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Meek Barbarian

@meekbarbarian.com
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World's Okayest GM/TTRPG player, board gamer, dice goblin, fantasy reader, anti-AI web nerd, bad video gamer, rum lover, liberal, lurker, herder of 4 cats, impassioned geek. Not a mimic Portland, OR, USA He/him. AKA Bradley meekbarbarian.carrd.co

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weird menace and excessive bloodletting @gemmafiles.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Frank Herbert supposedly saying “we don’t need AI, we need witches”. It’s a Dune joke, son.
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Jeremiah Tolbert @jeremiahtolbert.com · 12/10/2026
the internet's mascot should be a straw man
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bree 🦇💀 in their natural habitat 🧛🏻🎃 @eirvherassan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I know shit’s hard rn, but if you have a chance, maybe go give LAIKA’s new baby a shot while it’s in theaters? They’re still out here saying fuck genAI & making art with their hands, and I can’t stress enough how much we love them here in Portland 💜
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Meek Barbarian @meekbarbarian.com · 11/10/2026
I love this
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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Meek Barbarian @meekbarbarian.com · 29/09/2026
Portland has a small regional chain called Killer Burger that has a damn good and famous Peanut Butter Pickle Burger. Also has bacon and grilled onions and cheese on it.
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Meek Barbarian @meekbarbarian.com · 28/09/2026
There’s freshcutgrass.app/homebrew, where you can filter by roles (including environment roles)
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Daggerheart Community Homebrew Adversaries
Browse and discover community-created homebrew adversaries for Daggerheart
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Brian F'n Patterson @d20monkey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I want Czepeku to hire me as an illustrator for their tokens line. I'd crush that job.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 19/09/2026
people are always saying anti-AI arguments don’t understand the full nuances of the technology. which is correct. but only because it stole everyone’s work, exists solely to get you fired, has made the entire internet unusable and has been forced on everyone without consent
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Maxi Molina @maximjdev.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Every time it rolls around it's thank @tomschalk.bsky.social hours. THANKS FOR MAKING THE FUNNIEST THING EVER, TOM
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Seth Skorkowsky @sskorkowsky.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
D&D peaked with the wiener-biting face-stabbing scorpadillo. And check out that snake. That's fucking peak snaking, I dare say. Heroes wore mawashi, kitty-ear head bands, and NOTHING ELSE. No scabbards no belts no backpacks. Grognards long for the golden age. An ago of wiener-biting & kitty ears
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows a brain. The brain is saying "I'm 30 and YOUNG! I only recently fully developed!"
The second panel shows a heart. The heart says "I hear ya! I can keep going for DECADES more!"
The third panel shows a spine's face. It weakly says, "I am old".
We zoom out and the spine is using a walker. It continues, "so very old".
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The Price of Reason @priceofreason.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
OKAY FINE YOU CAN HAVE A CHURU
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Meek Barbarian @meekbarbarian.com · 11/09/2026
Make a band edible: Breakfasting Benjamin
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Meek Barbarian @meekbarbarian.com · 11/09/2026
The Unipiper is basically a hyperlocal celebrity! www.unipiper.com
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The Unipiper
The Unipiper Whiskey is here! Click to learn more!
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Meek Barbarian @meekbarbarian.com · 10/09/2026
Who needs code words and unintelligible slang when you can just use archaic cursive!
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Meek Barbarian @meekbarbarian.com · 10/09/2026
What's it like inside your head?
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Meek Barbarian @meekbarbarian.com · 10/09/2026
Only if it's called Cave'n Hearne. Sorry. I'll see myself out.
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Meek Barbarian @meekbarbarian.com · 09/09/2026
Accurate! But “Dungeon Crawler Dude With Princess Donut” doesn’t quite roll off the tongue the same way.
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Meek Barbarian @meekbarbarian.com · 09/09/2026
If you see this, post a not quite “Star Trek”.
A logo that simply reads “Star Trek” … but it’s in the font and colors of Star Wars’ logo.
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Meek Barbarian @meekbarbarian.com · 09/09/2026
I don't have the funds for a Switch 2 but damn if I'm not drooling over the Ocarina of Time remake.
A screenshot from the new Ocarina of Time remake trailer showing adult Link sitting atop his horse, Epona, as she rears up.
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Meek Barbarian @meekbarbarian.com · 08/09/2026
I think it’s really unfair that my wife says no when I ask for the giant friendly skelly-boi. He’d be so handsome in our front yard.
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Meek Barbarian @meekbarbarian.com · 08/09/2026
I was there when the strength of Geocities failed.
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Elrond's Famous Line: I Was There Gandalf
Alt: Elrond from Lord of the Rings: “I was there, Gandalf. I was there 3000 years ago…”
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Tee - The Warrior of Smolness 🐾🧚FFXIV @teegan-adventurer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The whole Wile E Coyote AMA on Reddit thingy is hilarious. I’m quoting the OP’s images here with alt text.
Question from ArchDucky:
Have you ever tried ordering fresh roadrunner meat from Amazon?

Reply:
Wile looks alarmed at a sign he is holding up which reads:
Road Runners do not live in the AmazonQuestion by CapedCrusador:
Will you return for Avengers Doomsday?

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Wile points at a sign he is holding up which reads:
Will Road Runner be there?Question by NominalPerson:
Have you ever thought of switching over to a digital sign?

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Wile looks annoyed and is holding a sign which reads:
They keep blowing upQuestion by Comicspedia:
Hello! How many stunt coyotes were used in the making of this film?

