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Boston->Los Angeles->??? I do computers.

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grovehaunter @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Many games for the GameCube use only a fraction of the storage capacity of the disc. I have analyzed the data to determine what the maximum number of retail Mario games that can fit on a single disc would be, creating the Luigi & Wario + Puzzle + Rhythm Maximum Value Pack.
A GameCube disc has a storage capacity of 1.46 gigabytes. Many Mario games use only a fraction of that storage. Below is the optimal distribution of the smallest Mario-related games on the system to fit 6 entire retail games on a single disc.
Unused space 54 MB
Luigi's Mansion 186 MB
DDR Mario Mix 264 MB
Wario World 257 MB
Donkey Konga 2 312 MB
Donkey Konga 250 MB
Please note that this pie chart is for data visualization only. If the games were in fact put on one disc, the data would be arranged in rings, not in slices.
Concept for post based on an idea from a comment by @vinchvolt.bsky.social
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Sloperator @metroid.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Spanish Boat NASCAR is gonna be so lit in 30 years
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Sloperator @metroid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
They should make an nfl redzone for inane sports commentary
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Sloperator @metroid.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm out here smoking that shit got the dwarves kicked out of Erebor bsky.app/profile/them...
a pipe carved out of rock lol
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Sloperator @metroid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
like comment and subscribe to find out of beer immediately before yoga is a good idea
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 17/09/2026
Mel Blanc screams are like Greek fire, we lost the technology to make sounds like this
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Sloperator @metroid.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
several years into this nonsense and every programmer I know still has their job but also has a way more insane homelab setup, so maybe all this shit was a plot by big Jellyfin?
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Alex Navarro @alexnavarro.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
this is the thing that chases you around for eternity when you go to hell for jacking off to anime
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gem (real name) 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce
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domi @domi.zip · 09/09/2026
imagine you are killed while your brain is scanned by beings you cannot comprehend to comprehend and you wake up in a virtual purgatory waving swords around
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Sloperator @metroid.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Good bot alert
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Sloperator @metroid.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
My oldest (as far as I know) email: Sent March 2005. Kind of amazing that they explicitly pitch the idea of "computer matched ads" as a pro
First off, welcome. And thanks for opening a Gmail account! We think Gmail is different. So to help you get started, you may want to:

    Check out the new Gmail Tour in our Getting Started section. It's good for, well, getting started.
    Visit our Help Center. Here you can browse frequently asked questions, search for answers and learn about some of Gmail's cool features, like labels, keyboard shortcuts and free POP access.
    Import your contacts to Gmail from Yahoo! Mail, Outlook, Hotmail and other programs. Then email your friends with your brand new Gmail address.

As you're using Gmail, you might also see some ads or related links. We believe that you shouldn't have to share your inbox with large, blinking, irrelevant ads. Gmail's small text ads are matched by computers, and designed to be relevant to the messages you're viewing. Which means for once, you might even find ads to be interesting and useful.

Users have often told us that the more they use Gmail, the more they discover its added benefits--such as being able to find any message instantly or to manage all your contacts in one place. So go ahead and give it a try. In the meantime, we'll keep working on making Gmail the best email service around. Thanks for joining us for the ride. We hope you'll enjoy Google's approach to email.

