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@micalk.bsky.social
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Serious. Funny. Seriously Funny. No thirst traps. will follow back if your timeline looks like a fit. DMs are likely to be ignored. i’d probably be defined as a democratic socialist.

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25A 2 86 47 💯! @micalk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i wonder how much the govt paid trump for the use of his ads. they weren’t produced at govt expense, just aired. but govt would have needed the rights so something must have been signed to allow their use. and i don’t see trump doing that for nothing when he’s on both sides of the deal.
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25A 2 86 47 💯! @micalk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i’m already really annoyed by the new Biberty commercial
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25A 2 86 47 💯! @micalk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
so basically an armory filled with explosive drones, ammunition and other weapons built in a public traffic circle in the country’s capital an arch no one will be allowed to walk under/near because it needs a military fighting force for 24/7 protection against, i dunno, supervillains what next?
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25A 2 86 47 💯! @micalk.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
“cutting off your nose to spite your face” is too mild a description but i can’t come up with one, they all turn out gross. got something better?
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25A 2 86 47 💯! @micalk.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I say Trump can build his Triumphal Arch as soon as he triumphs in his war with Iran.
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25A 2 86 47 💯! @micalk.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle. (i’m staying with the italian theme…)
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25A 2 86 47 💯! @micalk.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
childhood joke: why do (insert preferred ethnic group here) have green hair?
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25A 2 86 47 💯! @micalk.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
trump f’s up everything he touches
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25A 2 86 47 💯! @micalk.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Trump just met with an election denier and convicted felon in the Oval Office and so did Tina Peters.
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25A 2 86 47 💯! @micalk.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
The MOCA isn’t sufficient to diagnose what’s wrong with Trump’s mental acuity.
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25A 2 86 47 💯! @micalk.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Donald Trump is almost always the ‘some’ in “some say…”
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U.S. Federal Department of Propaganda @usfdop.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
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25A 2 86 47 💯! @micalk.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
mi esposa came back from food shopping. said there was only one package of ground turkey available. plenty of beef tho families are substituting that’s where we’re at now in the economy
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Rich Fox @richfoxexists.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
The Legend of Bagman Vance.
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25A 2 86 47 💯! @micalk.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
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shelby alexandra (@shelbyyalexandra) on Threads
well we know who Kristi Noem would fuck, marry, kill!
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Brenny @pissedoffinnh.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
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25A 2 86 47 💯! @micalk.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
if trump thought that avoiding contracting an STD was his personal Vietnam, just wait til this whole Iran thing shakes out
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25A 2 86 47 💯! @micalk.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
isn’t ’unconditional surrender’ what russia wants from Ukraine? That was supposed to be a ‘special military operation’ that lasted only a few days. Trump said he would end that war in 24 hours and here we are more than a year later. who knows how long the war he started will go on?
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25A 2 86 47 💯! @micalk.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
11 ways Trump/MAGA is like Iran/Islam, and the last two are shocking!
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Dean Baker @deanbaker13.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Trump is still in line to win the FIFA Peace Prize for 2026. He would be the first person to win the prize two years in a row.
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25A 2 86 47 💯! @micalk.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
(an old joke that doesn’t work anymore) at the republican convention a young boy was selling “republican” puppies. two weeks later he was at the democratic convention selling “democrat” pups. man walks up. “ain’t those the same pups as before?” “yessir. but now their eyes are open.”
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
ohmfg
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25A 2 86 47 💯! @micalk.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
this is the America i grew up in 👇
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The Editorial Board @editorialboard.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Almost virtual split screen of good versus evil.
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25A 2 86 47 💯! @micalk.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
it’s the ‘train of thought’ presidency. i think everything he says either just popped into his head with no thought behind it or has been rattling around there forever. i think “no force to take Greenland/Iceland” just slippped out and everyone is taking it as a nuanced, well-thought decision.
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25A 2 86 47 💯! @micalk.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
The 5,000 Fingers Of Dr Grinch
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25A 2 86 47 💯! @micalk.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
and whatnot. amirite, @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social ?
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
He's making a list and bombing them twice.
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25A 2 86 47 💯! @micalk.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Jimmie Fallon: “Try to see the (White House Christmas) tree if you can ‘cuz in a month it’ll be tossed to the curb along with Pete Hegseth.”
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25A 2 86 47 💯! @micalk.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
writers amaze me. as an older american i received a decent education and i have strong language skills. my duties as a DoD engineer included writing, reviewing, editing tech documents. professional authors and writers show dedication and talent i can only imagine. unless it’s the drugs.
