Reposted by TortsIllustratedLinda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I realize it often feels like nothing matters anymore, but a comedian going on SNL and calling women whores— calling the ordinary women he sees at the gym *whores* — because of their clothes matters to me. It’s really gross, and I’m glad Levy said something. 835429972
Reposted by TortsIllustratedNaomi Jane Gray @shadesofgraylaw.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Happy Indigenous Peoples’ Day 031
Reposted by TortsIllustratedNaomi Jane Gray @shadesofgraylaw.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Who at SNL allowed this to happen jfc. And thank you, Dan Levy, modeling how to do it 2213
TortsIllustrated @mcogswell.bsky.social · 09/10/2026static.klipy.comUhm Uhmm Boy MemeAlt: Uhm Uhmm Boy Meme 010
TortsIllustrated @mcogswell.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Probably more cost effective than my smartwatch. Sleep tracking and ring my phone are my two reasons for it. 000
TortsIllustrated @mcogswell.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I saw that this was coming from a headline. What horrid behavior by our government. This is abhorrent disgusting behavior and there is no excuse for it. And I am certain it does not reflect the majority in our country. 010
TortsIllustrated @mcogswell.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Alexa keeps telling me and I keep telling it... 020
Reposted by TortsIllustratedMatt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026the tech industry is about to invent books 574216364218
Reposted by TortsIllustratedKelsey, Segrentarri of Ca’at Data and Birb Mail @kelskels06.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I’M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! Currently, Gonzo is holding steady at 97.11% (if you include the outlier, 100.36%) YTD. Out of 278 total days, he’s committed crimbs on 116 of them (41.7%). 3126519
TortsIllustrated @mcogswell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I read Gift as Grift and thought that part made perfect sense. 100
TortsIllustrated @mcogswell.bsky.social · 04/10/2026You gonna love the Caden Knighten run on the highlights 010
Reposted by TortsIllustrateddave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026in his old age, Sandal has become a terror at night. he wakes us up by meowing until we bring him food. he insists we put the bowl on the bed. i find this frustrating, but that's not really fair. if i could have someone deliver me food in bed whenever i wanted, i'd basically never do anything else. 3377741
Reposted by TortsIllustratedheather bussing @heatherbussing.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Now let's talk about sexual harassment at work and how the victim is always the one who has to charge jobs or leave. 0121
Reposted by TortsIllustratedBarred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026They gave her two syringes of pentobarbital and she's alive...as far as I'm concerned, God granted a stay Sign from the universe to call the execution off 1441967
TortsIllustrated @mcogswell.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I would prefer Jortsy as our new governor but hopefully our new governor will be better than our current. 111
TortsIllustrated @mcogswell.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Hope your recovery goes smooth, Brett. Bummed that we didn't get to see Jorts in NorCal before he left. 191
Reposted by TortsIllustratedMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 11/09/2026"Women are TOO EMOTIONAL to be president!!!!!" 1518240857144
TortsIllustrated @mcogswell.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Huge problem in California without two-party consent. 010
TortsIllustrated @mcogswell.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Very cool. Great company to have a first job with. 010
TortsIllustrated @mcogswell.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I first encountered it when I went to Baylor, well before they were in Houston. There was one near campus. 110
TortsIllustrated @mcogswell.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I hadn't heard about Joe Vs which is surprising considering the multiple family members in Texas who love to get a good deal. 110
TortsIllustrated @mcogswell.bsky.social · 03/09/2026That would be a welcome change to his tenure. 000
TortsIllustrated @mcogswell.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I think the Bears could be a part of that 8 way tie. Smells like that kind of mediocrity... Just enough to make it too hard to fire Dave. 110
Reposted by TortsIllustratedJames Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Flock cameras have no place in Texas. They can piece together an exact map of your behavior — the places you went and how long you were there. Flock calls this “pattern-of-life” mapping. Texans call it something else: government overreach. 592185664867
Reposted by TortsIllustratedThe Captain @thoreau.bsky.social · 30/08/2026TEXANS PLEASE CHECK YOUR VOTER REGISTRATION 10129701481
Reposted by TortsIllustratedMGB💙 @wtpmary.bsky.social · 30/08/2026This is a chance Texans may not see again for a long time. Talarico will serve the state. He will honor the office and his oath. Service means something to him. He is a leader in ushering in new and better candidates. Texas, come on, vote this man into office. 18375902196
Reposted by TortsIllustrated🏳️⚧️ UNBAN LINK @biancamack.co · 30/08/2026Love a direct, to the point queen. Say it plainly and leave no space for bad-faith bullshit. 3699772813
Reposted by TortsIllustratedDavid at FOIAball @foiaball.com · 26/08/2026Wanna know something I think would be crazy? It would be crazy if XX-XY Athletics, the apparel firm stoking outrage against the WNBA, had a secret, Koch brothers-aligned, oil rich family fortune behind it. But that would be crazy, right??? www.foiaball.com/p/xx-xy-athl...foiaball.comThe oil money lurking behind the WNBA outrageXX-XY Athletics has an interesting paper trail. 8948901766
Reposted by TortsIllustratedLiz Ahern 🌈🇲🇽🏳️⚧️☮️ @austinmermaid.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Paxton ordered women to be tracked down like criminals when seeking reproductive healthcare. Texans that care about girls and women will vote for Talarico. #TeamTalarico #GinaForTexas #VoteBlue 20044262010
TortsIllustrated @mcogswell.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Or go get some delicious grilled oysters at Hog Island Oyster Bar. 010
TortsIllustrated @mcogswell.bsky.social · 25/08/2026New name but this is really just making smart choices. Pro tip - stick to dating and marrying those who treat you well. 010
TortsIllustrated @mcogswell.bsky.social · 24/08/2026It was only in the last few years that I stopped and thought about the fact that I was only "caught" by my parents a few times even tho this occurred nightly. 010