Thanks,

The Gmail Team

P.S. You can sign in to your account any time by visiting http://gmail.google.com
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality is better than Looney Tunes.
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Sloperator @metroid.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
“3 hour A24 Elizabeth Holmes documentary directed by Nathan Fielder” is a crazy thing to just drop on the world. I need a documentary on how that fucking thing came together. Gonna be crazy when it gets best picture
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Sloperator @metroid.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Amazing new bot just dropped
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Sloperator @metroid.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
*spends 4 hours fucking with email domains and whatnot* oh no you could make this like your whole thing huh
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Sloperator @metroid.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Really really like the IPhone Kiki<->Bouba slider
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Sloperator @metroid.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
@swiftonsecurity.com I remember you used to sign up for websites with <email>+websitename. Everyone seems to block this now. How do you sign up for sites to track if they're selling/leaking emails? Have your practices around email changed?
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
You are not the tallest person on bluesky
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Sloperator @metroid.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Does gmail just like, not actually archive emails anymore? I feel like I'll archive, close the tab, and then come back later and the same emails are there in the same state
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 01/09/2026
Karen
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 01/09/2026
Welcome to Bluesky.
Thanks for being patient. A team member is coming to cancel you.
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 31/08/2026
Good Girl Hunting 7
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Rural Indexing Project @ruralindexing.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Pizza Time Catlin, IL
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 28/08/2026
FINAL
NAN - 40
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Sloperator @metroid.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I love ranch side cafe in the valley near Angeles forest if people from out of town are visiting bc they randomly have a pretty good Ethiopian selection along with the burritos and burgers and whatnot. Kind of a brain melting selection but its where I came to appreciate it
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Sloperator @metroid.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Big Brain Thinking
ALT: Big Brain Thinking
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Standard Issue Computing @standardissuecomputing.blog · 25/08/2026
you know a game whips when it has bespoke pause menu music
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 25/08/2026
100 Girls Who Want To Be Seen Shitting And Pooping Outdoors
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Sloperator @metroid.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Karen Bass be normal challenge (impossible)
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Sloperator @metroid.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Silk pillowcases are legit amazing, such a good answer for this. We have a 3 stage reverse osmosis filter that has come with us like, to airbnbs and hotels. It’s bulky and stupid and I truly believe clean tap water is a miraculous achievement but unfortunately this does taste amazing
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ustadh 🔒 @dragoman.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
They do NOT make prayer books like they used to
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Sloperator @metroid.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The $1/mo 50 gig iCloud sub is actually such an insane scam, they have this shiny veneer over all their shit but those motherfuckers will hit you up for cash with the same “uwu your photos might not back up if you don’t up your storage” just like google and Microsoft lmao
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Sloperator @metroid.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I see management using words like "shape" to mean "structure" or "configuration", as in "I propose we use <design pattern>, or is there a better shape?", in the same way claude does, I wonder: are they using this word because they are vice-signaling how much they talk to their bots?
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hi their BOO! @mikemay.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
the judge from Chernobyl asking Legasov "Why did you blast it with flavor instead of infusing it?" and Legasov answering "Because it's cheaper."
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revolver ocelthot @rnaboursiii.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
This is what datacenters are taking from you
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Daily Squibs @dailysquibs.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
NO RETREAT NO SURRENDER 2: RAGING THUNDER (Yuen, 1987)
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Dude @impenetrable.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Burn old flashlight batteries in the fireplace now and then. The burning zine may help prevent soot formation, and the metals and chemicals make colorful flames.
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Laura Knetzger @lauraknetzger.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off
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Shelby Bennett @skelotan.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
bro's so dead they painted him into the background
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Sloperator @metroid.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
sorry for cringe millennial posting but someone brought up pink sobe in the group chat and it's been going off for like 25 minutes
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Sloperator @metroid.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Sobe: The official beverage of putting together a new bionicle
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Sloperator @metroid.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I feel like within the last two weeks apple switched their app review process up internally, because they now take for-fuckin-ever and doing a ridiculously shitty job when they get to them. I'm not saying it's agents, but....
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Sloperator @metroid.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
linux is so silly. what do you mean my 8bitdo battery charge shows up in task manager?
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Sloperator @metroid.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Kinda love finding a weird little command that actually does replace a program I don’t like. In this case it’s dd instead of balena etcher, which somehow never works right for me?
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Brian on the beach with a pack of Busch light apple 
The text "fuck it's now? What's next? Later????? I can't do it anymore
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Sloperator @metroid.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
What honey is improved by having a big fucking chunk of honeycomb in it? “Oh yeah I wish my mayo had a big fucking brick of wax in it” - sounds pretty stupid doesn’t it
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Sloperator @metroid.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
SearXNG is so cool, I have this running on a VM on Tailscale so now I can have cromulent search without slop robots served from my home anywhere I want
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Sloperator @metroid.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Shout out to the lady working at the Taco Bell on Venice and la brea, who heard me ask for “like a billion fire packets” and loaded that fuckin thing UP. There were like 30 in there. Used to dream of times like this
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