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Reader of Banned Books @readerofbannedbook.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
I’m “non-compatible with Western Civilization.” and proud of it.
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25A 2 86 47 💯! @micalk.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
I appreciate Variety’s boldness here but there’s no way the Paris Hilton sex tape should be at number 1
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25A 2 86 47 💯! @micalk.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
“… did I miss anything? I still have characters left.” 🤌
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25A 2 86 47 💯! @micalk.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
i did that yesterday
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 08/11/2025
Trump: "I am recommending to Senate Republicans that the Hundreds of Billions of Dollars currently being sent to money sucking Insurance Companies in order to save the bad Healthcare provided by ObamaCare, BE SENT DIRECTLY TO THE PEOPLE SO THAT THEY CAN PURCHASE THEIR OWN, MUCH BETTER, HEALTHCARE."
I am recommending to Senate Republicans that the Hundreds of Billions of Dollars currently being sent to money sucking Insurance Companies in order to save the bad Healthcare provided by ObamaCare, BE SENT DIRECTLY TO THE PEOPLE SO THAT THEY CAN PURCHASE THEIR OWN, MUCH BETTER, HEALTHCARE, and have money left over. In other words, take from the BIG, BAD Insurance Companies, give it to the people, and terminate, per Dollar spent, the worst Healthcare anywhere in the World, ObamaCare. Unrelated, we must still terminate the Filibuster!
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25A 2 86 47 💯! @micalk.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
apple.news/ArapQTbe8SL-... F Bessent! lots of people wanted it! it was limited to certain types of income or something. i would have been eligible in 2025. now i’m stuck with f’ing Intuit! such a waste of sunk capital to dump it.
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Free Tax-Filing Experiment Is Ended by Trump Administration — The Wall Street Journal
IRS halts Direct File, the Biden-era tax-preparation software pilot, and points to other free services
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
find the lunch joint in your town that's offering a new hoagie called the Sean Dunn. those are your people
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 02/11/2025
You leak covert CIA ops, criminal probes, and Signal chats, but your healthcare plan is close hold?
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25A 2 86 47 💯! @micalk.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Tom Leykis blocked me. It’s my first block! I feel like I’ve made it!! Tom posted that the short term loss of SNAP wasn’t that bad cuz when his dad cut off his grocery money in college he started scamming his way into local events and stuffing his pockets with food. Then defended his remarks to me.
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25A 2 86 47 💯! @micalk.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
didn’t realize til i was almost 70 what a hunk i must be. I never knew. so many young, pretty women liking my posts and following me! it seems the more i post the more that follow. some of them even chat me up! i guess it’s true… Old Guys Rule!
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News Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
NEW: There’s a disaster unfolding in Alaska right now. And no major network is covering it. The remnants of Typhoon Halong battered western Alaska overnight. Homes, with people in them, have literally been swept into the Bering Strait. At least 20 are missing. No comment from any federal agency.
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25A 2 86 47 💯! @micalk.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
and GOP pols who voted against it will take credit in front of their constituents for all the money flowing into the state.
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Satan @s8tan13.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Me too
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25A 2 86 47 💯! @micalk.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
It turns out that the audience of one is much less influential than Sinclair’s viewing audience. Many pundits/politicians said that canceling Kimmel was a business decision, but it seems the real business decision was bringing him back.
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25A 2 86 47 💯! @micalk.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Chrump is only interested in backing a winner. If he thinks Russia is going to win, he backs Putin. Now if he thinks Ukraine has the advantage he’ll back Zelenskyy. But he’s very good at predicting things, I’ve heard.
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25A 2 86 47 💯! @micalk.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
don’t get me started on the $200M for a ballroom that everyone since Andrew Jackson and his horse have been clamoring for.
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25A 2 86 47 💯! @micalk.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
The focus has shifted from mainly racial discrimination of all types to employment discrimination against American citizens by employers hiring H1-B visa immigrants. Tariffs kill available jobs and lead to layoffs, so more Americans feel damaged to seek relief. All the policies work together.
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Tyler Robinson, the prime suspect for Charlie Kirk’s assassination, comes from a proud MAGA family, according to his grandmother. www.thedailybeast.com/charlie-kirk...
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Charlie Kirk Suspect’s Grandma Says Family Is All MAGA
Tyler Robinson, the prime suspect for Charlie Kirk’s assassination, comes from a proud MAGA family, according to his grandmother.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Aside from how ugly “Club Rose Garden” is there’s something galling about declaring a part of what’s supposed to be the People’s House an exclusive club.
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