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@micalk.bsky.social
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Serious. Funny. Seriously Funny. No thirst traps. will follow back if your timeline looks like a fit. DMs are likely to be ignored. i’d probably be defined as a democratic socialist.

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25A 2 86 47 💯! @micalk.bsky.social · 6m
‘Wrong answers only’ should not be the default setting for a VP.
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25A 2 86 47 💯! @micalk.bsky.social · 12m
Please fill in visa form completely First name: Last name: Country of origin: Job Title: Human Being Type (Check one): ⬜️ Truly Elite ⬜️ Elite ⬜️ Not Elite
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25A 2 86 47 💯! @micalk.bsky.social · 1h
After you land at DJT airport you and your entourage will be whisked away to a luxury getaway at Camp Donald! if you’ve forgotten any toiletries or top secret documents, extras are always available at the front desk.
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25A 2 86 47 💯! @micalk.bsky.social · 14h
i know 9 years sounds like a long time but its not bad when you consider he only worked on it when he wasn’t golfing
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25A 2 86 47 💯! @micalk.bsky.social · 19h
not horror, but… suicide squad where the squad is all muppets and everyone else is hooman.
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25A 2 86 47 💯! @micalk.bsky.social · 20h
we could be 100% self-sufficient if we wanted. we’d just have to lower our standard of living to live without fresh fruits and veggies year round and no new phones, tvs and cars.
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25A 2 86 47 💯! @micalk.bsky.social · 21h
how’d that work out with 1. Powell 2. Comey 3. Clapper 4. Brennan 5. Hearn 6. James X. Et cetera you may be able to “go get them” by judicially harassing those folks but you’ll never convict them.
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25A 2 86 47 💯! @micalk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
it’s called efficiency the follow-ups occur simultaneously with the initial contact it’s how ai is going to drive profitability get real!
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25A 2 86 47 💯! @micalk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
No bombers will be deployed to the southern California region, however, due to the president’s lack of interest in protecting the area from nuclear annihilation.
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25A 2 86 47 💯! @micalk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
replace media with government
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25A 2 86 47 💯! @micalk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i’m sure heavenly jesus has appropriate testosterone levels for a 2026yo male Jew
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25A 2 86 47 💯! @micalk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i wonder how much the govt paid trump for the use of his ads. they weren’t produced at govt expense, just aired. but govt would have needed the rights so something must have been signed to allow their use. and i don’t see trump doing that for nothing when he’s on both sides of the deal.
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25A 2 86 47 💯! @micalk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
ed sheeran’s next opening act? nope. there’s some things you just can’t get a monkey to do.
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25A 2 86 47 💯! @micalk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
trumps next government investment (communist takeover) will be in buggy whips
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25A 2 86 47 💯! @micalk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
investigate vote-rigging in the clinton impeachment acquittals!
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25A 2 86 47 💯! @micalk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
imagine if there’s a wrongful death claim against the state!
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25A 2 86 47 💯! @micalk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
if i ran today i’d get 25% of the vote and still win.
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25A 2 86 47 💯! @micalk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
agree. rural isn’t a monolith of rugged individuals who live close to the land. many well-to-do people who can afford to live away from the city also live in rural areas. it’s quiet. it’s dark at night. my point is that you can live anywhere and still be a d!ck.
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25A 2 86 47 💯! @micalk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
we need a corporate death penalty if corporations shield those who do the actual offenses, then the punishment against the corporations should fit their crimes.
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25A 2 86 47 💯! @micalk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
bad history meet bad english… the first phrase is a mal-formed sentence (it’s just a prepositional phrase) i like it, just can’t look at it
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25A 2 86 47 💯! @micalk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
‘tis the season… found some nail clippers (already replaced) in an ‘empty’ suitcase the other day
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25A 2 86 47 💯! @micalk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ai can’t make pix of people with the correct number of digits. so let’s trust ai with our hearts, lungs, kidneys, etc.
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25A 2 86 47 💯! @micalk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
and not talking about trump’s insurrection? mission accomplished!
