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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 4h

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if i end up bleaching my hair blonde this is gonna be the reason

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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 5h

uhm. actually it isnt embarRassing

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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 5h

or misspelling embarrassment...

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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 5h

sorry but if you think im attractive you have to tell me, not bc id believe you but bc thats an embarrassing thing to admit to

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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 6h

2026 THUNDERDOME CONTINUES

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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 01/04/2026

this recession has gone TOO FAR

McDonalds sign reading we are currently out of boy toys sorry for the inconvenience

McDonalds drinks sign reading sorry out of cock

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ambiguously gendered individual on her way to board game night

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now you might wonder how i would do that as an afghan trans woman who hates america and the military. but i would ask you to consider: what if the humiliation kink is strong enough to overcome all of that

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guys should i run for congress as a republican

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like he routinely forgets about the compliment part of the backhanded compliment its genuinely peak comedy

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every trump statement on paxton is like "well hes a longstanding republican and you cant argue with that but also his suit is stupid and his face is ugly and you couldnt pay me to be in a room with him, which is impressive because i am really bribable, even the MOST bribable, as some have said "

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one of the really impressive things about ken paxton is that he is so uniquely shit that even trump calling him stupid doesnt move the needle anymore

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its genuinely so fucking funny to me that all the "uhm all modern art is shit, what happened to having artists get classically trained for 25 years to paint religious art in the style of the old masters" guys are pro AI slop now

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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 11h

sure we may all be caught in a total trashfire timeline but im still so fucking happy that i was alive and on twitter to see this post live and in colour

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100 jahre nuklearer winter in den weststaaten

yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 11h

if i get my will by 2031 westdeutschland will no longer exist as a landmass

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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

its okay to sincerely like things

cover of THIS PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE GETS ME OFF IN A FUN AND SINCERE WAY BECAUSE IT’S OKAY FOR PEOPLE TO ENJOY POPULAR THINGS WITHOUT BEING SHAMED FOR THE PERCEIVED “BASICNESS” OF THEIR BEVERAGE CHOICES featuring a ladybuck on the left with red hair lookin confident in her beverage choice. on the right is a to-go cup from coffee shop ALSO lookin good

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Read Settlers da Silva @cyberstalin.bsky.social · 16h

If I found out my coworker raped someone, am I only allowed to be upset if their victim tells me to be? Are you all this servile?

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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 23h

LOSING THE TRUE CROSS IN BATTLE ASS POOR OMEN

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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 23h

THEY HAD SOLDIERS TENDING TO A RELIC AND THEN THEY LOST IT. THE LAST TIME THIS SHIT HAPPENED IT WAS THE MIDDLE EAST AND THEY WERE FIGHTING LITERALLY SALADIN

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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 23h

me, an idiot: the civ games are so unrealistic. there would never be a scenario where one nation forgot to upgrade one of their units causing them to run medieval warrior monks into platoons of modern soldiers the bespoke consensus reality we all inhibit:

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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 04/10/2026

THEY HATE TO SEE LIL GUYS BE WHIMSICAL

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SURELY I CANT BE EXPECTED TO FIGHT MY WAY THROUGH ALL OF GAWED AND ESCANN JUST TO GO KOBOLD MODE

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I SAY THIS ON A DAILY LEVEL

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you literally have a kobold tag with a unique religion in the north serpentspine, how come serpentspine kobolds still dont have a mission tree😭i just want to conquer the whole mountain range with something more whimsical than dwarves yknow!!

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willing to offer sexual favours to any Anbennar dev who makes it so kobolds finally get some content

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having a large following is good because even when you have a My Hair Is Fucked day you can still get 200 likes to convince yourself its not so bad

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ICE must be destroyed 🏳️‍⚧️🏴 @miawong.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

which one of you fucking COWARDS will do this to me

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Cw rape The Geller stuff gets a lot more clear when you see it in the context of the rehabilitation Deshaun Watson happening at literally the same time because you get to see two different groups of people, one nominally leftist the other right wingers, argue for Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

this sucks. you want "restorative justice" as opposed to punishment, but what has he restored? what has he done? what does a youtuber losing his career for admitting to be a rapist have to do with carceral abolition when he has never and will never see prison time, or even actual consequences?

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THIS ISNT BEING MEAN TO ME

wait. should I start estrogen

Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

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It’s the freakin weekend

Xeni Jardin tweet: “I want to be the first US citizen to BLAZE ONE WITH BIDEN in the Dank House we gonna smudge those racist peckerwood particles outta the room with some JOE G KUSH”

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Hmmm. I guess I'll take your word for it since your hair game is quite good

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yeah Delaware is pretty good as far as geography goes, main downside is that Philly is not a high powered enough metropolis to substitute for the Hamburg metro area

I just badly recut my bangs!!! and also it's very puffed up bc of atmospheric conditions!!

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