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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 23h
Ramp.com and other platforms were launched for this very thing.
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 30/09/2026
Round up the usual suspects.
Hawkeye (Marvel), Hawkeye (M*A*S*H), Hawkman
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 29/09/2026
We think alike. Earlier today, I put together a slide of the co-conspirators.
Hawkeye (Marvel), Hawkeye (M*A*S*H), Hawkman
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 29/09/2026
We didn't even get to see his next poster, featuring the co-conspirators.
Hawkeye (Avengers), Hawkeye (M*A*S*H), Hawkman
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 28/09/2026
Fellow Chicagoan here. I'm not a native, and I can't speak to the dogs, but I've lived here for more than 18 years, and everyone I know calls it the L or refers to the specific line, as you say.
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 28/09/2026
Precisely. No other city saw that Hitchbot yearned to be liberated from the unwanted weight of his own head.
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 28/09/2026
And iceballs for cooling off!
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 28/09/2026
I mixed him up with former Eagle A.J. Feeley, who was a quarterback, and was relieved that it isn't the same guy. I wonder how often A.J. has to deal with that confusion. Not much, probably, since we Philadelphia fans are prone to careful consideration rather than going off and throwing shit.
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 28/09/2026
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 28/09/2026
People listen to what they want. I've never heard the song. The first time I ever heard OF it was when a friend mentioned it on Facebook. I've never heard "Let It Go" from Frozen. I can only name one Taylor Swift song—because they used to play it at the gym. Yet somehow I get up every morning.
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 27/09/2026
Sadly, I think that's a very solid prediction.
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 27/09/2026
I initially thought the same thing, but then I remembered how many of the people running in the Epstein circles have actually been held accountable for it. These people have money. Right now in our country, that's apparently all you need. I'd LOVE to be proven wrong, of course.
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 25/09/2026
I eventually graduated with a 3.0. And no one has ever asked me what my average was in 40 years of professional life.
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 25/09/2026
I can't tell you what would have helped. Nothing they tried did. Yelling? Nope. More challenging work? All I heard was "more work." Somehow, I got into college—where I failed out of my major. But I realized I was going home if I didn't get back in and would miss the fun, so I figured it out.
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 25/09/2026
That's a tough one. I didn't care about grades. If the topic interested me, I did well. In English, I got an A on all ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST-related quizzes and such. But I refused to read HARD TIMES and got Fs. Balanced out to a C, which worked for me. My parents tore their hair out.
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 25/09/2026
It never missed. They'd immediately start telling me that they didn't watch that much, or that they only watched this show and that show, but that was it, etc. I was never sure why they thought I cared. It was like they were ashamed of it.
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 25/09/2026
Writing about TV was my job for a long time, so when I left that gig, I went for years and years without watching anything. I've started up again for an hour or two a week, tops. But when I wasn't watching, I found that any time I mentioned I didn't watch TV, people got defensive.
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 25/09/2026
If nothing else, a list like this and the ensuing arguments help me find stuff to watch. I didn't even know HAP AND LEONARD was a show, and I've read several of those books.
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 25/09/2026
I get around it by telling myself I'm right and everyone else is wrong, so there's no need to discuss it. Though JUSTIFIED was better than THE SHIELD. I mean, they even have the same actor being given much, much more to do, so you can see what he's really capable of. But I'm above it, really.
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 25/09/2026
CUT TO: Julie Newmar and Eartha Kitt trade knowing smirks, assessing the amateur with the scorn she deserves.
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 25/09/2026
It is! But even Jaws realized that he and his girlfriend wouldn't be part of the surviving group, so he turned on the bad guys. A good many of the people in this current situation won't understand which group they're in until they spot the contrails of the escape pods leaving them behind.
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 24/09/2026
My dad lived this one, actually.
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Respect Your Elders
In some versions of the story, John Henry didn't die at the end. Like the one my brother just told me. My dad's retirement was ironic in a good way. After layoff trauma from the days of space-program ...
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 24/09/2026
"Some skills can be safely given away." Yeah. THAT'S never come back to bite anyone.
