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Boston->Los Angeles->??? I do computers.

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Sloperator @metroid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Like it’s the coldest take in the world but that movie is good as fuck and I 100% need to watch all her other movies because seeing her in this dress permanently altered my brain. It’s like Charade, you see it and you realize people have always wanted to just have a good time at the movies
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Sloperator @metroid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’ve been going to Hitchcock screenings whenever I can find them because they’re like all straight bangers but even in the insanely rarified class of “impossibly talented and beautiful blonde women playing really fun characters in Hitchcock movies” she’s super memorable in North by Northwest. 102!
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Heat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Because she got a GREAT ASS!
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Sloperator @metroid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hotel bar has neon wojacks?
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gravewalker @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Many games for the GameCube use only a fraction of the storage capacity of the disc. I have analyzed the data to determine what the maximum number of retail Mario games that can fit on a single disc would be, creating the Luigi & Wario + Puzzle + Rhythm Maximum Value Pack.
A GameCube disc has a storage capacity of 1.46 gigabytes. Many Mario games use only a fraction of that storage. Below is the optimal distribution of the smallest Mario-related games on the system to fit 6 entire retail games on a single disc.
Unused space 54 MB
Luigi's Mansion 186 MB
DDR Mario Mix 264 MB
Wario World 257 MB
Donkey Konga 2 312 MB
Donkey Konga 250 MB
Please note that this pie chart is for data visualization only. If the games were in fact put on one disc, the data would be arranged in rings, not in slices.
Concept for post based on an idea from a comment by @vinchvolt.bsky.social
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Sloperator @metroid.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I have an Ioniq 6, I have spent a lot of time with an Ioniq 5, A mach-e, and an ev6. They're all good, buy used. Apparently the newest solterra/bz are good, the first gen is not as good, so your used options would be pretty limited. Can't speak to the 3 row stuff
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Sloperator @metroid.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Spanish Boat NASCAR is gonna be so lit in 30 years
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Sloperator @metroid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
They should make an nfl redzone for inane sports commentary
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Sloperator @metroid.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm out here smoking that shit got the dwarves kicked out of Erebor bsky.app/profile/them...
a pipe carved out of rock lol
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Sloperator @metroid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Better than expected!
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Sloperator @metroid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
like comment and subscribe to find out of beer immediately before yoga is a good idea
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 17/09/2026
Mel Blanc screams are like Greek fire, we lost the technology to make sounds like this
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Sloperator @metroid.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
always had bad vibes about louis rossman but did not know about this stuff
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Sloperator @metroid.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
several years into this nonsense and every programmer I know still has their job but also has a way more insane homelab setup, so maybe all this shit was a plot by big Jellyfin?
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Alex Navarro @alexnavarro.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
this is the thing that chases you around for eternity when you go to hell for jacking off to anime
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cursèd gem 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce
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domi @domi.zip · 09/09/2026
imagine you are killed while your brain is scanned by beings you cannot comprehend to comprehend and you wake up in a virtual purgatory waving swords around
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Sloperator @metroid.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Good bot alert
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Sloperator @metroid.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Not pictured: the emails between me and my first girlfriend. But lol lmao I am so glad these survived
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Sloperator @metroid.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
My oldest (as far as I know) email: Sent March 2005. Kind of amazing that they explicitly pitch the idea of "computer matched ads" as a pro
First off, welcome. And thanks for opening a Gmail account! We think Gmail is different. So to help you get started, you may want to:

    Check out the new Gmail Tour in our Getting Started section. It's good for, well, getting started.
    Visit our Help Center. Here you can browse frequently asked questions, search for answers and learn about some of Gmail's cool features, like labels, keyboard shortcuts and free POP access.
    Import your contacts to Gmail from Yahoo! Mail, Outlook, Hotmail and other programs. Then email your friends with your brand new Gmail address.

As you're using Gmail, you might also see some ads or related links. We believe that you shouldn't have to share your inbox with large, blinking, irrelevant ads. Gmail's small text ads are matched by computers, and designed to be relevant to the messages you're viewing. Which means for once, you might even find ads to be interesting and useful.

