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@melodia-calmante.bsky.social
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another Chicago gay who loves movies and music… groundbreaking

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a flying beagle @melodia-calmante.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
the two men in front of me did not appreciate my “there’s no mouth open so there’s a wait” joke for the long bathroom line at SoFo
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a flying beagle @melodia-calmante.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
got Gen Z stared at while changing into new undies at the gym
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a flying beagle @melodia-calmante.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’m the only one in Porter Robinson Worlds live tour Fellow Feeling merch at the Overmono show
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a flying beagle @melodia-calmante.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
GTA VI feels like a humiliation ritual for everyone involved, devs and players alike
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a flying beagle @melodia-calmante.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the man was in Twisters and Top Gun Maverick, what did we expect
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the tech industry is about to invent books
Andrew Yeung 
@andruyeung
X.com
We created gyms because modern day work no
longer required physical activity. Without exercise,
our muscles atrophy.
I predict we'll need gyms for our brains too, once Al
starts doing our knowledge work.
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a flying beagle @melodia-calmante.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
has there ever been a good remix since Porter Robsinon’s The Thrill remix
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a flying beagle @melodia-calmante.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
in desperate need of the release of ID1 from the Lane 8 Summer 2026 mixtape
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B @judi-hench.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Meme from Peaky Blinders. Cillian Murphy is instructing his men, "No hate-watching! No! Fucking! Hate! Watching!"
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a flying beagle @melodia-calmante.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
opted for the new phone upgrade program since it lowers my monthly payments and lets me skip a phone payment this month
meme that is captioned "halfway done paying off my box combo 😪🤲" that shows a Klarna screenshot of someone owing $8.26 over three payments on their $11.01 Raising Canes order
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a flying beagle @melodia-calmante.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
never underestimate how much I love a sweaty man. I need him DRENCHED
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a flying beagle @melodia-calmante.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
if there was a way to make your chest and tummy hairier I would 100% hop on that shit immediately
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a flying beagle @melodia-calmante.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the Drake song that interpolates Choosin’ Texas is worse than you think
screenshot of lyrics from Drake & Don Toliver's "Solar Eclipse":

She's from Texas, I can tell by the way
She grip on my wood grain
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a flying beagle @melodia-calmante.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
water has been in my ear all week :/
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caden cockburn @cadencockburn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
screenshot of google search "Is tweety a boy or girl"
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James O’Loughlin @jamesoloughlin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
If you're wondering why they don't go to court with their high paid lawyers for an easy win, it's because this allows Google to bribe Trump. All the big players are way over their skis on AI investment and are sure they will need a bailout at some point. It's 2009 but for tech instead of housing
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joe @shariauncle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
increasingly feels like my Perfectly Fine liberal arts education was an artifact grabbed fleeing a burning temple
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🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just speaking for film & TV there isn't really a job loss due to AI. It's been mostly due to successive punches of pandemic, streaming collapse, union strikes, studio consolidation and interest rates. This trend was in place way before Midjourney was pumping out pictures with 14 fingers.
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a flying beagle @melodia-calmante.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
planned to listen to Tinashe while above elevation but then she decided to scare the hoes on Flashbacks so I had to put a pause on that plan until I was back on the ground
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a flying beagle @melodia-calmante.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
walked into the bath house bear afternoon and they were handing out free slices of pizza
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a flying beagle @melodia-calmante.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
be honest is it obvious I was a Tumblr kid
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a flying beagle @melodia-calmante.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
>YouTube artist mix >deadmau5 >huh >wonder if first one is Strobe >clicks >Strobe
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a flying beagle @melodia-calmante.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
eatin good and gettin bigger :-)
shirtless selfie of me flexing my bicep
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 25/09/2026
All this discourse is just a distraction from the new Carly Rae Jepsen record
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a flying beagle @melodia-calmante.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I like how a TikTok that went “maybe don’t bring a noisy drink like iced coffee into an interview out of politeness” has turned into “HR will pull a gun out and shoot you on the spot if you think about caffeine”
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a flying beagle @melodia-calmante.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
did you guys see what The Onion posted earlier
picture of me flexing my bicep with a hairy armpit visible, above The Onion headline "American Medical Association: 'Huge Biceps Are Only Thing That Matters'"
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a flying beagle @melodia-calmante.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
loooooove the way yew flerht
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a flying beagle @melodia-calmante.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
TRAGEDY STRIKES: Brand New Sock (very comfy) from Birthday Gift Immediately Lost in Laundry Cycle
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 18/02/2025
Keith Haring animation for 'Sesame Street' (1993)
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a flying beagle @melodia-calmante.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
just saw a woman doing a full-blown makeup and hair check with her phone while sitting in the drivers seat of an automatic driving car. the car was sitting smack dab in the middle of the crosswalk and then made an illegal red light left
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a flying beagle @melodia-calmante.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
need to consult the texts to decide if this Meg Stalter album is camp or not
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I told Burt about the impact of diesel prices on staple goods and now he just keeps looking at me like this
Burt (small orange tabby boy) looking very concerned with big pupils
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a flying beagle @melodia-calmante.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
we got upgraded to pit :-)
photo of two wrists showing Phoebe Bridgers pit wristband and a ticket of nosebleed seats we were originally seated at
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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com · 25/05/2025
15-25 year old me: tee hee i love all the deaths in the final destination movies 40 year old me: this is what happens when you get rid of regulations and oversight. Everything is shoddily built and they’re cutting corners
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a flying beagle @melodia-calmante.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
@theranos.top have you seen this
Tumblr post

