Reposted by Melinda Salisburyrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 02/10/2026with all respect: i'm losing touch with what AI does because i have no interest in it and it's not my business. nobody worries about me losing touch with developments in particle physics or artificial bull insemination. it's not my fault the richest guys on earth want me to make their toy my life 462369355
Melinda Salisbury @melindasalisbury.com · 02/10/2026I eat their queen chickpeas straight from the jar with a dessert spoon. I don't know what they put in them and I don't care. I only know if I don't eat a jar every three days everything is terrible 030
Reposted by Melinda SalisburyWajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 02/10/2026www.axios.com/2026/10/02/p...axios.comPope Leo says AI lacks the "spark of humanity" — and wants artists and the church to fight backThe church and artists must ally, he said, "to safeguard our humanity." 1255187
Melinda Salisbury @melindasalisbury.com · 02/10/2026On the way home and deliberately not looking at the foxes who pause when they see me so they think I haven't seen them and they're mad stealthy and sly. I want the local foxes to feel they're good at being foxes 1182
Reposted by Melinda SalisburyRazzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit 465142352843
Melinda Salisbury @melindasalisbury.com · 01/10/2026I had my first mince pie yesterday. I'm ready to look festiveward 110
Melinda Salisbury @melindasalisbury.com · 30/09/2026I briefly shared a lift with Pamela Anderson but then her security team made everyone get out so she could have it to herself 000
Melinda Salisbury @melindasalisbury.com · 30/09/2026With one hand, JCO giveth and with the other, JCO taketh 010
Melinda Salisbury @melindasalisbury.com · 30/09/2026I cannot tell you how much my day improves when I open my email and see JP Brammer has written a new post 0211
Melinda Salisbury @melindasalisbury.com · 30/09/2026I'm not allowed to use DMs because I wouldn't show them my ID, so please can I email you instead? 110
Melinda Salisbury @melindasalisbury.com · 30/09/2026I would love to claim a copy of Ghost Wall! I had a copy and lent it to a man and never got it back! 110
Melinda Salisbury @melindasalisbury.com · 30/09/2026If I was rich I'd buy all the vaccines and have them whenever I wanted. That would be my weird billionaire quirk 000
Melinda Salisbury @melindasalisbury.com · 30/09/2026I got my Covid jab today and I had my flu jab last week, so I think all I need now is the rabies jab and I'll feel safe for 1-3 weeks 130
Melinda Salisbury @melindasalisbury.com · 30/09/2026This is Executive Level thinking. I am honoured you've shared this with me 010
Melinda Salisbury @melindasalisbury.com · 30/09/2026I guess I'll have to buy some more to top it up! 110
Reposted by Melinda SalisburyCethan Leahy @cethanleahy.com · 30/09/2026I think we underrate that JCO came up in 20th century New York literary circles where everyone said five most devastating insults before breakfast and as one of the last one standing, her competition is guys who get sad if their chatbot isn't sufficiently nice to them. 202658484
Reposted by Melinda SalisburyLouie Stowell @louiestowell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I'm genuinely wondering if the person who wrote this is in one of my author chat groups cos jesus it's an assemblage of everything that's been said in there. Well, not everything. Sometimes we talk about dogs. www.thebookseller.com/comment/who-...thebookseller.comWho holds publishers to their promises?We need accountability for the gap between what publishers promise to authors and what they deliver 5247
Melinda Salisbury @melindasalisbury.com · 30/09/2026I'm out of library books and none of my loans are in so I'm going to have read a book from the pile of unread books I own, like a rube 290
Melinda Salisbury @melindasalisbury.com · 30/09/2026Woke up with the realisation that when you say "Taipei Story" aloud it sounds like "Type A Story" and hot diggity damn if that isn't a tremendous introduction to our main character 020
Melinda Salisbury @melindasalisbury.com · 29/09/2026I'm reading R.F. Kuang's Taipei Story and there's a bit where the MC visits an exhibition comparing steeping tea to the birth of creation: organic matter steeped in primordial soup and life sprang forth, ergo steeping is a genesis. So every time I take a bath, I'm getting back to my primordial roots 030
Melinda Salisbury @melindasalisbury.com · 29/09/2026Well, well, well, if it isn't segue, my old nemesis 130
Melinda Salisbury @melindasalisbury.com · 29/09/2026I keep having to explain that I don't need something acting as a go-between for me and my life because I'm actually quite keen on living it. It isn't a series of goals to be achieved or completed - everything I do makes up who I am. I don't want to outsource any part of my life to something else 1120