Users have often told us that the more they use Gmail, the more they discover its added benefits--such as being able to find any message instantly or to manage all your contacts in one place. So go ahead and give it a try. In the meantime, we'll keep working on making Gmail the best email service around. Thanks for joining us for the ride. We hope you'll enjoy Google's approach to email.

Thanks,

The Gmail Team

P.S. You can sign in to your account any time by visiting http://gmail.google.com
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality is better than Looney Tunes.
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Sloperator @metroid.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
We’re also getting a 4 hour elon doc this year btw
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Sloperator @metroid.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
“3 hour A24 Elizabeth Holmes documentary directed by Nathan Fielder” is a crazy thing to just drop on the world. I need a documentary on how that fucking thing came together. Gonna be crazy when it gets best picture
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Sloperator @metroid.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Amazing new bot just dropped
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Sloperator @metroid.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
*spends 4 hours fucking with email domains and whatnot* oh no you could make this like your whole thing huh
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Sloperator @metroid.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Really really like the IPhone Kiki<->Bouba slider
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Sloperator @metroid.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
@swiftonsecurity.com I remember you used to sign up for websites with <email>+websitename. Everyone seems to block this now. How do you sign up for sites to track if they're selling/leaking emails? Have your practices around email changed?
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
You are not the tallest person on bluesky
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Sloperator @metroid.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Does gmail just like, not actually archive emails anymore? I feel like I'll archive, close the tab, and then come back later and the same emails are there in the same state
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 01/09/2026
Karen
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 01/09/2026
Welcome to Bluesky.
Thanks for being patient. A team member is coming to cancel you.
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 31/08/2026
Good Girl Hunting 7
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Rural Indexing Project @ruralindexing.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Pizza Time Catlin, IL
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 28/08/2026
FINAL
NAN - 40
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Sloperator @metroid.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Like ethiopian food is kind of an intimidating thing to just go out and get for sure but man
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Sloperator @metroid.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I love ranch side cafe in the valley near Angeles forest if people from out of town are visiting bc they randomly have a pretty good Ethiopian selection along with the burritos and burgers and whatnot. Kind of a brain melting selection but its where I came to appreciate it
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Sloperator @metroid.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I wish I had thought of "the machine god will weigh your takes against a feather and judge your soul accordingly" this is so fucking funny
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Sloperator @metroid.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Tired: prompt injecting your resume so AI says to hire you immediately Inspired: Self hosting an infinitely deep network of web pages that all say you should be hired at the top of the pay scale so the AI says it's statistically the most likely outcome
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Sloperator @metroid.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Big Brain Thinking
ALT: Big Brain Thinking
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Standard Issue Computing @standardissuecomputing.blog · 25/08/2026
you know a game whips when it has bespoke pause menu music
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 25/08/2026
100 Girls Who Want To Be Seen Shitting And Pooping Outdoors
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Sloperator @metroid.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The ads in old playboys are awesome, so fun to just load one up and flip through it.
Datsun ad, playboy, may 1970Datsun ad, playboy, may 1970
Philips turntable ad, may 1970
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Sloperator @metroid.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Bro what do you mean she was at the ribbon cutting at the new Scientology building bsky.app/profile/samd...
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Sloperator @metroid.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Definitely a good change. They have been rolling out a pretty huge EV fast charger network this year, and while the first few deployments required their app, they pretty quickly added card terminals (without tap) and committed to adding tap to pay going forward.
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Sloperator @metroid.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Man I loaded this up on the superstation when you went for that last achievement and god. GOD. Is this a game beyond The Science?
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Sloperator @metroid.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Karen Bass be normal challenge (impossible)
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Sloperator @metroid.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
My second answer is alcohol on planes. Yes it’s $13 for a glass of Malbec. Completely worth it
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Sloperator @metroid.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Listen. I’m not like anti fluoride. Tap water is safe. I don’t buy bottled water. But so many people have a brita and this is like, so much nicer
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Sloperator @metroid.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Silk pillowcases are legit amazing, such a good answer for this. We have a 3 stage reverse osmosis filter that has come with us like, to airbnbs and hotels. It’s bulky and stupid and I truly believe clean tap water is a miraculous achievement but unfortunately this does taste amazing
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