Reposted by Meg ElisonOnion Sports @onionsports.bsky.social · 12hSweaty Youth Soccer Team Stinking Up Entire Red Robin theonion.com/sweaty-youth... 474137 0
Reposted by Meg ElisonTom Marcinko @tommarcinko.bsky.social · 14hSounds like a @megelison.bsky.social story. 181 0
Reposted by Meg ElisonKashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 15/10/2026Technically our rapists are independent contractors 262423538 0
Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Oh shit I thought you were talking about the other thing. I love these! 120 0
Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Tarantino has feet, Rand has brutal domination by a rich capitalist, and King has fat women. 1240 0
Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Naturally the blog post is a wet fart that contradicts itself. Thus concludes this iteration of the coward’s waltz. 0160 0
Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Also fine! So many right ways to do that, but they'd rather be the good guy with the unregistered gun. 010 0
Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 14/10/2026"since the theft machine that ruins art exists in a vacuum of regulation we decided we won't fucking touch it" how hard is that? 3485 0
Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 14/10/2026I’ve spent so much of this year on hold trying to get shit done that my wrapped is gonna list Opus No. 1 as the song of 2026. 0110 0
Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 14/10/2026this is you, you fucking foolsstatic.klipy.comBoromir (Sean Bean): It Is A GiftAlt: Boromir (Sean Bean): It Is A Gift 312719 0
Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 14/10/2026We are poorer for your absence, but I know that you are richer. 010 0
Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Douthat is certain to do the same! Can’t wait to meet his protagonist: Pudicitia Lacrimosa. 120 0
Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Didn’t you two break up because you thought papa meant fries and not the pope?? 130 0
Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Maggie I love you but this is going to require a knowledge of Catholic doctrine. We need a Van Helsing on this. 110 0
Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 14/10/2026I am looking forward to someone doing it, for sure. 120 0
Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 14/10/2026You ever just sit down to enjoy a graphic novel and know for sure and at once that this person has done psychedelics? 4362 0
Reposted by Meg ElisonJake Grumbach @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Everything so on the nose these days 91027181 0
Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I thought it would be nostalgic to have pizza rolls for lunch, and I guess it is in that I am left thinking about how they used to be better. 2250 0
Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 12/10/2026It’s hard to keep up with the slopalanche! Anytime. 010 0
Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Idk if you’re aware, but this game is made with AI. The person who runs it deleted their account on here when we called it out. 110 0
Reposted by Meg ElisonJohannes T. Evans @johannestevans.co.uk · 12/10/2026A thing I mentioned on the Queerness in Speculative Fiction panel at FantasyCon this weekend is that as an author I've made a choice to pretty much never refer to my work with euphemistic terms like "spice", "steam", even "smut" I either say I've written erotica, or say "there is explicit sex" 514239 0
Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 12/10/2026If you call the whereof right now, an old friend of mine will speak well of my performance. Just try it. 010 0
Reposted by Meg ElisonMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 12/10/2026"Thank you for gathering here at what will be a state-of-the-art condo building: Muwekma Gardens. See what we did there? We took an Indigenous name and put 'Gardens' after it. It’s called whitewashing, and we in the real estate business are obsessed with it." buff.ly/UOKbkwGbuff.lyAs an Indigenous Person, Here Are Some Land Acknowledgments I Hope Never Happen“Thank you for gathering here at what will be a state-of-the-art condo building: Muwekma Gardens. See what we did there? We took an Indigenous name and put ‘... 0244 0
Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Chicken and dumplings on the second day. That’s it, that’s the skeet. 3210 0
Reposted by Meg ElisonMaris Kreizman @maris.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Much like how a beach read is any book you choose to bring to the beach, books for men are any books that men decide to read. 820133 0
Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Ugh, a lot of them. At least that yellow severed head is a real puppet. 010 0
Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Nope one more break. Four more ads, bringing us to 32 total ads for a gambling app. Plus one for a payday loan app, which I feel spiritually is the same thing. 2180 0
Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Final commercial break in the film's 99 minute runtime. We are at 28 gambling app ads. Let's see if that's all. 1211 0
Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 11/10/2026One hour into a movie on Tubi: twenty (20) ads for gambling apps I can download right now and give them money in exchange for nothing. 2235 0
Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 11/10/2026If we put on an Orioles game, that’s about the ratio. Plus it’s on the walls and the mound. 120 0
Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 11/10/2026One of the best things about moving to the east coast, no joke. 170 0
Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Quarter past the hour: seven ads for gambling apps. 1150 0
Reposted by Meg ElisonSolomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 11/10/2026I don’t know how i can make you believe fish grease will fry But there has got to be a better way than sticking your hand in the damn oil 2661 0
Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 11/10/2026The only paid platform that isn't showing me the maximum amount of ads at all times is HBO. 230 0
Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 11/10/2026The controls are: I don't gamble, and I almost never independently watch sports. I am married to a football (both kinds) and baseball fan. 2130 0
Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 11/10/2026So far this morning I've read a couple chapters of a book, The Boston Globe, and looked at Instagram. Instagram knows I'm a woman and I didn't see any gambling ads there, I think? I think Tubi was the beginning of it for the day. 1150 0