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Meek Barbarian

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World's Okayest GM/TTRPG player, board gamer, dice goblin, fantasy reader, anti-AI web nerd, bad video gamer, rum lover, liberal, lurker, herder of 4 cats, impassioned geek. Not a mimic Portland, OR, USA He/him. AKA Bradley meekbarbarian.carrd.co

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weird menace and excessive bloodletting @gemmafiles.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Frank Herbert supposedly saying “we don’t need AI, we need witches”. It’s a Dune joke, son.
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Jeremiah Tolbert @jeremiahtolbert.com · 12/10/2026
the internet's mascot should be a straw man
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bree 🦇💀 in their natural habitat 🧛🏻🎃 @eirvherassan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I know shit’s hard rn, but if you have a chance, maybe go give LAIKA’s new baby a shot while it’s in theaters? They’re still out here saying fuck genAI & making art with their hands, and I can’t stress enough how much we love them here in Portland 💜
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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Brian F'n Patterson @d20monkey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I want Czepeku to hire me as an illustrator for their tokens line. I'd crush that job.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 19/09/2026
people are always saying anti-AI arguments don’t understand the full nuances of the technology. which is correct. but only because it stole everyone’s work, exists solely to get you fired, has made the entire internet unusable and has been forced on everyone without consent
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Maxi Molina @maximjdev.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Every time it rolls around it's thank @tomschalk.bsky.social hours. THANKS FOR MAKING THE FUNNIEST THING EVER, TOM
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Seth Skorkowsky @sskorkowsky.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
D&D peaked with the wiener-biting face-stabbing scorpadillo. And check out that snake. That's fucking peak snaking, I dare say. Heroes wore mawashi, kitty-ear head bands, and NOTHING ELSE. No scabbards no belts no backpacks. Grognards long for the golden age. An ago of wiener-biting & kitty ears
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows a brain. The brain is saying "I'm 30 and YOUNG! I only recently fully developed!"
The second panel shows a heart. The heart says "I hear ya! I can keep going for DECADES more!"
The third panel shows a spine's face. It weakly says, "I am old".
We zoom out and the spine is using a walker. It continues, "so very old".
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The Price of Reason @priceofreason.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
OKAY FINE YOU CAN HAVE A CHURU
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Meek Barbarian @meekbarbarian.com · 11/09/2026
Make a band edible: Breakfasting Benjamin
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Meek Barbarian @meekbarbarian.com · 10/09/2026
What's it like inside your head?
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Meek Barbarian @meekbarbarian.com · 09/09/2026
If you see this, post a not quite “Star Trek”.
A logo that simply reads “Star Trek” … but it’s in the font and colors of Star Wars’ logo.
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Meek Barbarian @meekbarbarian.com · 09/09/2026
I don't have the funds for a Switch 2 but damn if I'm not drooling over the Ocarina of Time remake.
A screenshot from the new Ocarina of Time remake trailer showing adult Link sitting atop his horse, Epona, as she rears up.
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Meek Barbarian @meekbarbarian.com · 08/09/2026
I think it’s really unfair that my wife says no when I ask for the giant friendly skelly-boi. He’d be so handsome in our front yard.
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Tee - The Warrior of Smolness 🐾🧚FFXIV @teegan-adventurer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The whole Wile E Coyote AMA on Reddit thingy is hilarious. I’m quoting the OP’s images here with alt text.
Question from ArchDucky:
Have you ever tried ordering fresh roadrunner meat from Amazon?

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Wile looks alarmed at a sign he is holding up which reads:
Road Runners do not live in the AmazonQuestion by CapedCrusador:
Will you return for Avengers Doomsday?

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Wile points at a sign he is holding up which reads:
Will Road Runner be there?Question by NominalPerson:
Have you ever thought of switching over to a digital sign?

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Wile looks annoyed and is holding a sign which reads:
They keep blowing upQuestion by Comicspedia:
Hello! How many stunt coyotes were used in the making of this film?

