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Melissa Taylor

@melissamctastic.bsky.social
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Just happy to be here She/her Comedian, mom of humans and dogs, and progressive community organizer. Delegate to CADEM from AD41, SGV valley,

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WKMS @wkmsfm.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Vaccination is the best way to protect yourself against measles. For most adults, one shot of the MMR is considered enough protection. But there are certain situations that call for a second dose.
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Here's what to know if you're unsure about your measles immunity status
Vaccination is the best way to protect yourself against measles. For most adults, one shot of the MMR is considered enough protection. But there are certain situations that call for a second dose.
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Geoff Hutchison @geoffhutchison.net · 13/10/2026
This is infuriating. Previously, 200 measles cases would be a bad year for the entire country.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Trump's suit appears to be part of Jos. A. Bank's Traveler line. The suit is listed as having been made abroad using a wool-polyester-spandex blend. The company describes it as having the "ultimate stretch" and was designed to minimize body odor.
Trump wearing a blue suit on stage. He is flashing his jacket open, such that you can see the interior labels. One label says Jos. A. Bank. A product shot from Jos. A. Bank's website. This is from the Traveler line. It appears to match the label in Trump's suit. A photo from the product page touts that the suit is made from a new "fabric technology" that has "ultimate stretch performance" and "anti-microbial/ reduce moisture and odor" qualities. There is a photo of a man wearing the suit. From the product page: "Product Details & Care
Stay comfortable and confident with this Traveler® Collection suit separates jacket, powered by innovative 37.5 © technology. Designed to maintain your body's ideal microclimate, the fabric removes moisture at the vapor stage to keep you dry before sweat even forms. Plus, 37.5 helps absorb and trap odor molecules, keeping you fresh and ready for every occasion. Offering maximum mobility with built-in stretch, this jacket moves effortlessly with you throughout your day. As part of the suit separates collection, it allows you to customize your fit by selecting jacket, vest, and pant sizes individually, ensuring a tailored look that's perfect for you.
Traditional Fit
Two button
Natural stretch fabric
Water- and stain-resistant
Performance stretch lining
66% wool, 30% 37.5 polyester, 4% spandex
Dry clean only
Imported

Shipping and returns
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Shop worry-free knowing returns are free on every purchase. Return within 90 days from original date of purchase at any Jos. A. Bank store or by mail at no cost. See our Return Policy for more details."
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Hayes Brown @hayesbrown.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
10 years ago today, the Obama admin dropped what it predicted would be a major bombshell: Russia was meddling in the 2016 election A few hours later, the Access Hollywood tape and left the carefully worded statement all but forgotten until after Trump’s victory www.buzzfeednews.com/article/haye...
"When we rolled that out on Oct. 7, we thought this would get a huge amount of pickup and play and be a catalyzing moment for the country, when the United States government — the intelligence community and DHS — announced jointly that Russians were trying to hack our election," Ned Price, then the chief spokesperson for the National Security Council (NSC), told BuzzFeed News.

"A colleague of mine at another department was on the phone with a reporter, who was asking him questions about the statement," Price said. "My colleague then recalled hearing from the reporter, ‘Oh my god. I’ll have to call you back.'"

One hour after the statement dropped, the Washington Post published the 2005 "grab them by the pussy" tape. Less than half an hour later, WikiLeaks began dumping a new series of emails, this time hacked from the account of John Podesta, Clinton’s campaign chairman.

