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I, too, am currently reading Elric of Melnibone.

Where have all my buttons gone Since last update? Where have all my buttons gone? Long time ago. Where have all my buttons gone? AI took them, every one. Why did they let it learn? Why did they let it learn?

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Mejoff @mejoff-things.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

In the recording from the Emergency Services line, Susan McGott can be heard stating that there were nine of them, and they kept repeating two words, that he couldn't quite make out "but it sounded a lot like fire and shagging, I wondered if maybe they was doggers but they looked too sinister."

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Metal Gear Solidarity @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

This was one of the most cowardly and inexplicable things the rancid starmer administration did. Your decent man was a vacuous establishment stooge. He was a cunt.

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Mejoff @mejoff-things.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

What's your "origin" video game? Most gamers have a lot of favorite games, sure, but there's always one that basically 𝘥𝘦𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴 you. I'm talking about the game that flipped that little switch in your brain and made into a life-long gamer. So, which game is 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨? Perhaps predictably, I have two.

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Mejoff @mejoff-things.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Oh for fucks sake. Once again, fuck George Galloway, the shitbag, fascist, Russian owned fake leftist and his unending desire to ruin everything.

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Mejoff @mejoff-things.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Let the Piddles declare independence. Surround the newly formed foreign nation with a barbed wire fence and armed guards to deter illegal immigration, and leave them to their own devices, all in accordance with their wishes.

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Mike Dyer-Evans @mikedewrites.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Years of being an Ed Sheeran hater finally paying off for me.

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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

If you've got an opinion you want on here - submit it to the form: forms.gle/1gNMupaNHQf8xeRE6

The plural of Lego is Lego, not Legos. Really don't know how people are still getting it wrong at this point.

anon_opin GOLD from 25th October 2024

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Mejoff @mejoff-things.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

It's women's sports without an associated trans person to eviscerate for entertainment, of course it's not made the news.

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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

This German comedy sketch (with English subtitles) perfectly captures so much of what is going on right now in the UK, the US, and across Europe. "Playing the 'Nazi Card' in the Third Reich", by Browser Ballett.

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David Klemperer @dmk1793.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

The political right (even the comparatively mainstream right) prefers Jews as a separate, traditionalist, ethnonationalist community, distinct from the rest of society and available to be stereotyped, patronised, and 'protected', and responds with suspicion to the secular and the assimilated

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Wangleberry @wangleberry.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

It's all very simple, actually. A diaspora Jewish person's Jewishness is held in anticipatory suspension until they give a fraction of a hint as to their political sympathies, at which point the superposition collapses.

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Mejoff @mejoff-things.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

You know, actually, if "resilient" is pretty much the only compliment you pay to someone who immensely respects you, it's not a real compliment, it's a toxic instruction to damage themselves by enduring ridiculous amounts of harm rather than asking for help or taking action to save themselves.

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Mejoff @mejoff-things.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I found a Rarity-81 word worth 92 pts in OUTLIER. EAGLE EYES · 832 points · 10 rare words. Only 21 players have ever found it in all of Outlier. OUTLIER: the daily word hunt where the rarest words win. Can you beat me? playoutlier.com/s/L8E87U

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OUTLIER · Day 110

mejoff scored 832 on Day 110. Can you beat them?

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Mejoff @mejoff-things.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

There's flexes, and then there's this...

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Mejoff @mejoff-things.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Playing Skyrim VR, went to Windhelm and encountered the guy who likes to walk around the "grey quarter" yelling racist abuse at the Dunmer rwfugees. The violence available in the physics/presence mods for Skyrim VR is intensely satisfying when deployed against the right character.

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Mejoff @mejoff-things.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Yet more evidence that Stegosaurus was the best dinosaur. You literally couldn't do this with any other species.

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Caitlin Johnstone @caitoz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

CIA veteran Gloria Steinem has died. She helped Langley win the Cold War while women remain blacksited and broken raining teeth from bloody mouths like the reds in Pinochet’s torture camps. www.caitlinjohnst.one/p/cia-vetera...

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CIA Veteran Gloria Steinem Has Died

Reading by Caitlin Johnstone:

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Mejoff @mejoff-things.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Celadon Freeman Hardy Willis

Your posh girl name is an obscure colour and a defunct high-street shop. Go.

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Mejoff @mejoff-things.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

The Daily Mail must be ecstatic at the opportunity to dust off their favourite old headline after all this time.

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Ononebete @ononebete.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

There is nothing more anti-Jewish than insisting that being anti-genocide is anti-Jewish.

