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Meni San

@meni.bsky.social
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Velour Shirt @object.works · 29/09/2026
This is a metaphor for so many things these days that I couldn't choose
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Day five of turning old PB into weezer album covers for no reason whatsoever
Coffee drinking man as a weezer album cover
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Meni San @meni.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Nice to see the Millwall Transgender Islamic Society on their yearly outing to the seaside #progress #multiculturalism
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Meni San @meni.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Having a moment of silence for all the great PB I lost when I deleted my twitter
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Meni San @meni.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Currently suffering from the worst bout of trapped wind since 1991
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Meni San @meni.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Just before the game started the American announcer pronounced Morocco like Mo' Money, Mo' Problems - Mo' Rocco #scotland #scovmar #morocco
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Just lying in bed doom scrolling, caught my reflection in the phone and realised I look like Andrew Mountbaton-Windsor in the back of a police car.
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Meni San @meni.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Been hit with the Mandela Effect and it's sending my head west. In the Young Ones, I swear Vyvyan says "YES, WE'VE GOT A *BLOODY* VIDEO" - but searched extensively for the clip from the episode 'Nasty' - it's not there. Googled it to find other people remember it, but it's not in the show 😬
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Meni San @meni.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Isabel Oakeshott claiming asylum in the first safe country she reaches, yeah?
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Meni San @meni.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Trailer for the new Leprechaun movie just dropped
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Meni San @meni.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Dog did a cock-shaped shit yesterday. Then was greeted by this on my windscreen this morning. Not sure what the universe is trying to tell me...
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Meni San @meni.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Next door have put their tree up
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Meni San @meni.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
I would like to publicly state for the record that I have NOT, now or ever, joined The Kaiser Chiefs
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Meni San @meni.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
I have been the victim of a DDoS (Distributed Delivery of Slander) attack orchestrated by the rogue state of Ron Mexico. I have instructed my lawyers. See you in the Hague, Ron
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 03/06/2025
Inside the plight of Blackburn Rovers: this is a call for football to do better | Rachel Dugdale
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Inside the plight of Blackburn Rovers: this is a call for football to do better | Rachel Dugdale
Decision to follow Reading in self-relegation came as a gut-punch – it’s time for proper investment and care in the sport
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Meni San @meni.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Pissbag imminent
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Meni San @meni.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
@digitallysquat.bsky.social Finally made it over
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Meni San @meni.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Alright mate x
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Meni San @meni.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Swedish Lonely Island banter lads #eurovision
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Meni San @meni.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
This would have gone down well in Blackburn nightclubs in the late 90s #denmark #eurovisiom
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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 12/05/2025
Normalise telling people their 'concerns' are not, in fact, 'legitimate'.
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Meni San @meni.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Clitheroe Beer Festival this weekend if you're out and about in the Ribble Valley - well worth checking out 👍
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 12/05/2025
"Keir Starmer to cap immigration at 0, blow up the arrivals terminals at all major UK airports and order the Royal Navy to shoot approaching vessels on sight - but in greatest Brexit betrayal yet, still refuses to allow us to hunt people with foreign vibes for sport! Only Farage can save us."
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Meni San @meni.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
This is the vibe I bring to the party
Furious Italian truffle hunter talking about things that piss him off
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Meni San @meni.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Not sure who the Bad Sex Dangers are in your life? Simply ask friends and family what they think about the Brand New tour announcement 👍
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Meni San @meni.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Just sat here waiting for the nurse to mispronounce my name like always
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Meni San @meni.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Me irl searching for the least soiled chair at the doctor's
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a screenshot of a video game with 1759 and 009 on the screen
ALT: a screenshot of a video game with 1759 and 009 on the screen
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b3ta @b3ta.com · 08/03/2025
Haha! Artist: Ninj b3ta.com/board/11415905 From the 'The Bondiverse' challenge b3ta.com/challenge/thebondiverse/po… #TheBondiverse
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Bluesky @bsky.app · 07/03/2025
Finally, social media that's billionaire-proof. ⚡ Bluesky's first IRL ads spotted in @boston.gov @mbta.com.
Digital billboard in Boston's subway station that reads: "Finally, social media that's billionaire-proof."
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Meni San @meni.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Whoever smelt it, dealt it
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rondelle hobbs @rondellehobbs.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
“stay out of the black and in the red - nothing in this game for two in a bed”
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Chess in Russia @chessinrussia.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
“Give it some minge”
Kier Starmer at the U.K. US press conference with the subtitle on screen “there’s a famous slogan in the United Kingdom”
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Meni San @meni.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Saw a man with the worst teeth I've ever seen in my life earlier
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Meni San @meni.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
GP surgery has just text saying I qualify for a 'free NHS health check' - they should just be honest, 'you're 40 now, it's time for the finger up your arse'
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Meni San @meni.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
@nicolasillybum.bsky.social Unclear as to whether this band are mocking us or not
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Pellicle @pelliclemag.com · 05/02/2025
Cask lovers, you're going to want to read this. This week, @petebrownbeer.bsky.social is on top form, telling the story of @burtonbridgebrew.bsky.social. “Tradition is the handing down of the flame and not the worshipping of ashes.” www.pelliclemag.com/home/2025/1/...
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A Torch In The Infinite — Burton Bridge Brewery in Burton upon Trent, Staffordshire — Pellicle
“Tradition is the handing down of the flame and not the worshipping of ashes.” It’s unclear who said this first, but Gustav Mahler, the Austro-Bohemian composer, said it best. He was supposedly parap...
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
I am a year into a journalism job after a degree and years of grafting to secure a career in journalism. My advice to anyone considering this line of work - do it if you want a peanut salary with a load of unpaid work in a dying industry.
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Meni San @meni.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Deleted my twitter
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Will Jennings📉🗳️ @drjennings.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Well, I guess we’ll just never know whether it was a Nazi salute or not…
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Meni San @meni.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Well i got like 100 scam DMs today. Thats pretty good. It could have been 200 or 1000. I guess theres no way to make this happen less often. The devs are doing their best. Its basically impossible to program a computer to do any thing
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cyrus @professorbutts.com · 22/12/2024
welcome to the cocktagon
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Roxy Hart @roxyhart.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
#TOTP
So place your handsOn my hole
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Meni San @meni.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Bring back the banhammer
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Justin Myers @theguyliner.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
I quite miss old messageboards with moderators popping in every two minutes to tell annoying dimwits to shut the fuck up or they would be ostracised.
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Meni San @meni.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Followed that lass who's listening to her late father's record collection on Insta but I'm not sure I can cope with how out of control her eyebrows are
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Meni San @meni.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Giles Coren must be stopped
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Meni San @meni.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
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Meni San @meni.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Me and Mrs San when I've eaten all the onions that came with the poppadoms
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Meni San @meni.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
People who order complicated af sandwiches when the queue is already massive in the butty shop #names
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