Reply:
Wile looks annoyed and is holding up a sign which reads:
I am the stunt coyote
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🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I would 100% support a law that says if any digital platform removes your access to media you paid for then they are required to refund you the entirety of the original purchase price. That would solve this whole thing in a hurry.
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Meek Barbarian @meekbarbarian.com · 30/08/2026
I’m looking forward to the rain in a few days, but I’m not enjoying losing my evening daylight. I can feel the SAD (Seasonal Affective Disorder) starting to rear its head again.
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Davis Bickford @davis.social · 30/08/2026
Photo of a part of the sticker wall, near the gum wall in Seattle. A large glued poster of a cat holding a sign reads, “A.I. IS DẠTA
& CAN ONLY LOOK AT WHERE WE'VE BEEN.
CREATIVITY IS TRYING TO SEE WHERE WE CAN GO.”
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Meek Barbarian @meekbarbarian.com · 30/08/2026
Post your getaway vehicle(s)
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Mad Luigi
Alt: Luigi from Mario Kart driving past you and giving you his glare from the side.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The title reads, "Suddenly Finding A New Obsession".
In the first panel we see Sarah, the protagonist, in front of her computer. She has a bored expression on her face.
In the second panel we zoom in on her face. She looks suddenly alert.
In the third panel we zoom in even closer on her face. Her eyes and mouth are wide open in intrigue.
In the fourth panel we zoom out and see Sarah in front of her computer again, but this time she is dressed in a frog costume, surrounded by frog toys, and has an "I heart frogs" poster behind her.
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Meek Barbarian @meekbarbarian.com · 26/08/2026
In honor of National Dog Day, I give you some art from my vet’s office:
A simple sketch of a cat sitting on its butt staring at the viewer with prominent whiskers to each side, labelled at the top “The Perfect Dog”
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Tallgirl6234 @tallgirl6234.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This needs to be a thing
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Rebecca Hicks (She/Her) @rhicks.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Holy crap this just keeps looking more and more spectacular. youtu.be/dtr5JL1zkiM?...
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Wildwood – Official Trailer
YouTube video by LAIKA Studios
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"this edible ain't shit" two hours later:
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Portland Mercury @portlandmercury.com · 19/08/2026
Portland's coolest game shop is hidden within the all-ages vegan punk/metal venue Black Water on NE Sandy.
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Portland’s Coolest Game Shop Hides in Black Water’s Record Store - Portland Mercury
Though it sits on a busy stretch of NE Sandy Boulevard, Dark Future can be tricky to find. But I duck through the door of all-ages vegan punk/metal venue Black Water and hook a left into its adjacent ...
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Meek Barbarian @meekbarbarian.com · 19/08/2026
Prepping the new campaign frame from #Daggerheart, Reign of the Weredragon, for its session 0/1 and it’s straight up an excuse to be a Disney villain. Or maybe Kingdom Hearts but the Final Fantasy things are replaced by heroic fantasy dnd/rpg tropes. The BBEG is clearly Maleficient!
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Meek Barbarian @meekbarbarian.com · 18/08/2026
I find this deal … Satisfactory.
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Satisfactory Game: Perfect Clapping
Alt: Satisfactory Game clip of 3 Pioneers clapping
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Brian Lynch @brianmichaellynch.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Donkey Kong's arch enemy should be Monkey Kong who is a donkey
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
there is no such thing as "age verification." All "age verification" is actually "identity verification." You can coat it in glitter and "privacy-preserving" wrapping paper. But in the end, mandating age verification means mandating surveillance be built into software and hardware. Period.
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Brian F'n Patterson @d20monkey.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The Invincible RPG from Free League Publishing is out now and, that’s right, I made the maps for it! As a huge Invincible fan, I am so happy to be part of this team. Check it out. freeleaguepublishing.com/shop/invinci...
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Invincible - Superhero Roleplaying - Free League Publishing
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Brian F'n Patterson @d20monkey.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Hey Buckaroos. I have a new discount code for my Patreon and I am about to start hitting it HARD. LG2026 for 60% off the first month! Annual subscriptions are also discounted! Signal boosts are appreciated. Time to become more self-sufficient. Patreon.com/d20monkey
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Brian F'n Patterson — Creating Comics / Art / TTRPG Maps
Get more from Brian F'n Patterson on Patreon. Creating Comics / Art / TTRPG Maps. Support Brian F'n Patterson and get exclusive access to their work.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The title is “Cats living together”.
The first panel shows a black cat and orange cat cuddling with their eyes closed. The orange cat says “I love you”. The black cat says “I love you too”.
The second panel zooms in on them. 
The third panel shows the orange cat opening its eyes.
The fourth panel shows the orange cat raising its paw to punch the black cat. It says, “Actually you know what”.
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Tanya D. || Writer || Narrative Designer @cypheroftyr.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Daaaamn. “AI is the asbestos we're shovelling into the walls of our technological society. Our descendants will spend generations digging it out again, and the longer the bubble goes on without popping, the longer it will take to repair the damage." www.thenerve.news/p/cory-docto...
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Cory Doctorow: The people who tell you ‘AI is changing everything’ are lying
It has become impossible to tell managers mesmerised by artificial intelligence that the tools are not, in fact, helpful. So employees just play along with the fiction to keep their jobs, writes our t...
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New-Cleckit Dominie @ncdominie.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
This is just to say I have OCRed the text thet was in tne arch:ve and whicb yov were prabaldy seamhing for "breahtast" Fargme ms fheg mem debo:w5 sb ?mccf mmb 5c oc1b
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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
The Lorax
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Works of Whimsy Studios @worksofwhimsy.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The marketing team has figured out how to make their own flyers! Don’t miss out on their sale!!
A chaotic sale flyer with 2 kittens and a bunch of colorful nerdy products. A text bubble says ‘only 2 more days of our sale!!’
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Darrington Press @darringtonpress.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
BIG NEWS! 🚨 Just announced at #GenCon, exciting new things are on the horizon for #Daggerheart and Darrington Press including new adventures, translations, accessories and more! Check out our newest blog for all the info!
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Daggerheart Next at Gen Con! - Daggerheart
The team has been working hard to bring the next few years of Daggerheart to life! We just stepped off the stage after the Daggerheart Next panel here at Gen Con and are excited to share what’s coming...
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Meek Barbarian @meekbarbarian.com · 30/07/2026
Me: sees all the mentions of SDCC and GenCon and gets so envious Also me: if I were to go I’d be shy barely talk to anyone
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LaurenWalshArt @laurenwalshart.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I may not be at #gencon but Woubble is!! I’ve teamed up with @projectgoodapparel.bsky.social to bring a Woubble button down to life! You can find them exclusively at Gencon-booth# 2854! The shirts will be available online shortly after the show along with new prints and stickers!
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Works of Whimsy Studios @worksofwhimsy.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
The marketing team is up to mischief!! Vote for Jules or Rocky to be employee of the month by using their name to get you 20% off an order this month!!
A sales poster with 2 kittens on it. Use Rocky or Jules at checkout at worksofwhimsystudios.com for 20% off your order!
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Leiracal @leiracal.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
This concept was introduced to me as "run the dishwasher twice" and was an important part of my executive functioning recovery as well as my path to self-acceptance.
When I was at one of my lowest (mental) points in life, I couldn't get out of bed some days. I had no energy or motivation and was barely getting by.