Melinda Salisbury @melindasalisbury.com · 29/09/2026We're being held hostage by men who never learned how to be people 010
Melinda Salisbury @melindasalisbury.com · 29/09/2026I truly think sunk cost fallacy is one of the biggest and most underestimated threats to us as indivuals and a collective society 130
Melinda Salisbury @melindasalisbury.com · 29/09/2026Don't know about yous, but I'm getting a little bored of the "Oh no! Our AI did something completely on its own and it's going to kill us all and the only way to stop it is to give us more money. That's the only way. The one way. Please. More money. You'll definitely get a return, swear down." 1101
Melinda Salisbury @melindasalisbury.com · 28/09/2026Obviously all the windows are opened for at least five minutes in the morning for Lüften, I'm not an animal 020
Melinda Salisbury @melindasalisbury.com · 28/09/2026Down to only the bedroom window open all the time now. The season's turnin' 130
Melinda Salisbury @melindasalisbury.com · 28/09/2026This has nothing to do with anything but I'm tired of it being in my head: I despise the term 'fake news'. I think it's ugly and infantalising 020
Melinda Salisbury @melindasalisbury.com · 27/09/2026I think of this all the time! I work so hard to get my characters into situations where their phones can't help them because they're such a plot-killer if they're fudged around and honestly, so much of this book could have been solved by a secret recording made in a pocket when people gobbed off! 100
Melinda Salisbury @melindasalisbury.com · 27/09/2026There are three particular scenes where if someone had the brains to use their phone for something other than texting, they'd have had all the evidence they needed to deal with the situation at hand! 110
Melinda Salisbury @melindasalisbury.com · 27/09/2026So listen, I finished THE KEEPER and I loved it BUT I am very stuck on the fact they live in this world and have cell phones and know about Reddit and Snapchat and data centres but at no point in time did anyone think to use their phone to either audio record or video anything that went down 120
Melinda Salisbury @melindasalisbury.com · 26/09/2026BUT, talking of cheese, I've some Pevensey Blue I liberated from my friends' fridge (they're off to Greece) and I've potato cakes, so I feel like there will be Pevensey Blue cheesy leeks on potato cakes in my future 030
Melinda Salisbury @melindasalisbury.com · 26/09/2026I don't like the spelling of cheesy at all now. It doesn't look right 110
Reposted by Melinda SalisburyEd Morrish @edmorrish.com · 26/09/2026paranormal podcaster: today i’m speaking to a man who says he regularly feels the presence of spirits. mysteriously, two of them appear to be related - a father, and a son. i’m meeting him today in his place of work. richard, hi. catholic priest: sorry what kind of podcast did you say this was? 029862
Melinda Salisbury @melindasalisbury.com · 26/09/2026Cauliflower cheese = good Cheesy leeks = better 100
Melinda Salisbury @melindasalisbury.com · 26/09/2026Any pub that does a lamb roast gets an automatic 7/10 before I've even sat down. Every pub that includes a Yorkshire pudding regardless of meat starts with an automatic 5/10 110
Melinda Salisbury @melindasalisbury.com · 26/09/2026All the local pubs posting about their Sunday roasts starting up again from tomorrow, so I think it's time I finally put in motion my idea of trying them all and creating the definitive Hastings Roast Ranking 150
Melinda Salisbury @melindasalisbury.com · 26/09/2026I'm going to double fist IKEA hotdogs. Mustard on one, ketchup on the other, and as I sit in front of the interviewer I'll lock eyes with them and slowly press the hotdogs together so the mustard and ketchup mix, before I take a bite from each; an allegory for me and the company coming together 000
Melinda Salisbury @melindasalisbury.com · 25/09/2026I've never seen a villain origin story being born before. This was an honour 140
Reposted by Melinda SalisburyDave Rudden @daveruddenwrites.bsky.social · 25/09/2026My five year old has the soul of Orson Welles. We were outside school and he 'put a kiss in my pocket for later.' Extremely touched by this, I gave him two back. He dug out the second one, THEATRICALLY CRUSHED IT IN HIS FIST and said 'one is enough.' 573316428
Melinda Salisbury @melindasalisbury.com · 25/09/2026I loved the Dublin Murder series but the Ardnakelty books have my heart 000
Melinda Salisbury @melindasalisbury.com · 25/09/2026Notable how my tea consumption switches from mint to breakfast when I'm in the throes of a Tana French novel 110