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Mejoff @mejoff-things.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Playing around with some listbuilding for Warhammer 40,000 Killteam. Made and Adeptus Arbites list. I always have to add a little joke or nod or something to the names I give my armies to keep the old-school satirical vibe alive. So I went with "Aquila Cordon, Alpha Bastion".

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Mejoff @mejoff-things.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

This. This. A billion times this.

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Mejoff @mejoff-things.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Burnham really just conned the Labour faithful by following the Starmer playbook word for word: run on a milquetoast, half arsed, technically better than nothing, mildly progressive agenda, and then walk the whole thing back once in position.

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Mejoff @mejoff-things.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Really quite off-putting thing I occasionally see on my "Discover" feed here, is people so convinced of the importance of their terminal online-ness that they make a post to apologise if they're going to be doing something other than posting for a few hours. Touch grass is a cliché for a reason.

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Mejoff @mejoff-things.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Literally everything the gullible Sensibles said they were excited to see from him, but they're never going to admit that nothing has changed, nothing has been achieved but a new mask on the Thatcher skeleton in the loft at No10. He's not Andy anything at all. He's Continuity Keir.

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Mejoff @mejoff-things.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

There is something unfathomably weak about posting bait and then immediately closing comments.

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Mejoff @mejoff-things.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Dolly Parton wasn't just a legend, she was a Comrade. 9 to 5 is basically a pop-country rewrite of Das Kapital.

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Mejoff @mejoff-things.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Rowling is shit. The BBC is utter shit. This is actively insulting to Parton's memory and her fans. And it's deliberate. There is no way this is not a deliberate dump on her trans fans and her often expressed solidarity with them by the BBC, and Rowling's "tribute" is disingenuous and backhanded.

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Mejoff @mejoff-things.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass isnhakf empty. Job advert: The glass is competitively supplied.

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Mejoff @mejoff-things.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Rogue Trader. Yeah, I'm not living to see that money.

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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 18/08/2026

JK Rowling deciding if someone is a woman

Zidane Tribal from Final Fantasy IX looking at a magical factory and asking "Is this machine... making eggs?"

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Mejoff @mejoff-things.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

@owenjones.bsky.social you need to stop, even when he makes noises that resemble good points, referring to this buffoon as worth listening to on any subject!

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Mejoff @mejoff-things.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I suspect Arday would still be alive if the worthless fascist shitfucks at the BBC, The Guardian, and the Telegraph hadn't dedicated every breath they spared from trying to hound all trans people to a similar fate to amplifying every unsubstantiated allegation about him into a new front page scoop.

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Mejoff @mejoff-things.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Well, you know, people were complaining that he had a whole COBRA meeting and came out with nothing but a promise to ask shops to think about not selling so many disposable barbeques. Maybe he thinks this will convince us he's taking the impending extinction of the human species seriously?

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Mejoff @mejoff-things.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Fresh out of the COBRA meeting about the drought and wildfires where the only action point generated was "asking shops to sell fewer disposable barbeques", a deliberate and calculated measure to ensure the situation gets worse and worse.

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Mejoff @mejoff-things.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

The main character in James Patterson's latest murder mystery is monstering at a LARP event. It's a crewdunnit.

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Mejoff @mejoff-things.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

COUNT BINFACE'S VOTER LEVEL IS OVER 9000!

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Mejoff @mejoff-things.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Dark Souls. Playing DnD with a DM who obsessively needs to win is no fun. I just remember sitting there thinking "if this game wasn't so fucking ugly to look at, I'd probably be sadder that I'm never going to see 99% of it".

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Gav Thorpe @gavthorpe.co.uk · 12/08/2026

The thing is, now you should think about the people with ADHD on these meds and how ‘normal’ they seem, and extrapolate to how they experience the world _without_ those meds working…

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Andy "Absolute" Mason @andysdrawings.co.uk · 12/08/2026

Remember: Do not stare directly at the sun during the eclipse! Only stare directly at the sun during regular full daylight

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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

Today is the 47th anniversary of this clearly unimprovable photo, from a story so absurd that it shouldn’t be true, but is: the day a team of workers from British Waterways pulled the plug out of the Chesterfield Canal, and all the water emptied out

A man with a spectacular 1970s mullet, wearing big wellies and a v-neck jumper over a T-shirt, looks at camera as he stands on a boat which is itself standing on the muddy bottom of an empty canal. He is holding up an enormous wooden plug on a long chunky chain

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