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They // Nearing 30 // Up North // This Shark Eats Fascists There aren't enough phrases of solidarity or cheeky quips I can put in here that express my boundless rage at the cruelty of some people or the endless love I have for everyone else.

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🎃 lauren 2 cats 🎃 @sixregrets.northsky.social · 08/08/2026
white women se shit like this and are like, FUND the police, actually
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The connoisseur
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a guy opens the door to his apartment for a girl. He says with a smile, “well, this is my place!” She looks a little surprised. Panel 2: the guy is at the refrigerator across the room, grabbing a beer. He asks the girl, “drink?” His apartment is decorated with a poster of Heath Ledger’s Joker, a huge poster of Thanos wearing a crown, mink coat and sunglasses on a background of buzzwords such as “money - respect - sigma”, and a gold Kaws figurine. At the base of the panel is a pair of video game RPG-style move selections that read FIGHT and FLEE.
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🔥🐉𝔓𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔦🐉🔥 @pelzidragon.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Lol, painting 40k again immediately made me so much better at doing my own makeup LMAO.
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Daily bunny no.3404 serves the public trust
A bunny version of Robocop stands in the middle of an abandoned steel mill, as in the movie. His eyes are obscured by a visor, and his entire body is armored save for his snout and ears.
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hitsujigoods.bsky.social @hitsujigoods.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Mitsu and VHS meet the local wildlife
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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Guys like this don’t realize that they are the freak
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+ All the people who are anti-Al or want to slow Al progress, I have one question:
If Al disappeared tomorrow, could you still get through an entire workday without ChatGPT, Claude, or any other
Al tool?
Imagine Al was suddenly banned.
Would you actually be willing to give it up?
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Fuji @notfuji.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
[com]
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verti @verti.blue · 02/08/2026
Take a sip 🍺
Kara from my manga Go! Go! Gris! sitting in front of a rainy window with a can of beer between her thighs
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punkitt ‼️🧣 @punkitt.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
She arrived and she looks SO good!!!
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It's Izzy! @plentyblush.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Wife just started Birth By Sleep and I love Terra for being like this #kingdomhearts / #birthbysleep
2-panel digital art comic.
Panel 1: side view of Terra watching Xehanort walk away with his hands clasped behind his back. Terra's thought bubble says "Master Xenahort said that 'gullible' was written on the ceiling..."
Panel 2: front view of Terra, arms crossed with his eyes closed and nodding. Thought bubble says "I don't have to look. I trust him. I know it's up there."
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Delta🚀 🔜 MCM @velocitycatte.space · 31/07/2026
people do this to Delta all the time actually
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Synduality Noir
ALT: Synduality Noir
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Delta🚀 🔜 MCM @velocitycatte.space · 31/07/2026
hell yeah
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Synduality Mystery
ALT: Synduality Mystery
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
the-punforgiven
Trying to have a cute homoerotic sword duel with my narrative foil but she refuses to engage with any of my banter and just goes for the kill shot every time
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Part of me is starting to wonder if she wants to actually just kill me
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Barry Kramer @barrykramer.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
oh no
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Zoul @zouldoodles.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Selfie
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🔞Tamada Heijun@新作の制作中 @tamadaheijun.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
サイズが合わない・・・まあいっかぁ~童貞に一目でヤられるの楽勝楽勝🍑🍑
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Dahlia @robotranny.soy · 26/07/2026
forcefemming your past self and slowly getting more fem from being on estrogen for longer like in looper
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Kameloh @kameloh.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
stream doodle
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VƎX Werewolf @vexwerewolf.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
"Trans people require lifelong medical care" Everyone requires lifelong medical care you fucking dipshit
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Sam Reich @samreich.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
🎙️ this podcast does not exist: shadow ban 👻
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Marathon @marathonthegame.bungie.net · 24/07/2026
Most Destroyer shells are equipped with a personality series codenamed Locus, tuned to deliver confidence and calm under duress regardless of the level of threat faced.
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kreep @kreep.gay · 24/07/2026
that was oddly affirming thank you for the inspiration <3
kreep showing off her gold fang and braces
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Ubuyo 🏳️‍⚧️ @ubuyo.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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Cipher Wave @wavecipher.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Patiently waiting for G6 #mlp #art #b3d
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VƎX Werewolf @vexwerewolf.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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gage @doubledunked.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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faye :) @fayelingus.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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VƎX Werewolf @vexwerewolf.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
So I was wrong about the Hydra. I'm sorry. I made a shitpost to apologize. #LancerRPG
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Leiracal @leiracal.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
This concept was introduced to me as "run the dishwasher twice" and was an important part of my executive functioning recovery as well as my path to self-acceptance.
When I was at one of my lowest (mental) points in life, I couldn't get out of bed some days. I had no energy or motivation and was barely getting by.

I had therapy once per week, and on this particular week I didn't have much to 'bring' to the session. He asked how my week was and I really had nothing to say.