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 23/09/2026
Live your life so you don’t need $12 million to feel safe around others.
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 23/09/2026
So they were never really worried about offending anyone; they were just worried about the consequences of offending anyone.
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 23/09/2026
And the British version of THE OFFICE. Two seasons and a Christmas installment, and that was it. Still one of my favorite shows.
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 23/09/2026
Also, hiring him to do their marketing, along with his conclusion that marketing isn't that hard even when he knew nothing about it, might help explain why they think it's wise to tell the world their product will take everyone's jobs and eradicate humanity.
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 22/09/2026
"How come you only want to be around thoughtful people who see things largely the way you do? You should hang out on assholes.com!" Well, no. I prefer the bar with the solid jukebox and the friendly patrons over the place where they boot you in the nuts and smash a bottle over your head.
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 22/09/2026
Bend, Oregon, would like to get in the game.
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 21/09/2026
It's like if the JLA treated the Legion of Doom as if they were the JSA: "They have different powers and wear different costumes, but we're all in this to do good!"
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 20/09/2026
To be fair, they called you a wack, not a hack. Meaning, what, that they question your sanity rather than your work ethic, maybe? Either way, I'm sure the attack lands differently now.
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 20/09/2026
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 20/09/2026
Cover of Francis Spufford's NONESUCH
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 19/09/2026
Which is yet another reason we have to fight to save our democracy, because when democracy goes away, so does that leverage.
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 19/09/2026
To me, our greatest hope lies in the fact that these systems can't support themselves. They bleed money, and they're dying for government help. Well, OK—you want help? Here's what you'll do to qualify for it, here's the agency you'll surrender, and here's what happens if you cross the line.
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 19/09/2026
Honest question, not an argument, because I agree with you: what form would that accountability take? How would it be structured in terms of private vs. public forces, etc.? I ask because I can't picture it myself.
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 19/09/2026
All you're doing is amplifying their lies, and most of those organizations don't even do much to say it's not truthful. Pull your people and do real reporting via real sources. Then give the WH a chance to comment. Rinse and repeat. If they're not giving you access, it hurts them more than you.
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 19/09/2026
I'm a former trade reporter, for whatever that's worth. (We always used to joke that trade journalism is an oxymoron, but it did give me an appreciation for how it SHOULD work.) I see no downside to them walking. If Trump and the WH just lie all the time, how useful is it to report it firsthand?
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 19/09/2026
Cmd-F says... Because it must never be mentioned. Ever. It's a Scooby-Doo episode, only the meddling kids refuse to see or investigate the guy in the werewolf costume.
Search results for "covid" in an article: 0/0.
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 19/09/2026
I'm picturing a wall of human bodies in front of approaching bulldozers, Tank Man style. And half of me fears it really might come to that. Average citizens protecting our country's landmarks—and our country—from tyranny without weapons in hand.
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 19/09/2026
The hubris is off the charts.
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Bradford Pearson @bradfordpearson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
just heard two city librarians discussing Aaron Nola's "fucking filthy knuckle curve" while they were checking in books and folks that's the Philadelphia difference
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 18/09/2026
Christopher Walken in AT CLOSE RANGE
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 18/09/2026
Wait'll you're even older. You won't care about the clothes, and if everything aligns, the sex is better and more frequent.
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 18/09/2026
My friends and I nerded out on D&D in junior high and high school in the '70s/'80s, and it breaks my heart to see what that culture eventually curdled into. It killed some of the nostalgia of watching STRANGER THINGS, thinking about what some of those kids grew up to believe. Not all. But too many.
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 16/09/2026
Damn. And here I thought it was just my wife and me.
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 16/09/2026
Me, too. And, more broadly, a greater adoption of bikes, e-bikes, etc.
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 16/09/2026
Do you see this increasing support for mass transit at all?
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 16/09/2026
After reading my way through that, my one question is how they justify dancing and having sex nearly twice as much as they shower. OK, two questions. The Great Shroud o' Despair has descended and enveloped me like a trap that Cesar Romero might set for Adam West and Burt Ward. How do I get out?
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Michael Alan Peck @michaelalanpeck.com · 15/09/2026
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