Reposted by TortsIllustratedLinda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 5hI realize it often feels like nothing matters anymore, but a comedian going on SNL and calling women whores— calling the ordinary women he sees at the gym *whores* — because of their clothes matters to me. It’s really gross, and I’m glad Levy said something. 754121794
Reposted by TortsIllustratedNaomi Jane Gray @shadesofgraylaw.bsky.social · 4hHappy Indigenous Peoples’ Day 031
Reposted by TortsIllustratedNaomi Jane Gray @shadesofgraylaw.bsky.social · 4hWho at SNL allowed this to happen jfc. And thank you, Dan Levy, modeling how to do it 1194
TortsIllustrated @mcogswell.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I saw that this was coming from a headline. What horrid behavior by our government. This is abhorrent disgusting behavior and there is no excuse for it. And I am certain it does not reflect the majority in our country. 010
TortsIllustrated @mcogswell.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Alexa keeps telling me and I keep telling it... 020
Reposted by TortsIllustratedMatt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026the tech industry is about to invent books 574215924211
Reposted by TortsIllustratedKelsey, Segrentarri of Ca’at Data and Birb Mail @kelskels06.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I’M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! Currently, Gonzo is holding steady at 97.11% (if you include the outlier, 100.36%) YTD. Out of 278 total days, he’s committed crimbs on 116 of them (41.7%). 3126519
Reposted by TortsIllustrateddave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026in his old age, Sandal has become a terror at night. he wakes us up by meowing until we bring him food. he insists we put the bowl on the bed. i find this frustrating, but that's not really fair. if i could have someone deliver me food in bed whenever i wanted, i'd basically never do anything else. 3377741
Reposted by TortsIllustratedheather bussing @heatherbussing.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Now let's talk about sexual harassment at work and how the victim is always the one who has to charge jobs or leave. 0121
Reposted by TortsIllustratedBarred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026They gave her two syringes of pentobarbital and she's alive...as far as I'm concerned, God granted a stay Sign from the universe to call the execution off 1441967
Reposted by TortsIllustratedMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 11/09/2026"Women are TOO EMOTIONAL to be president!!!!!" 1518240717139
Reposted by TortsIllustratedJames Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Flock cameras have no place in Texas. They can piece together an exact map of your behavior — the places you went and how long you were there. Flock calls this “pattern-of-life” mapping. Texans call it something else: government overreach. 592185664869
Reposted by TortsIllustratedThe Captain @thoreau.bsky.social · 30/08/2026TEXANS PLEASE CHECK YOUR VOTER REGISTRATION 10129691481
Reposted by TortsIllustratedMGB💙 @wtpmary.bsky.social · 30/08/2026This is a chance Texans may not see again for a long time. Talarico will serve the state. He will honor the office and his oath. Service means something to him. He is a leader in ushering in new and better candidates. Texas, come on, vote this man into office. 18375912196
Reposted by TortsIllustrated🏳️⚧️ UNBAN LINK @biancamack.co · 30/08/2026Love a direct, to the point queen. Say it plainly and leave no space for bad-faith bullshit. 3699782813
Reposted by TortsIllustratedDavid at FOIAball @foiaball.com · 26/08/2026Wanna know something I think would be crazy? It would be crazy if XX-XY Athletics, the apparel firm stoking outrage against the WNBA, had a secret, Koch brothers-aligned, oil rich family fortune behind it. But that would be crazy, right??? www.foiaball.com/p/xx-xy-athl...foiaball.comThe oil money lurking behind the WNBA outrageXX-XY Athletics has an interesting paper trail. 8848891764
Reposted by TortsIllustratedLiz Ahern 🌈🇲🇽🏳️⚧️☮️ @austinmermaid.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Paxton ordered women to be tracked down like criminals when seeking reproductive healthcare. Texans that care about girls and women will vote for Talarico. #TeamTalarico #GinaForTexas #VoteBlue 20044272011
TortsIllustrated @mcogswell.bsky.social · 25/08/2026New name but this is really just making smart choices. Pro tip - stick to dating and marrying those who treat you well. 010
TortsIllustrated @mcogswell.bsky.social · 24/08/2026It was only in the last few years that I stopped and thought about the fact that I was only "caught" by my parents a few times even tho this occurred nightly. 010
Reposted by TortsIllustratedBrian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 22/08/2026a columnist for a publication is not entitled to that platform by virtue of a job title. they are held to the standards of that publication, of which his writing could not pass in this instance and in others he listed in the past. it’s not censorship. it’s basic editorial process. 32049
Reposted by TortsIllustratedHolly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I think it's interesting how none of the Can't We All Just Get Along quislings OR the Just Asking Questions brigade can answer why the writer in question couldn't follow the basic structural rules that exist at basically every American newspaper ever. Don't you think that's interesting? 520820
Reposted by TortsIllustratedGONZO the Ca'at @gonzo.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Behaviores Report: 95% goode 5% menase of Ludo. NO RAGRETS! 2785935
Reposted by TortsIllustratedMary @mfbrodie.bsky.social · 20/08/2026James Talarico is bringing left, right, and center together. If he can do that in Texas, imagine what he can do in the US Senate! ❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥 Ken Paxton accepted $500,000 from data center interests. Paxton sells Texas to the highest bidder. Talarico brings Texans together. #SheShedyoutu.beJames Talarico unveils BOLD PLAN to combat data centersYouTube video by James Talarico 15373442455
Reposted by TortsIllustratedTofuNYG 🏈🏳️🌈🗽🇺🇦 🚫👑🖕🧊 @groguspeak.bsky.social · 20/08/2026static.klipy.comJim Carrey's Funny Faces from Liar LiarALT: Jim Carrey's Funny Faces from Liar Liar 1123
TortsIllustrated @mcogswell.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Wait a fast food restaurant in two states with 83 locations is the best in the country? 010