'What are you struggling with?' he asked.

I gestured around me and said 'I dunno man. Life.'

Not satisfied with my answer, he said 'No, what exactly are you worried about right now? What feels overwhelming? When you go home after this session, what issue will be staring at you?'

I knew the answer, but it was so ridiculous that I didn't want to say it. I wanted to have something more substantial.
Something more profound.

But I didn't.

So I told him, 'Honestly? The dishes. It's stupid, I know, but the more I look at them the more I CAN'T do them because I'll have to scrub them before I put them in the dishwasher, because the dishwasher sucks, and I just can't stand and scrub the dishes.'

I felt like an idiot even saying it.

What kind of grown ass woman is undone by a stack of dishes? There are people out there with *actual* problems, and I'm whining to my therapist about dishes?

But he nodded in understanding and then said:

'RUN THE DISHWASHER TWICE.'I began to tell him that you're not supposed to, but he stopped me.

'Why the hell aren't you supposed to? If you don't want to scrub the dishes and your dishwasher sucks, run it twice. Run it three times, who cares?! Rules do not exist.'

It blew my mind in a way that I don't think I can properly express.

That day, I went home and tossed my smelly dishes haphazardly into the dishwasher and ran it three times.

I felt like I had conquered a dragon.

The next day, I took a shower lying down.

A few days later. I folded my laundry and put them wherever the fuck they fit.

There were no longer arbitrary rules I had to follow, and it gave me the freedom to make accomplishments again.

Now that I'm in a healthier place, I rinse off my dishes and put them in the dishwasher properly. I shower standing up. I sort my laundry.

But at a time when living was a struggle instead of a blessing, I learned an incredibly important lesson:

THERE ARE NO RULES. RUN THE DISHWASHER TWICE!!!"
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robyn 🎃 @haykebyr.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
m o t e
A picture of a small pyramidal shape glowing blue in the palm of my hand.
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Sketti @skettikritter.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
da chomp
screenshot of Mario 64 in the first world with the chain chomp except the photo in the quoted post is photoshopped onto it
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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
once again thinking about the best Lord of the Rings meme
Aragorn and Theoden talking before the final journey to Minas Tirith in Rrturn of the King (3 panels)

Theoden: 6,000 spears, less than half of what is hoped for 

Aragorn: hey check it out, I found two more

Theoden: 6,002 spears. More than half of what is hoped for
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Pesky Splintergeist ~👻🌙~ @peskysplinter.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Always been partial to this one
"Father I have attained enlightenment and escaped the endless cycle of death and rebirth"
"Boromir would have remained as a bodhisattava until all sentient beings were enlightened"
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🎃 lauren 2 cats 🎃 @sixregrets.northsky.social · 18/07/2026
youtube.com
All The Food is Poison | Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! | Adult Swim
YouTube video by Adult Swim
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Pixel Pushers Union 512 @ppu512.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Welcome to Trench Knights! The latest prototype from the Pixel Pushers Union workshop! Trench Knights is a strategy game involving quick thinking, accuracy, & enormous mecha engaging in incredible head-to-head battles! Grab the controls, it's time to fight! #indiedev #mecha #gamedev #gunpla
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furby hancock @furbyhancock.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. You were killed by DARK WIZARD!
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Status Coup News @statuscoupnews.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
"Right now it's ICE going after immigrants…they’re going to be going after gay people and Jewish people and old people with blue hair any day now." - ICE protester tells @MercadoMedia1. WATCH LIVE NOW in Maine ⬇️
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/07/2026
What To Know About Cyclosporiasis theonion.com/what-to-know-about-cyc…
Q: How many cases have been recorded?

A: Oh, the CDC doesn’t do that anymore.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/07/2026
Cyclosporiasis Outbreak Linked To Ancient Evil Corrupting The 7 Sacred Diarrhea Crystals theonion.com/cyclosporiasis-outbrea…
Cyclosporiasis Outbreak Linked To Ancient Evil Corrupting The 7 Sacred Diarrhea Crystals
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Penny Parker @snapcube.gay · 16/07/2026
good news: it's actually so awesome
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Further developments
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The air quality sucks today.. but the smoke quality is pretty good
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Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Yes. Fuck yes. I fuckin love art man
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onion person @junlper.beer · 15/07/2026
conservatives are state mandating transitioning from male to male
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Wesley Morgan @wesleymorgan.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Another historical inaccuracy from Nolan—IMAX had not yet been invented in the Mycenaean period, so this is not the aspect ratio that people saw in! Smh
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The Onion @theonion.com · 15/07/2026
Matt Damon Defends Dunkin’ Product Placement In Nolan’s ‘Odyssey’ theonion.com/matt-damon-defends-dun…
Matt Damon Defends Dunkin’ Product Placement In Nolan’s ‘Odyssey’
Actor Portrays Hero’s Return To Ithaca With Box Of Dozen Assorted Donuts
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