The reporter never called back.
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Melissa Taylor @melissamctastic.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
SCIENCE
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Melissa Taylor @melissamctastic.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Don’t taunt me with this Hopey Changy shit.
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Melissa Taylor @melissamctastic.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
AI go fuck yourself.
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Fuck Yourself Go Fuck Yourself
Alt: John Goodman from the film Argo drinking a class of scotch and talking to someone saying “Argo fuck yourself.”
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Sammi @sammiwells.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Don't worry. Whenever she finally leaves office she'll admit she was wrong in her book that tries to sanitize her image and make herself look like a reasonable, yet flawed, human being.
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Melissa Taylor @melissamctastic.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh he will just by his mere existence but he’s not going to mess up the opportunity to have a world stage.
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Melissa Taylor @melissamctastic.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Plus he’s not wanting to ruin the Olympics.
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Shepherd @neolithicsheep.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
HELLO MY FELLOW CALIFORNIA RESIDENTS IT IS TIME TO ANNOY THE RURAL AREAS OF THE STATE AGAIN
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 06/10/2026
... is Kash trying to hire him?
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😳 Andrew Tate allegedly had Bestiality porn with horse and eel, videos of minors.
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Melissa Taylor @melissamctastic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
To all my friends who used to tweet 1,000 times a day but didn’t participate in Bluesky or threads or Facebook: what’s it like? What’s it like to just live.
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Melissa Taylor @melissamctastic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Never in my lifetime did I think I would see the words “Kansas is in play”.
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🌬Breeze @cool-summer-breeze.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is the Stolen Neighbors Quilt. Each of the 11,000 squares represents a person taken by ICE in Minnesota.
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Rude Law Dog @esghound.com · 25/09/2026
Mark Halperin: "While public polls are horrendous for Republicans, the private ones are worse." archive.is/tRiq8
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Sickos Haha Yes
ALT: Sickos Haha Yes
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The Editorial Board @editorialboard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
6. And why risk pushing *your own people* off their health insurance. According to the Kaiser Family Foundation, more than 75 percent of Obamacare enrollees live in states that the president won in 2024. www.kff.org/quick-insigh...
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More Than 3 in 4 ACA Marketplace Enrollees Live in States Won by President Trump in 2024
As Democrats push for an extension of the ACA’s enhanced premium tax credits, new data from KFF show the extent to which states won by Trump in 2024 have come to rely on the ACA Marketplaces and the t...
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The Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 24/09/2026
Talarico on trans athletes: “I’m always going to stand up to politicians who bully kids to score political points. My faith teaches me that every child is made in the image of God…I’ll always fight to make sure our student athletes and every sport is safe and fair. Those are not mutually exclusive.”
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Melissa Taylor @melissamctastic.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
When she started getting cozy with JRK/ House-in-Habit that told me all I needed to know about her values…
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Melissa Taylor @melissamctastic.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
May I suggest stand up?
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Melissa Taylor @melissamctastic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My favorite SNL SKETCH
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Melissa Taylor @melissamctastic.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
All I can think about is Bike-riding Biden who was mercilessly teased about his age and this man looks like at any moment he will clutch his heart and collapse.
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Melissa Taylor @melissamctastic.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Impressed as hell.
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Lisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him. His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time.  I sued them for wrongful termination and won. So yes, I know that motherfucker. 
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Melissa Taylor @melissamctastic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Okay, but how did you respond?
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Melissa Taylor @melissamctastic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Two times this week the punch line I was searching for came to me in the middle of the night, awoke me from sleep. Comedian achievement unlocked.
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
In high school, Graham Platner was voted Most Likely to Fetterman, which was odd because no one knew what that meant at the time
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Melissa Taylor @melissamctastic.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You think Ed is worried about the world tour?
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Melissa Taylor @melissamctastic.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If you live in LA, I have a funny show with the talented @anylaurie16.bsky.social this Saturday and I would love to see your face. www.eventbrite.com/e/comedy-com...
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Comedy Comedy
BIG NAMES. LITTLE NAMES. UNKNOWN NAMES. Just funny. Welcome to one of LA’s hottest independent stand-up comedy nights at Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
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Justin Avery Smith @justinaverysmith.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Not these 2 spending their 2026 reviving the argument that gingers have no souls
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I guess I want Kamala to run again then?
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Sally Field will always be just a little bit cringe and that's exactly how things are supposed to be. #Emmys
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Melissa Taylor @melissamctastic.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
May I remind congress of this
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Wagatwe Wanjuki @wagatwe.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
cancel culture was never real
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Rep. Jasmine Crockett Honors Chris Brown, Usher at Texas Concert
Rep. Jasmine Crockett took a break from battling it out in D.C. to give Chris Brown and Usher their flowers ... literally putting their careers into the Congressional Record during their Texas tour st...
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Melissa Taylor @melissamctastic.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I literally texted a friend saying, I forgot how to read because this doesn’t say what I think it does, does it?
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Rae-nah @raenahnyc.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Yeah. I respect Jasmine Crockett, but she is completely WRONG for this!
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Melissa Taylor @melissamctastic.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I don’t think I thank my parents enough for vaccinating me.
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Melissa Taylor @melissamctastic.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ready for a documentary about the history of the NYC subway.
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Chuck the Vampire Slayer 🧛🏻 @sazeracla.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Can we please have more people yelling at this POS? Please?
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A Meatwad on Elm Street @wrenispinkle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
These are the beautiful creatures the US cattle industry and Trump Administration want rounded up and slaughtered so the ranchers can continue to graze their livestock on public lands for basically free
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Melissa Taylor @melissamctastic.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Good grief.
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Melissa Taylor @melissamctastic.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
All I thought about while reading this was seven men murdered their families while the Lindsay Clancy trial was taking place, and the rights takeaway is “women are too emotional to vote because they showed empathy towards Clancy.” @jessicavalenti.bsky.social jessica.substack.com/p/lindsey-cl...
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The Real Stakes of the Lindsay Clancy Gender War
Conservatives are using a Massachusetts murder case to argue for an end to women’s voting rights
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Prof. Eliot Jacobson @climatecasino.net · 10/09/2026
Your 'moment of doom' for Sept. 10, 2026 ~ Until 2027 "August 2026 was a remarkable month in the global climate record. It was both the warmest August and the warmest month ever recorded, with global temperatures reaching 1.65°C above pre-industrial levels." climate.copernicus.eu/copernicus-a...
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Copernicus: August was the world’s joint hottest month on record, pushing global temperatures back above 1.5°C above pre-industrial levels
August 2026 was the joint warmest month ever recorded, tied with July 2023.
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Melissa Taylor @melissamctastic.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This is easily preventable if gun owners lock and secure their firearms. Ultimately the parents are at fault here.
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Melissa Taylor @melissamctastic.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
$5,000 a seat is too low.
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Melissa Taylor @melissamctastic.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
We got a real media man calling the lies out! Trust Ryan.
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Melissa Taylor @melissamctastic.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I’m reading the book called Comedy Book and he has an entire chapter of how comedy handled 9/11. Who was too soon? Who hit the moment just right (not Gilbert G) but like..man what a time it was to be able to physically feel other people’s feelings.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
🤷🏼😕
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Khashoggi's Ghost @urocklive1.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Add to the very long list of things to fix is make the Hatch Act criminally enforceable. And by any state the law is broken in. And there's a long list of people who need to be impeached.
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Melissa Taylor @melissamctastic.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
That hip pop 😍
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