Reposted by TortsIllustratedBrent Toderian @brenttoderian.bsky.social · 18/08/2026This is REALLY important. “Over 50% of Americans say climate change is a serious threat; only 10% think their compatriots feel the same That perception gap on the issue is among the highest in the world, per a new Gallup poll.” They want you to think you’re alone. You’re not. #ClimateCrisissherwood.newsOver 50% of Americans say climate change is a serious threat; only 10% think their compatriots feel the sameThat perception gap on the issue is among the highest in the world, per a new Gallup poll.... 361263525
TortsIllustrated @mcogswell.bsky.social · 18/08/2026We have a cousin who had polio as a child and it has severely impacted her mobility the last few decades. Vaccines are good. 010
Reposted by TortsIllustratedWajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 18/08/2026For all the folks who are uncommitted on El-Sayed or angry over how Dems didn't support Kamala due to the Gaza genocide, here's Kamala supporting El-Sayed. Maybe consolidate & try to beat MAGA Mike Rogers? Or if you don't want him to win, then be honest & admit it. www.axios.com/local/detroi...axios.comHarris backs El-Sayed in Michigan Senate raceThe endorsement comes as Democrats unite after a bruising Michigan primary. 671525296
Reposted by TortsIllustratedAbdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 17/08/2026My name is not raising your gas prices. My name is not the reason we’re in an illegal war. My name is not the reason you can’t afford your healthcare. My name is not the reason that you can’t afford your rent or your insurance. 20389732561
Reposted by TortsIllustratedScott MacFarlane @macfarlanenews.bsky.social · 17/08/2026"People have been pushed too far" In one of several viral clips from his speech in Atlanta, Sen. Jon Ossoff (D-GA) talks about the prospect of a BLUE WAVE 14552971479
Reposted by TortsIllustratedJen Taub @jentaub.bsky.social · 17/08/2026“A single-payer universal health care system could cover every American, save more than 100,000 lives a year, and still cost $1 trillion less than the system it would replace, according to a new preprint study led by researchers at the Yale School of Public Health.” ysph.yale.edu/news-article...ysph.yale.eduUniversal Health Coverage Could Save $1 Trillion and 114,000 Lives Every Year, Yale Study ProjectsA single-payer universal health care system could cover every American, save more than 100,000 lives a year, and still cost $1 trillion less than the system it 595165447121
Reposted by TortsIllustrateddave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 16/08/2026have you been in an argument with a friend? Chancleta is here for you. read him the texts. he will listen. Chancleta will not take sides. except he will. he will take your side. he will agree with you. he will find new ways that you've been generous with your friend that you didn't even realize. 3075176
Reposted by TortsIllustratedVeronica @veronicaf.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Oh my god this is the best. 1914628
Reposted by TortsIllustratedMichelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 16/08/2026This geode that resembles the Cookie Monster was discovered by gemologist *Lucas Fassari* in November 2020 in the Rio Grande do Sul, Brazil. #AGoodPlace 13771581101
Reposted by TortsIllustratedDeborah Lynn @mrsdeborahlynn.bsky.social · 14/08/2026www.reuters.com/legal/govern... US District Judge Lynn Winmill in Boise said in an 81-page ruling issued late on Thursday that the right to a health-preserving abortion is protected by the 14th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution. #Abortionreuters.comIdaho must allow abortions to preserve women's health, US judge rulesA U.S. judge has ruled that Idaho's near-total abortion ban is unconstitutional because it provides exceptions when abortions are life-saving and not for broader risks to pregnant women's health. 9449091715
Reposted by TortsIllustratedChristopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 14/08/2026THIS is the part of James Talarico’s campaign I really like. He’s going into deep-red Texas, talking directly to people about the shit they’re actually dealing with: housing, utility bills, cost of living, corruption. And then he LISTENS. 239101192800
Reposted by TortsIllustratedRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 14/08/2026On the 91st anniversary of Social Security, these words from FDR are just as important today: 15582202971
Reposted by TortsIllustratedTheo Moudakis @theomoudakis.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Please enjoy my cartoon for Tuesday's Toronto Star 317177434682
Reposted by TortsIllustratedGONZO the Ca'at @gonzo.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Behaviores Report: 95% goode 5% trespaced on tha hellocobber shelve *HI FIFE* No ragret! 69124184
Reposted by TortsIllustratedheather bussing @heatherbussing.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Of course they did. Gender equality goes waay back. open.substack.com/pub/thenoosp...open.substack.comArchaeologists Keep Finding Women Where Men Were Supposed To BeEven when historical records already suggested they’d be there 1112
Reposted by TortsIllustratedChristopher Mims @mims.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Wow. I wrote about this at length in my book on logistics, I never thought any politician would do anything about it. For decades companies of every kind have used subcontracting to dodge responsibility for their workers. 503831769
Reposted by TortsIllustratedFunnyVia @funnyvia.com · 10/08/2026My laptop is set up to take a picture after 3 incorrect password attempts and I just got a text alert on my phone with this image attached... 3157674762
Reposted by TortsIllustratedjohn.in.chicago @john-in-chicago.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I remember watching this when it aired live in September, 1976, the Muppet Show's first season. I didn't know who Rita Moreno was, only that she was amazing. She won a Primetime Emmy for Outstanding Individual Performance in a Variety or Music Program. Happy Sunday Funday! 🥵 36397632297
Reposted by TortsIllustratedMichael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 09/08/2026FRED ARMISEN gives a brilliant impression of Diana Ross’ drummer performing the intro of “I’m Coming Out” like it’s the first time he’s ever heard it. Love it. 482023344
Reposted by TortsIllustratedAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 09/08/2026This never gets old. 453073408