Reposted by Alex Kramer🥖Kekeflipnote🥖 🔜 NFC @kekeflipnote.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love ❤️ 3578602210
Alex Kramer @shamshandwich.bsky.social · 03/10/2026No matter how many scented candles I eat, doo-doo is still doo-doo scented!!!!!!!!!! 060
Reposted by Alex KramerBarry Kramer @barrykramer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026If you want some pumpkin stickers for Halloweentimes now’s a great time to check out me merch! 🐌! pointofsnail.com 🐌! Also some not-very-spooky-but-your-mileage-may-vary shirts! 16416
Reposted by Alex Kramer🌈miski🌦️ @miski.bsky.social · 03/10/2026hi if you also think the new firefox update is ugly and space inefficient: type about:config to address bar, enter, hit yes search "nova" set browser.nova.enabled to false it doesn't revert everything, but it gets rid of the space wasting Round 16317112
Reposted by Alex KramerTyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 28/09/2026 5920143
Alex Kramer @shamshandwich.bsky.social · 26/09/2026"Ooh, it's almost Spooky Season!!" I screech as I clamber atop a cop car and rivers of Pumpkin Spice Blood pour out of my eye sockets "Wow!" -Satan 170
Reposted by Alex Kramerrobin @robinva.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This is Miyamoto. i accidnentally dleleted the ocairina of time remake. Fuuuuuuuuuck Dude we Have to Start Over . Fuuuuuuuuuuckin shittttttttttttt . 51167421
Alex Kramer @shamshandwich.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Pickpocketing: I steal your wallet Pockpicketing: Your wallet steals me Tingpickpock: wh aamI light headedd? Gasleak: ing Flump: Wump 165
Alex Kramer @shamshandwich.bsky.social · 21/09/2026🎶 Do you remembah? The 21st niiiiiight of Septembah? Is Yom Kippur lol 050
Alex Kramer @shamshandwich.bsky.social · 20/09/2026BLEEP BLOOP! This is your automated reminder to drink H2O!! BEELP BOOLP! This is your automated reminder to drink H2O2!! 360
Reposted by Alex KramerFoxer in a Fox Land @foxtrottts.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Felt compelled to create an audio/visual representation 182
Alex Kramer @shamshandwich.bsky.social · 19/09/2026"Virtual Insanity" music video, except my unconscious body is snagged in one of the corners 4110
Reposted by Alex KramerKimberly Spirit 👻🪦 @kimspirit.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The Lord replied... "When you see only one set of footprints, it was then that I demand you put me down this instant" 1112
Alex Kramer @shamshandwich.bsky.social · 17/09/2026JRPG = Juicy Role Playing Game TTRPG = Titty Role Playing Game MMORPG = Mixed Martial Orts Role Playing Game 093
Alex Kramer @shamshandwich.bsky.social · 14/09/2026America so old, Mississippi is now Ma'amissippi 2163
Alex Kramer @shamshandwich.bsky.social · 12/09/2026To the government agencies and AI smart devices recording audio of me at all times: Please do NOT release the audio of me eating a pear just now It sounded like I was giving birth to some unspeakable Eldritch horror through my mouth (Yummy pear, though!) 1110
Alex Kramer @shamshandwich.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I refer to Samus as "Hangry" and she immediately decapitates me with a punch #MetroidRavenous 0100
Alex Kramer @shamshandwich.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Lunchy Munchy: EGG SALAD Humpty Dumpty: EGGS A LAD 1110
Alex Kramer @shamshandwich.bsky.social · 08/09/2026What if in the new Zelda, all the visuals are updated EXCEPT King Zora? He couldn't be brought in for a model/texture upgrade because he hasn't finished scooching over in his seat since 1998. 091
