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yaoi gagarin

@mel.bzky.team
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 3h
yo guys check this out
me sideways in boot cut jeans
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 4h
ME AND WHO AND WHO
boymoder anne hathatway in a poster for twelfth night kissing a woman who is stabbing a man looking like a young columbo leaning on her shoulder
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 5h
also for people trying to work out if OP is a troll post because surely nobody could actually be that bad: temper your expectations of your fellow man.
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 6h
how im talking to guys who buy womens jeans
you have a fat ass tho and youre funny tbh i dont get why you arent taken you must be really mentally ill
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 6h
i am going to kms somebody else
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 06/10/2026
if you look like this ill let you do whatever you want to me i dont even care
the protagonist of resident evil, a white man in a flannel jacket and a mop haired blonde nothing haircut
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 06/10/2026
i feel so alive rn
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 06/10/2026
something is cooking in the conservative mind
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 06/10/2026
like what was going on here
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 06/10/2026
the end of my anglophilia has some people in tatters
can you go back to objectifying english boys i preferred that
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 04/10/2026
above post except altered to be me
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 04/10/2026
sure we may all be caught in a total trashfire timeline but im still so fucking happy that i was alive and on twitter to see this post live and in colour
thatwineguy on twitter: nothing better than hashtag red wine. except maybe hashtag men. hashtag yep. hashtag imgay. over a selfie and a rainbow wine glass
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 03/10/2026
ambiguously gendered individual on her way to board game night
Mel in a jacket and burgundy top
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 03/10/2026
Fiennesheads everywhere for those with eyes to see
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 03/10/2026
ok this is my preliminary map for where one might find schleswigs or holsteins in the US. most of these are holsteins rather than schleswigs but what can you do. also not marked on the map but the Hamburgs here would either be Chicagoland area or New York Citayyyy
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 03/10/2026
reminder‼️
mel having a somewhat visible hourglass figure
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 02/10/2026
kinda hair texture and volume that makes my investment advisor tell me I'm leaving money on the table by not becoming a puppygirl
a Mel at max floof
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 02/10/2026
at least my hair is only mostly fucked up rn
Mel with mostly fucked up haur
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 02/10/2026
okay here's the actual funeral fit, does this go or will I get into [Judith Butler Voice] gender trouble
Mel in a blazer and skirt with stockings and a black handbag
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 02/10/2026
guy pointing at a blackboard aaying nothing ever happens
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 02/10/2026
try estrogen (?)
pretransition Mel being blonde and wearing a jumpercurrent day Mel in a tank top
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 02/10/2026
FUCK
google query asking whether panic attacks burn calories, showing that they do not
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 02/10/2026
at least this one is kind of funny. i suppose i cant blame someone for dyslexia
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 02/10/2026
also just in: the rapist has a loving partner! he is a safe person to be around now
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 02/10/2026
also it turns out that yes; this is who she wants to be in the morning
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 02/10/2026
bluesky dot gov
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 02/10/2026
i mean i understand the colours and all but why does the transmasc pride flag have the teletubby sun in the middle
flag of argentina
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 02/10/2026
okay schools arent enough we need The Contraption
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 02/10/2026
open the schools‼️
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 01/10/2026
all-time heavyweight champion
duchamps urinal
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 01/10/2026
looking back through the short story i started writing when i was crashing out about the afghan-pakistani war and i cant believe i didnt realize this whole thing was about my dad when i first wrote it like cmon
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 01/10/2026
the unselfish reasons:
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 01/10/2026
nicked a blazer off me sister, how trans does it make me look
same fit as below but with a blazer
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 01/10/2026
funeral fit. not out to everyone there so i picked something gender neutral. worried the skirt is too short
mel in a skirt and black shirt and leggings
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 01/10/2026
he just looks so polite and unassuming yknow
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 01/10/2026
they dont let young men look like this anymore
cis era mel with curly hair
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 01/10/2026
ok but like actually for once
warren buffet: freak the fuck out and panic sell everything right now. its fucking over
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 01/10/2026
dude holy fucking shit
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 30/09/2026
bus with one depressed and one happy character. the depressed one says the world is harsh cruel and unforgiving and is wearing clown makeup. the happy one, wearing a doctors coat, says great clown pagliacci is in town yay
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 30/09/2026
me, a neurotic brunette with bisexual leanings and a history of disordered eating: oh i should read sally rooney i bet this will do nothing in particular to me the Irish Boyfriend Industrial Complex:
capitalist grinning
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 30/09/2026
origin of the phrase
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 30/09/2026
if nothing else these results show im followed by fewer gay men and straight women than id like
results of the poll below with the results being 83% 3% and 14% respectively
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 30/09/2026
these results are borderline nonsensical i know for a fact most of you are lying
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 30/09/2026
ok since the vast majority of respondents seem really terribly misled here's a reminder that i look like this
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 30/09/2026
me [september 2016]: wow society sure is incrementally getting better, i cant wait to see what it'll be like in ten years me [now]:
cosplayer smoking with a despondent lookwoman in a maid dress drinking and smoking next to an akcosplayer drinking in bed
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 30/09/2026
youre straight??
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 29/09/2026
germany: oh nein! our 10 year bond yields are above 3.5 per zent, zis is apokalyptisch! US treasury:
spongebob chainsmoking and drinking
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 29/09/2026
the demiurge creating the material universe:
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 29/09/2026
RETVRN
doug dimmadome owner of the dimsdale dimmadome. hes a mustachioed man in a silly tall cowboy hat
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 29/09/2026
in the immortal words of President Khatami:
iranian president khatami on CNN saying most americans have read alexis de tocqueville
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