Reply:
Wile looks annoyed and is holding up a sign which reads:
I am the stunt coyote
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🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I would 100% support a law that says if any digital platform removes your access to media you paid for then they are required to refund you the entirety of the original purchase price. That would solve this whole thing in a hurry.
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Meek Barbarian @meekbarbarian.com · 01/09/2026
An infographic/meme with a title and a progress meter

VOTING FOR LEOPARDS (who eat faces)
a timeline

Blue - Leopards aren't real

Green - OK, leopards are real, but they don't actually eat any faces

Yellow - Fine, leopards  eat some faces, but only the faces that leopards think are bad

Yellowish Orange - Alright, alright; leopards eat a few faces they shouldn't, but my friends and I helped them so we're definitely safe

Reddish Orange - Oh, no

Red - FUCK
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Meek Barbarian @meekbarbarian.com · 30/08/2026
I’m looking forward to the rain in a few days, but I’m not enjoying losing my evening daylight. I can feel the SAD (Seasonal Affective Disorder) starting to rear its head again.
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Davis Bickford @davis.social · 30/08/2026
Photo of a part of the sticker wall, near the gum wall in Seattle. A large glued poster of a cat holding a sign reads, “A.I. IS DẠTA
& CAN ONLY LOOK AT WHERE WE'VE BEEN.
CREATIVITY IS TRYING TO SEE WHERE WE CAN GO.”
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Meek Barbarian @meekbarbarian.com · 30/08/2026
Post your getaway vehicle(s)
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Mad Luigi
Alt: Luigi from Mario Kart driving past you and giving you his glare from the side.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The title reads, "Suddenly Finding A New Obsession".
In the first panel we see Sarah, the protagonist, in front of her computer. She has a bored expression on her face.
In the second panel we zoom in on her face. She looks suddenly alert.
In the third panel we zoom in even closer on her face. Her eyes and mouth are wide open in intrigue.
In the fourth panel we zoom out and see Sarah in front of her computer again, but this time she is dressed in a frog costume, surrounded by frog toys, and has an "I heart frogs" poster behind her.
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Meek Barbarian @meekbarbarian.com · 29/08/2026
Happy Birthday!
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Meek Barbarian @meekbarbarian.com · 26/08/2026
In honor of National Dog Day, I give you some art from my vet’s office:
A simple sketch of a cat sitting on its butt staring at the viewer with prominent whiskers to each side, labelled at the top “The Perfect Dog”
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Tallgirl6234 @tallgirl6234.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This needs to be a thing
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Meek Barbarian @meekbarbarian.com · 25/08/2026
*reads disapprovingly*
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Meek Barbarian @meekbarbarian.com · 21/08/2026
Playing a game and collecting games are two separate (if highly related) hobbies! Signed, my RPG Shelves & Steam backlog
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Rebecca Hicks (She/Her) @rhicks.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Holy crap this just keeps looking more and more spectacular. youtu.be/dtr5JL1zkiM?...
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Wildwood – Official Trailer
YouTube video by LAIKA Studios
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Meek Barbarian @meekbarbarian.com · 19/08/2026
Is the cat on the right that much bigger than the left one, or is it just that the right one is that much closer to the camera?
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"this edible ain't shit" two hours later:
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Meek Barbarian @meekbarbarian.com · 19/08/2026
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Hank Hill: What The Hell Is Going On Here?
Alt: Hank Hill from King of the Hill saying "What The Hell Is Going On Here?"
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Meek Barbarian @meekbarbarian.com · 19/08/2026
I only remember some of the books (read up to 4, I think?) but I must say I'm really enjoying your rollercoaster of discovery.
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Meek Barbarian @meekbarbarian.com · 19/08/2026
You shoulda made 7 sips, Not 6! So you could sell the 7 teas as you sail the 7 seas.
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Portland Mercury @portlandmercury.com · 19/08/2026
Portland's coolest game shop is hidden within the all-ages vegan punk/metal venue Black Water on NE Sandy.
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Portland’s Coolest Game Shop Hides in Black Water’s Record Store - Portland Mercury
Though it sits on a busy stretch of NE Sandy Boulevard, Dark Future can be tricky to find. But I duck through the door of all-ages vegan punk/metal venue Black Water and hook a left into its adjacent ...
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Meek Barbarian @meekbarbarian.com · 19/08/2026
Makes me wonder if playing Kingdom Hearts would be a good touchstone for this, as I’ve never played any.
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Meek Barbarian @meekbarbarian.com · 19/08/2026
Prepping the new campaign frame from #Daggerheart, Reign of the Weredragon, for its session 0/1 and it’s straight up an excuse to be a Disney villain. Or maybe Kingdom Hearts but the Final Fantasy things are replaced by heroic fantasy dnd/rpg tropes. The BBEG is clearly Maleficient!
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Meek Barbarian @meekbarbarian.com · 18/08/2026
That’s amazing!
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Meek Barbarian @meekbarbarian.com · 18/08/2026
I find this deal … Satisfactory.
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Satisfactory Game: Perfect Clapping
Alt: Satisfactory Game clip of 3 Pioneers clapping
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Brian Lynch @brianmichaellynch.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Donkey Kong's arch enemy should be Monkey Kong who is a donkey
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Meek Barbarian @meekbarbarian.com · 16/08/2026
Related: bsky.app/profile/meek...
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Meek Barbarian @meekbarbarian.com · 16/08/2026
Corollary: one of the pitfalls of the same is oooo something shiny let me change my entire focus for a few hours 😅
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