Reposted by Alex Kramer💀 House of 5000 Big Skeletons 🩻 @sir.bsky.social · 08/09/2026HELLO IS COOCHIE HOME 5564258
Reposted by Alex KramerBarry Kramer @barrykramer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Made a pair of bingo cards for the upcoming Nintendos Direct! (I'm assuming the plural grammar here works like "attorneys general") 1823977
Reposted by Alex KramerBarry Kramer @barrykramer.bsky.social · 05/09/2026MY MERCH STORE IS NOW OPEN! (it only took me six years to reopen it shhh) Shirts! Sticker(s)! Snail facts! And more to come! Check it out and let me know what you think 🐌 pointofsnail.com 916136
Alex Kramer @shamshandwich.bsky.social · 04/09/2026(Me as a Heist Magician) "Is THIS your card???" I shout, holding up my own Heart. The Mob Boss shouts angrily at his goons, but too late!! I'm already gone (dead on the floor) 290
Reposted by Alex KramerBarry Kramer @barrykramer.bsky.social · 29/08/2026"What's the colors of the French flag and in what order?" (edited by @ambergambexe.com) 1022182
Alex Kramer @shamshandwich.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Lead a horse to water, and it'll drink for a day. TEACH a horse to water. Bam- now you have a seahorse. 2122
Alex Kramer @shamshandwich.bsky.social · 27/08/2026(Getting mauled by a Bear) My Nervous System: Oh SHIT I've been startled!!! Quick- Fight or Flight!!?? Me: Is Pepsi okay? 041
Reposted by Alex KramerKatt @sarcastickatt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026We gotta get gaudier for Dolly, and weirder for Tim. 523051106
Alex Kramer @shamshandwich.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Comparison is the thief of joy. And Cheese-Man is the thief of cheese!! 291
Alex Kramer @shamshandwich.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Oh shit I've got YTP disease. Ease. sssseeeEEase. EeeH. yEyh. 2164
Alex Kramer @shamshandwich.bsky.social · 22/08/2026My 'elevator pitch' is Throwing a Baseball in the Elevator and Everyone Gets really mad at me 171
Reposted by Alex KramerCHERRI👽Glorptuber @cherrichus.lol · 21/08/20265 DAYS LEFT WE ARE AT 36% !!! 04421
Alex Kramer @shamshandwich.bsky.social · 20/08/2026DID YOU KNOW! If you shrank down to the size of an atom you'd be like "huh" and then you'd die. 1213
Alex Kramer @shamshandwich.bsky.social · 18/08/2026New movie called "Stuart Big." He's a REGULAR sized human person raised by a mouse family. Rated PG-13 for brief mouse nudity. 050
Alex Kramer @shamshandwich.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Is it possible for a couple to Ratatouille each other during sex? 040
Alex Kramer @shamshandwich.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Did you know? Abraham Lincoln could've sent a Fax to a Samurai Here's a Historical Reenactment of what it could have said: "Konichiwa! Four Score and seven- OW MY HEAD! Sorry, bumped into a horse. I shouldn't fax while walking. Okay byyyyyyyeeeee!" 050
Alex Kramer @shamshandwich.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I shout "CHAOS CONTROL!!!!" but all that happens is my pants fall down to my ankles #based 0170
Alex Kramer @shamshandwich.bsky.social · 11/08/2026'Brittney Spears' sounds like a Pokémon that evolved from one of the below: Jennknifer Stabmantha Javelinda Sword...ina 0101
Reposted by Alex KramerBarry Kramer @barrykramer.bsky.social · 09/08/2026NEW VIDEO!? omg metal gearyoutu.beA Good Enough Summary of Metal Gear 1 & 2YouTube video by Barry Kramer 18513170
Alex Kramer @shamshandwich.bsky.social · 09/08/2026[First day of James Bond school] Me: (dropping martini onto the floor) The name's Nervous. ME Nervous. 1103
Alex Kramer @shamshandwich.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Ce train arrive à la gare. Vous n'allez pas CROIRE ce qui va se passer ensuite! (PAS piège à clics) 010
