live here? 151
Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 29/06/2026I turned 12 that year, and it was EVERYWHERE. It was an especially big deal at school, with special coins we wanted to collect, etc. And everyone was united (no pun intended) in celebrating something that really did feel bigger than us. Even the superheroes got in on it (this is from my collection). 190
Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 04/06/2026No furry friends, alas, but this is Zachary, our peace lily—so named because whenever he's thirsty, he wilts dramatically, as if to silently scream: "The pain! The pain!" 050
Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 30/05/2026Think it's a good idea to break in? You're dead wrong. (Apologies if this doesn't strike you as humerus.) 000
Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 23/05/2026I had another dream about lions at the door They weren't half as frightening as they were before But I'm thinkin' about eternity... 010
Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 11/05/2026I remember Under-Baby! He was Underdog's sidekick! 030
Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 08/05/2026"I'm pleased and happy to repeat the news that we have, in fact, caught and killed a large predator that supposedly injured some bathers. But as you see, it's a beautiful day, the beaches are open, and people are having a wonderful time." 131
Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 08/05/2026Are we sure it's not one of those guys who stay really still and wait until you're posing for a picture, then move and startle the crap out of you for viral videos? Either way, I'll take Scary Lucy. 030
Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 22/04/2026Pretty happy with this promo poster-type thing for my contemporary fantasy novel series. 140
Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 16/04/2026Quote post with something good that lasted longer than the Confederacy (1861-1865). My dog, Peppy (1974–1988). 000
Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 02/04/2026Our fathers lit this fire in us. This is my dad, my brother, and me in front of Apollo 11, a couple of weeks before liftoff. (Dad was there working on Biosatellite 3.) We choose to go to the moon. Indeed. It still makes me tear up. And we all need to rediscover that collective lump in our throats. 170
Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 24/03/2026Also, if emotional trauma counts, this messed me up but good. I didn't quite understand what, exactly, had happened. But I knew getting over your head in adult doings meant big feelings and, potentially, nobody to help you out with them. 000
Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 02/03/2026When our peace lily feels a bit parched, it goes full drama queen and droops flat, like it's never been so dry and has no hope of feeling the touch of water ever again. Give it a little, and it perks right back up again. So tonight, my wife and I named it Zachary. "The pain! The pain!" 040
Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 01/03/2026I didn't know about this, so thank you for the heads-up. For anyone interested, here's how to find the setting. 111
Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 23/02/2026No cheating: your last saved pic of a celebrity is your therapist. (These are gonna be some loud sessions.) 110
Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 14/02/2026A lot of South Florida is only habitable because of huge drainage canals. They spend billions just to keep Miami above water. Underground tunnels there isn't innovation—it's denial. But if they need a consultant, I know a guy. 0101
Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 08/02/2026I asked ChatGPT to create a meat-and-ferments food pyramid in the style of an informational poster you'd find in a school cafeteria. I think we could just tack this up as is. 050
Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 09/01/2026The stogie really sells him as likable and relatable. 000
Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 28/12/2025I thought for sure someone would've gotten to this first, unless they did and I missed it. 160
Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 25/12/2025I've followed the exploits of you and your colleagues for years now. 040
Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 19/12/2025The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go. So...just like 2025. 010
Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 12/12/2025I hear you. Yours is a lot more pleasant-looking than mine. 000
Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 12/12/2025“As the face gets worse, the clothes have to get better.” — Steve Martin 130
Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 11/12/2025Criticize all you like, but I, for one, think it's pretty cool that one of our founders was young Brian Eno. 020
Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 05/12/2025It’s nearly 11 at night. Single-digit temperatures. And a guy in shorts and a hoodie just jogged past our windows, headed south on Glenwood. You magnificent bastard. Never change, Chicago. 010
Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 26/11/2025Brad Bird was also responsible for my other answer. That man owes me at least a box of tissues. 110
Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 17/11/2025What perfect album came out the year you turned 16? 110
Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 04/11/2025Blade, leader of the murderous puppets, has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo. 030