dicespider asked: Yo, heads up on the elizabeth holms post from 2014. Came out years ago that she was actually running a huge scam with the blood thing and is perhaps not so girlboss

mangonetics answered: You are an enemy to women
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a flying beagle @melodia-calmante.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I get why they call it 3LOL now
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Elizabeth Sandifer @eruditorumpress.com · 15/09/2026
The problem is that "while you weren't looking the tech industry was comprehensively taken over by a cult based around a piece of Harry Potter fanfic" is self-evidently an absolutely ridiculous claim that can't possibly have happened, which is a real problem given that it 100% did happen.
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a flying beagle @melodia-calmante.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
guys would you believe me if I said it was my birthday today
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A. Marmot 🌱 @aminus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
BREAKING: a whistleblower has just quit company wikiHow, warning that within ten years, advanced wikiHow illustrations may kill us all
wikihow tutorial illustration with a man in baseball cap and pink shirt partially crouching, hands on thighs, and pivoting counterclockwise as shown by red arrows. Caption reads, "how to discretely get your balls unstuck from your thigh"
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Dash Silva @dashsilva.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I love that this ever-so-slightly oppressive signage make it looks like Britain is living under the authoritarian dominion of Judy Garland’s brutal regime:
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The Golden Bolt @thegoldenbolt.com · 08/09/2026
Shit don't matter until they show us HD Richard
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Jake Grumbach @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Incredible story. And another huge example of why tenure protections for academics are important
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Tech companies don't even tell you what they do anymore, they just look at you like this
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a flying beagle @melodia-calmante.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I’ve been telling people to pay attention to him since he asked Elon Musk on stream to name three women, and when he refused, Connor said “I get it, I’ll name three of them: Grimes, Vivian, Ghislaine.” youtu.be/MPftKl1WdDw
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a flying beagle @melodia-calmante.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
need to get sandwiched by the unicorn security at ARC STAT
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a flying beagle @melodia-calmante.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Nirosta Steel being a shotacon degenerate on Xiaohongshu was not the news I expected to wake up to
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Marnie Shure @marnieshure.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Feeling very part of a community rn
My Bluesky feed is nothing but other people discussing the overly dramatic thunderstorms happening in Chicago
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Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
This kind of mixed use urban planning is illegal in America
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a flying beagle @melodia-calmante.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
facialhair cut friday
mirror selfie of me shirtless in my bathroom after trimming my beard. I am wearing shorts
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