I had therapy once per week, and on this particular week I didn't have much to 'bring' to the session. He asked how my week was and I really had nothing to say.

'What are you struggling with?' he asked.

I gestured around me and said 'I dunno man. Life.'

Not satisfied with my answer, he said 'No, what exactly are you worried about right now? What feels overwhelming? When you go home after this session, what issue will be staring at you?'

I knew the answer, but it was so ridiculous that I didn't want to say it. I wanted to have something more substantial.
Something more profound.

But I didn't.

So I told him, 'Honestly? The dishes. It's stupid, I know, but the more I look at them the more I CAN'T do them because I'll have to scrub them before I put them in the dishwasher, because the dishwasher sucks, and I just can't stand and scrub the dishes.'

I felt like an idiot even saying it.

What kind of grown ass woman is undone by a stack of dishes? There are people out there with *actual* problems, and I'm whining to my therapist about dishes?

But he nodded in understanding and then said:

'RUN THE DISHWASHER TWICE.'I began to tell him that you're not supposed to, but he stopped me.

'Why the hell aren't you supposed to? If you don't want to scrub the dishes and your dishwasher sucks, run it twice. Run it three times, who cares?! Rules do not exist.'

It blew my mind in a way that I don't think I can properly express.

That day, I went home and tossed my smelly dishes haphazardly into the dishwasher and ran it three times.

I felt like I had conquered a dragon.

The next day, I took a shower lying down.

A few days later. I folded my laundry and put them wherever the fuck they fit.

There were no longer arbitrary rules I had to follow, and it gave me the freedom to make accomplishments again.

Now that I'm in a healthier place, I rinse off my dishes and put them in the dishwasher properly. I shower standing up. I sort my laundry.

But at a time when living was a struggle instead of a blessing, I learned an incredibly important lesson:

THERE ARE NO RULES. RUN THE DISHWASHER TWICE!!!"
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Works of Whimsy Studios @worksofwhimsy.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Sales are slow. Social media engagement is hard. So I’ve hired help. Meet the new marketing team. They really want to do well on their first day. Give them some follows and shares? I will let them help package orders upon request!!
A little black cat with a white patch on her chest stares at you on a table filled with traps hoodies. A little orange cat sits on a bookshelf filled with trinkets and books.
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Meek Barbarian @meekbarbarian.com · 24/07/2026
Definition of “door”: a thing the cat (or dog) wants to be on the other side of, regardless of which side they are currently on.
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
There are always options
Colman Domingo: I have a message for everyone who is upset about diversity in The Odyssey. If you want to see a film with a cast of all white people who are cursed by the gods, the Melania movie is currently streaming.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Why didn't the eagles just fly Odysseus straight to Ithaca
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Costa Samaras @costasamaras.com · 19/07/2026
Could Excel be conscious? We surveyed more than Jan 1 1900 people to find out.
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
The best story ICE could make up, after 12 hours, is that ICE agents shot someone in the head because they believed the person they shot, who was not accused of any crime, was a different person also not accused of any crime, and so "public safety" required killing them on the spot.
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⚔️🎀 𝔉𝔦𝔞𝔡𝔥 🎀⚔️ @fiadh.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
you still haven’t met all the animals you’re going to pet. keep going and don’t give up
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