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@melistired.bsky.social
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Writer, painter, frustrated gardener. Absolutely will never use AI. If you post AI images, I will block you. She/her.

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ToonHive @toonhive.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Cartoon Network launched 34 years ago today. A 5-part documentary celebrating its history and legacy will premiere on Adult Swim in 2027.
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Daniel Radosh @radosh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They're 100% gonna shut this down within a week
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Jon Cryer @mrjoncryer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Donald Trump must be removed from office and put on trial for this, the classified documents theft, the rampant corruption and multiple human rights violations.
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 26/09/2026
…even their "expensive" option was cheaper than damn near anything the u.s. offers. Holy shit we are a healthcare garbage fire in so many ways
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, working at a desk. A brain next to her says, "We need to take breaks!"
The second panel zooms in on Sarah's face. She is annoyed. She says, "What if I don't listen to you?"
The third panel shows the brain smiling.
The fourth panel shows the brain reaching towards a lever. The brain says, "I'LL MAKE YOU."
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Mel @melistired.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ah. Day two of weather-related headaches. The joy of being a human barometer never stops. 😖
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ShouXin手訫 @shouxin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Snowy kitten sketches today. White snow, little silhouettes, tiny footprints. They wander through the snow and somehow leave a little happiness behind. Hope this quiet scene brings you a little comfort. #shouxinsketch #petart #animalart #illustrationartists #pet #sketch #sketchdaily
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Mel @melistired.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I literally snort lol’d when I saw this pic. What a beauty of a butt! 😂
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In the first panel we see Sarah, the protagonist, next to a stick figure labeled “AI”. The stick figure says, “my outputs look just like yours now.”
The second panel zooms in on Sarah’s face. Above her we see text reading “I think”.
The third panel zooms in closer on Sarah’s face. Text above her reads “you missed”.
The fourth panel shows Sarah drawing happily in a sunlit room. The text above her reads “the point”.
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
This month's @motherjones.com cover is astounding. Reposted with alt text:
Cover of the September-October issue of Mother Jones Magazine: a white background with the words "50 years of fearless journalism" in black print, centered above the name/logo of the magazine in large Bright Red. Below that in black, the words "the southern strategy — jim crow was dead and buried. Then came the Roberts court."

And then, framing those words, there are two sets of robes: to the left, the simple black robes of the Judicial Branch of the United States Government, as a Supreme Court Justice might wear; to the right, the white robes and hood of the KKK.

A white person's hand with cuff of business suit and shirt visible, reaches into the scene from the right, poised to grab the Klan robes.
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Kevin Hearne @kevinhearne.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Dag nabbit (and other, far spicier curses) I loathe these techbro shenanigans The people who wanted it gone WANT IT GONE This is like RFK bringing back measles and giving us shit-yer-britches lettuce WE DON’T WANT AI IN OUR LIVES
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 19/09/2026
Jesus fucking christ people, vaccinate yourself and your damn kids if you're eligible
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ScrivenerApp @scrivenerapp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Unlike most apps these days, Scrivener does not use AI in any way. However, if you’re on a Mac, you may see an AI prompt. You can get rid of these in macOS26 and macOS27 - here’s how: buff.ly/EFj1Frx
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Mel @melistired.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Oh, what in the actual fuck, Colorado. Absolutely not.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I keep seeing videos of a guy who catches crabs and lobsters, cracks all the barnacles off them, puts a shrimp in their claws and throws them back. can you imagine. abducted by aliens but they just give you a spa day and hand you two hot dogs and let you go
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Mel @melistired.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
New cat! New Cat! NEW CAT!! (This article isn't paywalled but the previous post has a super cute video running at the top)
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Alex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Omg new cat just dropped www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/arti...
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Meet the First New Cat Species Discovered in 100 Years
A small, spotted tiger cat from Bolivia may just be the beginning of a wave of new small cat species.
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
OMG 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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MB @sugarcubedog.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Macklemore just announced he’s donating the $1 million he made from Sheeran’s tour to 6 organizations to support Palestinians and he’s asking Robert Kraft to match it. This is just the first part announcing it.
With everything that has happened over the last 48 hours, I want to bring the conversation back to where it belongs: to the Palestinian people who are still being killed, still living under military occupation, and still fighting for their freedom.
I will be donating the entire $1 million of my net earnings from Ed Sheeran's Loop Tour to six organizations working directly to support the Palestinian people. And I invite Robert Kraft to match my donation. Whatever we disagree about, perhaps we can agree on this: Palestinian lives are worth protecting. A Palestinian life is no less valuable than any other life on this earth.
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Phil Plait @philplait.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Very interesting, and good to know. I hope that learning about this leads to understanding, and understanding to acceptance.
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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"The horse made that guy fuck him a bunch of times and now he's an FBI field agent investigating Woke, because here in K-Pat's agency, we don't judge Great American horse fuckers, because they are victims of Socialist Woke Stallions." *slams a beer* *belches* *stares forever unblinking*
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Elizabeth Warren @warren.senate.gov · 15/09/2026
Here’s what’s happened to food safety under Trump and RFK Jr.
TRUMP AND RFK JR.’S FOOD SAFETY DISASTER

