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Andrew Mearns

@mearns.bsky.social
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Giancarlo dinger admirer | Pinstripe Alley senior editor | Baseball Prospectus writer | Past: Cut4, MLB | Cat dad | Batdog enthusiast

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Andrew Mearns @mearns.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Put Aaron Boone In The Crystal 2026
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Andrew Mearns @mearns.bsky.social · 19h
let's do this gang
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Milwaukee Brewers Barrel Dancing
YouTube video by Just be yourself
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Andrew Mearns @mearns.bsky.social · 20h
wonder what Tyler Clippard is up to
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Andrew Mearns @mearns.bsky.social · 20h
Manny robbed again in that same spot at Petco. Man.
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ADAM JONES ROBS MANNY MACHADO OF HOME RUN IN WBC
YouTube video by Ghetto Gamestop
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Andrew Mearns @mearns.bsky.social · 21h
Yeah Jeter the player was always far more compelling than Jeter the guy. My favorite players were like Bernie, Matsui, Canó, dudes who you could see were alive. Jeter's best quality was that you knew he basically never, ever, ever put in a bad at-bat. Which means a lot! But only so much charisma.
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Andrew Mearns @mearns.bsky.social · 22h
Hartford Whalers still existed!
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Andrew Mearns @mearns.bsky.social · 23h
rinse recycle repeat
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Andrew Mearns @mearns.bsky.social · 23h
"Kevin Cash remembers when the Mesa brothers signed with the Marlins and their dad pointing at the one who he actually believed in" is some kind of weird story
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Andrew Mearns @mearns.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
never mind I don't feel bad anymore
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Ronald Acuña Jr. partners with Kalshi, becoming first MLB star to promote prediction market
Acuña is not the first athlete to partner with a prediction market, but the announcement is likely to be met with some scrutiny.
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Andrew Mearns @mearns.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ronald 🙁
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Andrew Mearns @mearns.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
a battle between two players who were born after Revenge of the Sith came out. dark side, indeed.
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Pinstripe Alley @pinstripealley.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
let us go indeed
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Andrew Mearns @mearns.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
look the Dodgers need to do the guy a favor and find Teo a place where he can DH for the rest of the decade
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Lauren Dracula 🧛‍♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We have been living in the Black Hole Sun video for about a decade now
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Andrew Mearns @mearns.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
this is like the complete opposite of the 2005 ALCS in terms of bullpen usage lol
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Andrew Mearns @mearns.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Chicago Pope quickly shuffling through his papers to see if there are any specific prayers to resurrect José Contreras’ arm
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Andrew Mearns @mearns.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the last time Christian Yelich had a playoff RBI, he was giving Jhoulys Chacín run support lol
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Andrew Mearns @mearns.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
there’s nothing like doing something in another room, hearing a random former Yankee’s name (Miguel Andujar) announced on the broadcast, and feeling your eyes bulge out because you briefly forgot they existed
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Andrew Mearns @mearns.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
whither Jarrod Dyson
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Andrew Mearns @mearns.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
(it's no "What's Up Danger," but nothing is)
youtu.be
What's Up Danger? | Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse
YouTube video by Scene City
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Andrew Mearns @mearns.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
apparently Marvel put the beginning of Brand New Day on YouTube, which means we can now watch the whole amazing "Wolf Like Me" sequence. hell yeah
youtu.be
SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY - Extended Preview
YouTube video by Sony Pictures Entertainment
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Casey Drottar @caseydrottar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"God dammit, Merrill." Pat Murphy is a national treasure and having him mic'd up for this catch was amazing.
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Andrew Mearns @mearns.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
go Bison
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Andrew Mearns @mearns.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ronald Acuña Jr.'s last playoff homer was in front of an empty Minute Maid Park in the 2020 NLDS against the Marlins. Weird.
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Ronald Acuña Jr. hits a leadoff homer to right-center | 10/06/2020
Ronald Acuña Jr. crushes a leadoff home run to right-center field, becoming the youngest player to hit a leadoff homer in the postseason
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Andrew Mearns @mearns.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Kiké hasn't been good in 5 years but he's still doing this shit in October lol
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the tech industry is about to invent books
Andrew Yeung 
@andruyeung
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We created gyms because modern day work no
longer required physical activity. Without exercise,
our muscles atrophy.
I predict we'll need gyms for our brains too, once Al
starts doing our knowledge work.
10:53 PM • 10/4/26 • 1.3M Views
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Saying he'd be cool with Iran nuking my home city is pretty bad but not quite as bad as when Hillary said some trump supporters were deplorable so I can see why the media turned the latter into a major scandal and not the former
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Andrew Mearns @mearns.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Put Aaron Boone In The Crystal 2026
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Andrew Mearns @mearns.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"I'm seeing 3-4 home playoff games in a year where Judge was hurt most of it! Best of luck next year boys!"
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Pinstripe Alley @pinstripealley.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
don’t worry I hear in Year 10 they will finally stop embarrassing themselves under him, total coincidence
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Andrew Mearns @mearns.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
a pitcher who hadn't pitched in six weeks and was his own admission still injured and would indeed soon have elbow surgery
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Andrew Mearns @mearns.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
we never knew how good we had it with Tom
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Andrew Mearns @mearns.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
there is only one Ball Month, as I heard from Dane Cook 20 (??) years ago
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Andrew Mearns @mearns.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
John Sterling despised both the Trop and sloppy-ass baseball, so it's honestly a mercy that he left us before having to witness this series, even at home on TV
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Andrew Mearns @mearns.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"your team was named WHAT for over 100 years?? well I won't judge, but I know a certain someone who will."
the Chicago Pope
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Andrew Mearns @mearns.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
for a moment I thought “damn, Braves control this series now with Sale starting,” and then I remembered that the man who murdered a country’s joy is pitching for LA in Game 3 lol
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Andrew Mearns @mearns.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the best way to overcome questionable strategy is to Win Anyway
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Andrew Mearns @mearns.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
who needs Chris Sale when you have Ray Kerr & Didier Fuentes (apparently)
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Andrew Mearns @mearns.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the definitive tweet of 2020s TV
Surf Dracula tweet 
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Andrew Mearns @mearns.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The scenes with the doctors are actual nightmare fuel
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Andrew Mearns @mearns.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Doug Brien.
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 05/10/2026
ocean avenue being played for the first time, 1653
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Andrew Mearns @mearns.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the fucking wheelers
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Andrew Mearns @mearns.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“when in doubt, direct your emergency swing toward Teoscar” is pretty sound strategy tbh
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Andrew Mearns @mearns.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
90 Pitches of Hell: The Blake Snell Story
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Andrew Mearns @mearns.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Dumb and Dumber - Big gulps huh?
YouTube video by kaje
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Andrew Mearns @mearns.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
stick to interviewing bases
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Andrew Mearns @mearns.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
let’s go GOOSE
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Andrew Mearns @mearns.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
also Tex but I like him less, so
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Andrew Mearns @mearns.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
nothing ages you more in the year 2026 than "he was teammates with A-Rod"
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