![Zelda Direct Bingus Bongus
Row 1: Zelda Movie baffling casting decision | Zelda Movie "you know what actually I see it" casting decision | a port with no extra bells and/or whistles (whistles??) [with a skewed Spirit Tracks logo] | Dead Hand in 4K [background says "no no no" over and over] | Zelda Alarmo shaped like a Cucco
Row 2: where is Kass? is he safe? [image of Kass the accordion-playing bird man from Breath of the Wild] | Link's Crossbow Training 2 | Eiji Aonuma says the word "pants" | Malo Mart Management Sim [drawing I made of Malo from Twilight Princess and the word OBEY like the Andre the Giant Has a Posse OBEY] | Surprise! Ocarina of Time Remake has SpaceWorld 2000 graphics [image from that graphics demo in the background]
Row 3: Obligatory Mother 3 Bingo Square for some reason [with sad Lucas] | The Great Deku Tree lookin' sexy as hell | Internet is Mad (FREE SPACE) [with Triforce background] | something Link Between Worlds god please | drawing of a screaming Goron Link going "AAAAA"
Row 4: weird Zelda crossover that makes everyone go "huh" | Young Link is chopped | Adult Link is unc | they tease the next major Zelda wayyy too early [Coming 202- 8 crossed out, 9 scribbled out, 2030] | they say how many years ago OoT released and I wish they didn't
Row 5: Link says a full sentence ("well excuuuuu-") | "You thought we said Ocarina? No, we said Ooccoorina." [Link playing the Ocarina but it's been replaced with a Ooccoo Jr. head] | dampé | we all pretend we don't know who Sheik is [yellow emoji head with closed eyes saying "who is that he seems cool"] | stream is hijacked by someone yelling about how Zelda II is underrated](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ku7wb5czg5i2tq2briux4wad/bafkreiarqebdc6c3gk4nctfd2ahnotwhvszuvar5cmhufdo6w6dxxq6ksq)
![Nintendo Direct Bingus Bongus
Row 1: Luigi falls over [image of Luigi on his side] | A character with a name like "Gumbo" | Edutainment is BACK [Donkey Kong Jr. Math, Brain Age for the DS, and the muncher from Number Munchers] | something Zelda-related they forgot to add to the Zelda Direct | Switch 2 Welcome Tour price increase to help you feel more welcome
Row 2: holding hands (scandalous) | Air Riders DLC [Kirby holding an NES Zapper with "we gave him a gun"] | lizard | can we have music in the eshop again i miss it so | BY GOD IT'S SHU TAKUMI WITH A STEEL CHAIR
Row 3: Obligatory Mother 3 Bingo Square [with sad Lucas] | The Nintendo Direct voiceover guy uses his serious voice to say you can level up your stats | Internet is Mad (FREE SPACE) [with Mario star in the background] | a creature shaped like this: [silhouette of a blob with two big bulbous bits on top and a kinda blobby/wavy underside] | Nintendo sends assassins to everyone who streamed the Duskbloods network test
Row 4: me :) they put me in the Direct bc I've been good | Balloon Fight 99 [with a bunch of little Balloon Fight NES sprites and the fish that eats you and also two of them are kissing] | CHRONO TRIGGER, BABY [with a drawing of Frog from Chrono Trigger] | a new Punch-Out (preferably by Next Level) and I will never ask for anything again | the number 22
Row 5: front-facing Waluigi [with an uncomfortably close Waluigi staring into your soul] | a narrative RPG where you play as a Boo | GameCube/GBA link cable support added to NSO aka PAC-MAN VS. LET'S GO | ANIMAL CROSSING! [in the bottom really small it adds: ... Amiibo Festival 2] | Samus adopts a cat](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ku7wb5czg5i2tq2briux4wad/bafkreicisg7cp7uqeckteexswzbtrv4a74gdudlo2eexeov336vwphi6pu)