2024
Project 2025 calls for rolling back food regulations, including baby formula rules
2025
Food and Drug Administration workforce cut by about 20%
CDC loses 25% of its workforce, including staff from a key food-safety program
USDA eliminates two food-safety advisory committees
FDA suspends critical food-safety lab quality checks after staffing cuts
Foreign food safety inspections fall nearly 30%
2026
12,000+ sick, 500+ hospitalizations and 2 deaths from contaminated lettuce
160+ foods recalled so far, including baby formula
37.2 MILLION pounds of food recalled in the first half of 2026 – up 2,432% from last year
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 14/09/2026
holy shit this is so perfect
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Kate Holden @darthmongoose.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hey guys, if you're gonna share that one meme I made like a million years ago on Tumblr, share the original, not the horrible auto-smoothed traced version. Don't smooth out my angry, "it's 11 at night and I have FEELINGS ABOUT ART" hand wobbles, they're part of the piece!
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Maggie Vail @magicbeans.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I will always watch this, at least a dozen times, when it makes the rounds.
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Elle Cordova @ellecordova.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I am the very model of a modern day typographer I know the type tonalities from elegant to jocular I am a master tracker and my kerning is harmonical I know the sacred swatches and can name the hues Pantonical (Full version of Modern Day Typographer now on my YouTube channel)
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Modern Day Typographer - Elle Cordova
YouTube video by Elle Cordova
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Getting a lot of nice comments about the cinematography on this one. I think Steve Martin said the secret of comedy is: "be so good they can't ignore the lighting."
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 08/09/2026
Turns out you really do need food inspectors after all
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Elle Cordova @ellecordova.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I am the very model of a modern day typographer A font take on the tune “Modern Major General” by Gilbert & Sullivan #typography #fonts #graphicdesign
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Mel @melistired.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Glad I’m not much of a beef eater. Scratch another food product off the “should be safe to eat” list. 🙄
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Mel @melistired.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Always a favorite. …….also always accurate. *sigh*
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Steve King♿️ @stevemking.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Still the best
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 08/09/2026
The proto-Effin’ Birds was my Tumblr “Swear Trek”. It opened a lot of doors for me and I wouldn’t be where I am today without it. I don’t have plans to revive it (one daily comic is enough work), just wanted to thank it for getting me here on this 60th anniversary of Star Trek.
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Otis Redfoot @otisredfoot.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
So why would Canada even want to negotiate with this maniac. My god what an idiot.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
this is the kind of design costume designers make to tell you who are the bad guys in a space movie
Donald Trump posts an image on his Truth Social account. It shows a new uniform for US Space Force members, comprising of an all-black outfit with knee-high black leather boots, black cap, and minimalist looking suit.
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Everything is just impossibly dumb
Trump posts: Map of New Mexico with Mexico crossed out to read America
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KJ Charles @kjcharleswriter.com · 06/09/2026
If you're wondering why authors are getting so rabid here: First Anthropic stole our books. Then we got denied compensation because of US unjust copyright law and publishers failing to meet their contractual obligations. Then publishers and agents apparently claimed author shares. Now this.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 06/09/2026
This is absolutely amazing.
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𝕯𝖆𝖓🍂🎃🕸️ @arepublic86.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Charlotte Wainwright restoring and saving old/ancient books. www.wainwrightbookbinding.com
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Micah @rincewind.run · 05/09/2026
this man and his chin have given me so much joy in movies and tv over the years cancer can go to hell, man
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Army Of Darkness Bruce Campbell
Alt: Army Of Darkness Bruce Campbell gif of him saying “Klaatu… Verata…”
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I find it reprehensible that a mobile petting zoo would take animals they KNEW weren’t vaccinated into an assisted living facility. They exposed disabled and elderly people to rabies. Please keep spreading the word. If you were in North Carolina and around baby goats, contact your doctor:
cnn.com
Nearly 300 people exposed to goats with rabies at mobile petting zoo | CNN
Local health departments in North Carolina have evaluated hundreds of people for rabies after they interacted with baby goats that were part of a mobile petting zoo, according to the state Department ...
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 04/09/2026
GAAAAAAAHHHHH SO OVERWHELMING awesome BUT OVERWHELMING
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
HOLY SHIT DUDES fucking with the environment is now not just a sin (which Francis also said), it is classed as a direct fuck-you to God and a central tenet of the reasoning is the need to care for "our common home," i.e. you are morally obligated to think about the other people who also live here
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Vatican theological commission defines ‘sin against creation and the Creator’ in new document
The more than 29,000 word text calls for ecological conversion due to “sin against creation and the Creator.”
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Elle Cordova @ellecordova.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Rough Draft vs Final Draft
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⚫️🟣⚪️ Alahmnat 🟡🟣⚫️ @alahmn.at · 03/09/2026
Oh, whoever's running this knows exactly what they're doing, lol
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Robin Sevakis @jadedsketch.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Wile E. Coyote is doing a reddit AMA right now for Coyote vs ACME and strictly answering through signs, and it's genius.
Wile E Coyote in an office, pointing to a sign he's holding that reads "WE CANNOT JUDGE OUR WORTH ON THE WORK OF OTHERS"
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Mel @melistired.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
😍 Love me some tardigrades!
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