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Justin Avery Smith @justinaverysmith.bsky.social · 21h

2019 was 12 months ago. 2024 was 6 months ago. I will not be elaborating because I’m right.

Justin Avery Smith @justinaverysmith.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

To whatever YouTuber needs to read this… I didn’t click on your video because your AI thumbnail isn’t nearly as compelling as you think it is

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Justin Avery Smith @justinaverysmith.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I mostly operate out of a loft above a garage so performing in basements isn’t always easy for me due to the change in air pressure

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Justin Avery Smith @justinaverysmith.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Sydney Sweeney is basically “fetch“ for right wing gooners. They keep trying to make it happen even though it’s not going to happen.

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Justin Avery Smith @justinaverysmith.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Remember that time Picard basically took ChatGPT’s suggestion on how to avoid a collision and it ended up destroying the ship?

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Justin Avery Smith @justinaverysmith.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The reputation of gingers took a hit this year thanks to Ed Sheeran and Rupert Grint. The reputation of Ohio is now taking hits thanks to Taylor Swift, JD Vance and the threat of a Glee reboot. As a ginger born in Akron, someone needs to make sure Gates McFadden is okay.

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Justin Avery Smith @justinaverysmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I have always felt so much more safe around trans people than I have around frat bros, like, it’s not even close.

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Justin Avery Smith @justinaverysmith.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I will never understand supporting the side of history that doesn’t have Ms. Rachel

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Justin Avery Smith @justinaverysmith.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Few feelings of joy compare to that of seeing someone from MAGA has deleted their socials

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Justin Avery Smith @justinaverysmith.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I swear Gal Gadot takes her acting cues from 🌽 stars

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Justin Avery Smith @justinaverysmith.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I remember reading the FAQ page about celebrity photo ops at a convention a few years ago and it told people to keep their hands above the waist. I don’t know why I was surprised that the organizers felt that was something they needed to be addressed.

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Justin Avery Smith @justinaverysmith.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

“Gary Oldman and Christian Bale can truly disappear into their roles. They should do a movie together.” - Me just now, forgetting the Dark Knight Trilogy exists

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Justin Avery Smith @justinaverysmith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

“Heaven has a plan for you” I went to bed at 9 PM and fell asleep at 2 AM. I don’t know where that plan came from but it doesn’t feel heavenly.

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Justin Avery Smith @justinaverysmith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

What it feels like to not post every ‘Beggars’ joke that pops into your head

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Justin Avery Smith @justinaverysmith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

You’d be surprised how much you can accomplish creatively as long as you’re will to never sleep again

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Justin Avery Smith @justinaverysmith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

“It’s nice going out and talking to real people.” - me after listening to an anti-vaxxer lament about ANTIFA protests funded by George Soros

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Justin Avery Smith @justinaverysmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I have always felt so much more safe around trans people than I have around frat bros, like, it’s not even close.

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Justin Avery Smith @justinaverysmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If those 7 young men got accepted into Cornell, I shudder to think who they turned down

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Justin Avery Smith @justinaverysmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Comedy is great because I can think to myself “What if Gandalf owned a strip club?” And show a room full of strangers how I think that would play out

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Justin Avery Smith @justinaverysmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Sharing a birthday with Hilary Duff and Star Trek the next generation is almost enough to make me believe the rumors that Heaven has a plan for me

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Justin Avery Smith @justinaverysmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The Simpsons predicted lesbian bar death traps

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Justin Avery Smith @justinaverysmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Today is the 1 year anniversary of my 30th anniversary!

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Justin Avery Smith @justinaverysmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

It says a lot about the world we live in that I, a queer man living on Massachusetts, am having a hard time keeping up with the lesbian bar discourse

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Justin Avery Smith @justinaverysmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I love watching a bad movie right after watching a great movie because doing it in that order makes me feel like I’ve earned it

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Justin Avery Smith @justinaverysmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Comedy is great because I can think to myself “What if Gandalf owned a strip club?” And show a room full of strangers how I think that would play out

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Justin Avery Smith @justinaverysmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

“It’s my birthday weekend. I’m gonna treat myself.” - Me just before ordering a mushroom pizza at a pub

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Justin Avery Smith @justinaverysmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Why did we ever refer to them as “Grammar Nazis”? I don’t recall a Nazi who burned a book over bad punctuation.

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Justin Avery Smith @justinaverysmith.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Remember when everyone got arrested during a Drag Off on The Drew Carey Show and we all laughed at how silly that was?

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Justin Avery Smith @justinaverysmith.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I never wanted to try in the first place

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Justin Avery Smith @justinaverysmith.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I already know one of my greatest accomplishments of 2026 will be all the posts I made that got a like from Wil Wheaton

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Justin Avery Smith @justinaverysmith.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

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Justin Avery Smith @justinaverysmith.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Star Trek had a Netanyahu stand in all the way back in 1969

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Justin Avery Smith @justinaverysmith.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Good thing this exchange from Star Trek 4 sounds nothing like what certain people in 21st century Earth are saying right now

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Biggie @biggienotsmalls.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Should be reposted every month....

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ʀʏᴀɴ ᴛʜᴏᴍᴀꜱ ʀɪᴅᴅʟᴇ 🇵🇭 🏳️‍🌈 @ryanthomasriddle.com · 24/09/2026

I hate to do this, but one remote gig job offboarded me after only a couple weeks. Haven't worked much at my sub gig and another one has yet to start. So if you're inclined and enjoyed my posts, please consider a small mutal aide to tide me over: paypal.me/ryanthomasri... Thank you!

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Punk on Bus Lives!🚍📻 @punkonbuslives.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Happy Dolly Parton Day (9/25) to all who celebrate! And no comments from the peanut gallery about it really being 25/9. Dolly Parton was American through and through.🤣

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Justin Avery Smith @justinaverysmith.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Remember when everyone got arrested during a Drag Off on The Drew Carey Show and we all laughed at how silly that was?

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Justin Avery Smith @justinaverysmith.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I never wanted to try in the first place

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TrekMovie.com @trekmovie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

OTD: "The Best of Both Worlds Part II" premieres, ending the longest summer ever for Next Gen fans, who had been waiting for it eagerly ever since Riker ended season 3 with the word "Fire" three months earlier.

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Justin Avery Smith @justinaverysmith.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

For the past 10 years Jill Stein has consistently been on the frontlines fighting hard to preserve her grift

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Justin Avery Smith @justinaverysmith.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I already know one of my greatest accomplishments of 2026 will be all the posts I made that got a like from Wil Wheaton

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Justin Avery Smith @justinaverysmith.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Good thing this exchange from Star Trek 4 sounds nothing like what certain people in 21st century Earth are saying right now

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Justin Avery Smith @justinaverysmith.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

It can’t be said enough. The Fifth Element would make a great musical.

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Justin Avery Smith @justinaverysmith.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

What's your fake STAR TREK academic paper? "The effects of merging with an anaphasic life form" (Starfleet Medical, Beverly Crusher, 2371)

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Justin Avery Smith @justinaverysmith.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

“Why do I never have time to write?.” - me after cleaning my place from top to bottom for 12 hours to avoid writing

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Justin Avery Smith @justinaverysmith.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Read the room? No thanks, I’ll just watch the movie.

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Justin Avery Smith @justinaverysmith.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I wanna say that salary is a typo, but given the job and location, this is depressingly believable

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