Reposted by T E E T HJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 10/10/2026operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency me: hey. why was liberty biberty beheaded operator: he constructed the forbidden fractal me: i don't know what that means operator: some 300 light-years from earth, there exists what you might describe as a "palace of time." the me: nevermind 171910308
Reposted by T E E T HWuf 멍멍 @bongrot.bsky.social · 30/06/2026RuPaul: does anyone still wear a hat? Vivi Ornitier is here! Vivi: hi Ru Ru: now Vivi, I hear you’re a fan of the dolls Vivi: well, it’s complicated, Ru, they’re being used as instruments of war, but then I learned at the black mage villag— Michelle: why it gotta be black? Ru: HAAAAAAA 41115
Reposted by T E E T HAlex Kramer @shamshandwich.bsky.social · 22/05/2026THIS is what the internet is supposed to be 17429
T E E T H @me-mal.bsky.social · 24/05/2026anything with aspartame in it leaves the inside of my mouth greasy and bitter tasting for the rest of the day. i'll take my chances with the sucrose/fructose/glucose of it all and have a dr pepper, thank you. 000
Reposted by T E E T HChristina Holland @mortalwombat.info · 27/03/2026Oh don't be modest, t shirt. I think you are porfect 0111
Reposted by T E E T HNess 🟡⚪🟣⚫ @nesstheenby.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Greta Thunberg went "we need to save the climate" then thought about it for a few years and went "climate change is caused by capitalism, and to fight climate change effectively you need to dismantle capitalism" and some people need to make the same mental journey she did 142850906
Reposted by T E E T Hkc green @kcg.bsky.social · 14/03/2026A free taste of the daily comics I’ve been doing over on my patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/152540... 480975
T E E T H @me-mal.bsky.social · 28/02/2026OH SO WE CAN'T SERVE CUNT ANYMORE IN THIS REGION, HUH? SLAYING ABSOLUTELY IS NOW TOO MUCH FOR EVERYONE IN THE WINDS AND WAVES ERA? SHE'S STUNNING AND I'LL HAVE NO MORE OF THIS SLANDER!! 010
T E E T H @me-mal.bsky.social · 10/01/2026i told them if they thought this was a genuinely good idea to end it, so yeah i think you could have gone a little harder on them 020
Reposted by T E E T Hkc green @kcg.bsky.social · 30/09/2025do we get to see any of the great jokes and sets being performed at the Riyadh comedy fest? i want to see what jokez killed and what jokes bombed. 51115
Reposted by T E E T HJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 07/09/2025These days, the football game of what’s more and more. In order to champion — when its competition of the ballgame — America is the time for together. And that’s which of the fans. The fans of what it’s most of all. Let’s what it again: the fans of when it’s more. 871826355
T E E T H @me-mal.bsky.social · 22/07/2025just a couple weeks ago, i was on my front porch and heard a weird thud from the small patch of grass nearby; a hawk had dive bombed a pigeon and had a quick meal before flying off. it happened so quick, i didn't get a picture. :( 030
T E E T H @me-mal.bsky.social · 21/07/2025none of the 20 racists were there in good faith which made the whole thing feel like a farce. 010
T E E T H @me-mal.bsky.social · 09/07/2025would that Etsy be wufcrafts.etsy.com by any chance!?wufcrafts.etsy.com 120
Reposted by T E E T HPile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 09/07/2025"BOZO. EAT DUST. THIS BAG TWO-THIRDS AIR." 5766252239
T E E T H @me-mal.bsky.social · 23/04/2025i'm less of a scanner and more of a looker but i can try if you think that'll help. 010
Reposted by T E E T HKatie Tiedrich @katietiedrich.bsky.social · 22/04/2025two different coworkers on either side of a disagreement came to me for guidance and I told them both the same thing and they both think I agree with them 232520
Reposted by T E E T HRobert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 03/04/2025As a non-Muslim, Ramadan still impacts me in that every day at sundown my apartment building smells fucking delicious 2601
Reposted by T E E T HRobert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 27/03/2025This so fucking funny I'm sorry, if you read the article: "Representatives from the USA have been going door-to-door in Nuuk [...] to find Greenlanders who wanted to be visited by Usha Vance. After they failed to find anyone, the visit was cancelled." www.thelondoneconomic.com/politics/gre...thelondoneconomic.comGreenland visit cancelled after locals refuse to welcome Usha VanceUsha Vance's visit to Greenland's capital was cancelled after representatives failed to find any locals to welcome her, according to reports. 3535
Reposted by T E E T HKatie Tiedrich @katietiedrich.bsky.social · 17/03/2025sitting under a tree with Merlin’s Sound ID on and getting clowned on by one mockingbird 217612
Reposted by T E E T HColin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 13/03/2025clock tower 2 is not a good game but it does contain "if i was being attacked by a demon possessed child i would simply kick their ass" 5240991145
Reposted by T E E T Hwint @dril.bsky.social · 13/03/2025If i saw a child doing heroin i would jump in front of the needle and take the Hit . That is how dedicated i am to community's 223175492083
Reposted by T E E T HRobert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 11/03/2025Thank you Bluesky for finally allowing me to upload my video where I teach you how to do any polyrhythm 611921
Reposted by T E E T HRobert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 09/03/2025I don’t know about how true this is but I am really sick of society being held hostage by young men who need to be gently coddled into not being a misogynist shithead 61166
Reposted by T E E T Hjj skolnik @supremenothing.myatproto.social · 07/03/2025can’t stop saying “bevboially sweetbones bondnated beveriseeds” to myself 722549
Reposted by T E E T Hpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 07/03/2025There’s something unusual about Al Yankovic. He’s odd in some way. Strange. There’s only one word to describe him: abnormal 1843835375
T E E T H @me-mal.bsky.social · 06/03/2025now THAT'S the type of non-threatening, useless, performative, spineless do-nothing act that i can GET behind! power to the shirt company that we paid to make these implements of immense power and protest! 010
T E E T H @me-mal.bsky.social · 06/03/2025hoh hoh hoh, i know this grift. the first one's free but the SECOND one? after you're hooked and *need* it? ⛈️ some money! ⛈️ (can't wait to play! ty ty! <3) 010
T E E T H @me-mal.bsky.social · 06/03/2025feels like you're subsidizing the work that should be done by city employees onto the citizens under the guise of "doing out part". should this not be general maintenance that the city knows about and prepares for every year? too much funds into the "night mayor" to pay for this? what's goin' on? 000
T E E T H @me-mal.bsky.social · 06/03/2025was it good? did it help you stave off death from being swarmed by draugrs? 000
Reposted by T E E T HTrevors (1990) starring Kevin Bacon @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 05/03/2025He's up for pre-order!! Let's make this guy happen. I've had to see six years worth of terrible bootlegs, i'd love for an official, well-made one to exist! 25937390
Reposted by T E E T HCrux 🦇 @cruxbatface.bsky.social · 03/03/2025NOOOO LOUIE NOOOOOOOOOO #Pikmin #CruxBatArt 8648257
Reposted by T E E T Hda share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 27/02/2025ITS MY TURN - dashare.zone ADMIN 01107240
Reposted by T E E T Hdrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 26/02/2025i appreciate this store's attempt to quantify the effects of the weed they sell but i'm going to find a strain with higher stats in see future and lower stats in ghost cereal 1116714