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Meg Elison

@megelison.bsky.social
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Author, essayist, hot fat monster of appetites. Bi my books and tell me I’m pretty. linktr.ee/megelison

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Onion Sports @onionsports.bsky.social · 12h
Sweaty Youth Soccer Team Stinking Up Entire Red Robin theonion.com/sweaty-youth...
Sweaty Youth Soccer Team Stinking Up Entire Red Robin
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Tom Marcinko @tommarcinko.bsky.social · 14h
Sounds like a @megelison.bsky.social story.
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Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 14h
hahahaha thank you!
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 15/10/2026
Technically our rapists are independent contractors
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Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Oh shit I thought you were talking about the other thing. I love these!
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Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Tarantino has feet, Rand has brutal domination by a rich capitalist, and King has fat women.
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Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Naturally the blog post is a wet fart that contradicts itself. Thus concludes this iteration of the coward’s waltz.
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Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Also fine! So many right ways to do that, but they'd rather be the good guy with the unregistered gun.
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Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
"since the theft machine that ruins art exists in a vacuum of regulation we decided we won't fucking touch it" how hard is that?
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Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I’ve spent so much of this year on hold trying to get shit done that my wrapped is gonna list Opus No. 1 as the song of 2026.
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Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
this is you, you fucking fools
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Boromir (Sean Bean): It Is A Gift
Alt: Boromir (Sean Bean): It Is A Gift
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Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
We are poorer for your absence, but I know that you are richer.
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Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Douthat is certain to do the same! Can’t wait to meet his protagonist: Pudicitia Lacrimosa.
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Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Ford Fiesta
Actor Harrison Ford pours Grey Goose vodka from the bottle at a party, big crowd behind him.
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Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Mea culpa. 😂
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Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Didn’t you two break up because you thought papa meant fries and not the pope??
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Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Maggie I love you but this is going to require a knowledge of Catholic doctrine. We need a Van Helsing on this.
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Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I am looking forward to someone doing it, for sure.
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Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Not this time! River of Night.
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Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
You ever just sit down to enjoy a graphic novel and know for sure and at once that this person has done psychedelics?
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Jake Grumbach @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Everything so on the nose these days
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Editor's note: In letters sent after the Oct. 8 U.S.
Senate debate between Abdul El-Sayed and Mike Rogers, most writers either viewed the debate as a wash, or believed El-Sayed was the winner. We strive to present a fair reflection of reader sentiment when publishing letters to the editor, but the two letters from readers who considered Rogers the winner contained racial and ethnic slurs - as well as demonstrably false claims about El-Sayed - and thus did not meet our standards for publication.
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Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Fuck me this is a cyberhorror
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Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Oh noooo
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Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I thought it would be nostalgic to have pizza rolls for lunch, and I guess it is in that I am left thinking about how they used to be better.
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Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Congratulations! Can't wait to see it!
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Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It’s hard to keep up with the slopalanche! Anytime.
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Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Idk if you’re aware, but this game is made with AI. The person who runs it deleted their account on here when we called it out.
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Johannes T. Evans @johannestevans.co.uk · 12/10/2026
A thing I mentioned on the Queerness in Speculative Fiction panel at FantasyCon this weekend is that as an author I've made a choice to pretty much never refer to my work with euphemistic terms like "spice", "steam", even "smut" I either say I've written erotica, or say "there is explicit sex"
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Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
😂😂😂
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Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
If you call the whereof right now, an old friend of mine will speak well of my performance. Just try it.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 12/10/2026
"Thank you for gathering here at what will be a state-of-the-art condo building: Muwekma Gardens. See what we did there? We took an Indigenous name and put 'Gardens' after it. It’s called whitewashing, and we in the real estate business are obsessed with it." buff.ly/UOKbkwG
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As an Indigenous Person, Here Are Some Land Acknowledgments I Hope Never Happen
“Thank you for gathering here at what will be a state-of-the-art condo building: Muwekma Gardens. See what we did there? We took an Indigenous name and put ‘...
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Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I could have dumpled all night!
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Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Chicken and dumplings on the second day. That’s it, that’s the skeet.
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Maris Kreizman @maris.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Much like how a beach read is any book you choose to bring to the beach, books for men are any books that men decide to read.
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Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Dennis Hopper ass weirdo
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Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ugh, a lot of them. At least that yellow severed head is a real puppet.
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Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It is such a propulsive read.
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Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Nope one more break. Four more ads, bringing us to 32 total ads for a gambling app. Plus one for a payday loan app, which I feel spiritually is the same thing.
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Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Final commercial break in the film's 99 minute runtime. We are at 28 gambling app ads. Let's see if that's all.
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Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
One hour into a movie on Tubi: twenty (20) ads for gambling apps I can download right now and give them money in exchange for nothing.
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Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Hey thank you!!
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Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
If we put on an Orioles game, that’s about the ratio. Plus it’s on the walls and the mound.
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Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It’s worse than I expected.
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Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Half past: eleven ads for gambling apps.
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Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
One of the best things about moving to the east coast, no joke.
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Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Quarter past the hour: seven ads for gambling apps.
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 11/10/2026
I don’t know how i can make you believe fish grease will fry But there has got to be a better way than sticking your hand in the damn oil
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Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The only paid platform that isn't showing me the maximum amount of ads at all times is HBO.
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Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The controls are: I don't gamble, and I almost never independently watch sports. I am married to a football (both kinds) and baseball fan.
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Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
So far this morning I've read a couple chapters of a book, The Boston Globe, and looked at Instagram. Instagram knows I'm a woman and I didn't see any gambling ads there, I think? I think Tubi was the beginning of it for the day.
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