Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 11hyou know i think i will treat myself to getting my hair and nails done today before going out to a little birthday dinner tonight 131751 0
Kakistocracy of TERROR! 💀 @crankypacifist.bsky.social · 10hit's your unbirthday, treat yourself, girl 030 0
AndyC @andyc300.bsky.social · 10hSo, let me get this straight. Your plan is to find a kid having a birthday and steal their little dinner with your shiny new blood red talons glinting in the store light? 160 0
TAINTED MEAT @salarta.bsky.social · 9hDon’t lie you’re getting your hair and nails done to go to the gym 110 0
~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 10hhappy birthday morty, you're an inspiration to us all 050 0
Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 7hevery stylist ever: "you have so much hair, how will i defeat it" 6470 0
Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 10hnot my birthday! i am a heartless capricorn lol 5640 0