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25A 2 86 47 💯! @micalk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the defense department cracked the code on “the move” tho i would have expected them to hold that as top secret, compartmented, need-to-know type info. or maybe that’s why Hegeseth is announcing it publicly.
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25A 2 86 47 💯! @micalk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
if you’re not amazingly wealthy it’s because you don’t have enough faith losers
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25A 2 86 47 💯! @micalk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
he only acts tough with those that he sees as weaker than himself this is true interpersonally and with countries so reporters, women (except Melania), EU countries, all get harangued. China/Xi and Russia/Putin get a pass. typical bully
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25A 2 86 47 💯! @micalk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
😊 You’re welcome!
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25A 2 86 47 💯! @micalk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
momentum.
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25A 2 86 47 💯! @micalk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
not your point, i know. that’s just where _my_ mind went.
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25A 2 86 47 💯! @micalk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i miss the ticking you spin the dial. it makes a ‘zzzzzzip’ sound till your finger hits the stop. you let go and it quickly ticks down the number. you hold your finger over the next number to repeat. every phone number has a different rhythm 🎶
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25A 2 86 47 💯! @micalk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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25A 2 86 47 💯! @micalk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
mike johnson has faith the size of a mustard seed and his accomplishments show it. hold on, i keep getting that wrong… mike johnson has a brain the size of a mustard seed and his accomplishments show it.
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25A 2 86 47 💯! @micalk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
well, not anymore!
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25A 2 86 47 💯! @micalk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
spent too much time showing him the helipad, the new south entrance, the unfinished ballroom, the arch, the paved rose garden, the presidential walk of fame, etc., “it was like all he wanted was to visit with his good friend, your president, me. and get some photos of us together.”
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25A 2 86 47 💯! @micalk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i’m already really annoyed by the new Biberty commercial
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25A 2 86 47 💯! @micalk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
if these ‘non-citizen’ citizens were flagged by the SAVE database then everything will be fine cuz that’s not being used yet… wait, what? the supreme court said they could? oh, we’re screwed.
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25A 2 86 47 💯! @micalk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
News Alert: It is now a ‘news event’ that reporters are again allowed to report the news. but what’s not getting reported because there’s not enough oxygen? so many distractions…
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25A 2 86 47 💯! @micalk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Natalie be jelly
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25A 2 86 47 💯! @micalk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
liked for proper use of “another think coming”
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25A 2 86 47 💯! @micalk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
wait till he hears about gym memberships
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25A 2 86 47 💯! @micalk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Moral Majority reared its ugly self into the public eye and brought Reagan into power. (remember Iran-Contra? good times!) AIDS was a madness unto itself. “others” of any stripe could be a cultural or societal threat almost like there’s some lesson we should have learned back then
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25A 2 86 47 💯! @micalk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
someone’s looking for a supreme court nod
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25A 2 86 47 💯! @micalk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i see US citizens express their opinions here about many different countries including the good ol’ US of A. it’s hypocritical to deny ‘the others’ the same privilege. make free speech free again!
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25A 2 86 47 💯! @micalk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
so we pay on three ends of this fiasco - we pay the federal agents/ contractors to capture and detain immigrants we pay countries to take deportees and we pay for the loss of productive employees glad the BBB produced more than enough savings to pay for all this winning
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25A 2 86 47 💯! @micalk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
that chin gives Wicked Witch vibes
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25A 2 86 47 💯! @micalk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
drive for show… oops drive for show… sh!t drive for show… dammit! drive for show…
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25A 2 86 47 💯! @micalk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
it’s why the midterms are important we must vote Biden out of the Trump administration!
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25A 2 86 47 💯! @micalk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Cremora, by the spoonful
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25A 2 86 47 💯! @micalk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ocean’s 11 but with Amish and one orthodox Jew and the heist is on shabbat
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25A 2 86 47 💯! @micalk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
so basically an armory filled with explosive drones, ammunition and other weapons built in a public traffic circle in the country’s capital an arch no one will be allowed to walk under/near because it needs a military fighting force for 24/7 protection against, i dunno, supervillains what next?
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