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Mazzucchelli @mazzucchelli.bsky.social · 1h
Outstanding!
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 2h
If you're in my GP's office any time soon, prepare yourself for what many are calling the greatest mnemonic of all time. Come for E and P, but sit down and clap for I.
A screen in my GP's office advertising a mnemonic of signs to spot SEPSIS.

S slurred speech of confusion 
E extreme shivering or muscle pain 
P passing no urine all day
S severe breathlessness
I ot feels like you are going to die
S skin mottled or discoloured
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Mazzucchelli @mazzucchelli.bsky.social · 5h
We’ve our massive annual warehouse sale on today through Sunday and it’s going to be wall-to-wall heaving with the great unwashed. My contribution to running it is to get out of the way, let them get on with it and take a week off. Good luck everybody, and try not to kill anyone.
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1 of 100 @weare1of100.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🥳 Just heard our first release! ⚡️ Each release will be completely anonymous. Only 100 physical records. A month after launch the download file is totally free to share. No streaming. We do things differently. January 1st, I can’t wait 😎
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RG @geezypeas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We’re gonna rock down to The inland revenue They’re winding up Man City
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Mazzucchelli @mazzucchelli.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Monopoly board square

GO TO JAIL
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Alex de Campi @alexdecampi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
With alt text. I know someone who actually did this
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On my first big overseas client conference, I was at a dinner seated next to a drunk client who kept trying to fondle me under the table. I was young, distressed, and had no idea what to do. I moved my legs as far away from him as I could, moving into the space of the man next to me, who then started patting my legs! The Regional Manager was a French woman who caught my eye, gestured for me to go to the bathroom and when I came back had switched chairs with me. What happed next was epic. A few minutes after I sat back down, she raised her hand with his hand captured in hers and announced loudly "Does anyone know whose hand this is? I found it in my lap." There was dead silence at the table. She threw his hand back at him and said calmly "next time I pick it up with my fork." Then she started a new conversational thread and things moved on. After the meeting she found me, gave me a hug, and said seriously "Never be afraid to make some noise. It is their shame, not yours."
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Mazzucchelli @mazzucchelli.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
After watching Burnham’s speech, Georgie and Ken ponder Vellocet or Drencrom for their Moloko Plus at the Korova Milk Bar, before heading out for an evening of the old ultra-violence...
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Mazzucchelli @mazzucchelli.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And finally, for the avoidance of any doubt..
A spoof of the Oasis Definitely Maybe cover, featuring Man City players and Pep, with the title Definitely Guilty.

Note. Someone sent me this earlier from on here and I’ve forgotten who originally posted it, do please tag if you know
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Mazzucchelli @mazzucchelli.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Danny Tommo denied bail and remanded in custody until March 2027, was reportedly seen on video link “clutching a bible and sobbing” as the judge made his decision.
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Homer Simpson: Save Me Jebus!
ALT: Homer Simpson: Save Me Jebus!
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Mazzucchelli @mazzucchelli.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I am sat, speechless, at my desk, having just read this.. ‘Anthropic is telling investors that advanced AI could pose “catastrophic or existential risks to humanity”, according to reports, as it prepares for a potential $2tn (£1.5tn) flotation.’ How will the dead AI bosses spend their money?
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Mazzucchelli @mazzucchelli.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One of the newsletters I always enjoys is Jude Roger’s weekly 10 Spells. This week’s has some great links, including Bowie’s lovely honorary degree acceptance speech at Berklee. substack.com/@juderogers/...
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Jude Rogers (@juderogers)
More 70 Up, Friday magic at Bright Field, Bowie at Berklee, interviewing Laurie Anderson in LA, Johnny Marr and Robin Turner on music and memory and more in my weekly Sunday newsletter.
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Mazzucchelli @mazzucchelli.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Jumper, jeans and Blundstones this morning lads. Linen trousers and trainer socks packed away now.
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Halloweeno @vimtotime.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
[Pan pipe version of My Heart Will Go On plays]
A cuddly squirrel holding a little Elmo
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Mazzucchelli @mazzucchelli.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Monday, coming for me in my Sunday night dreads..
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Mazzucchelli @mazzucchelli.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just saw a glasses advert use the term Eyeconically. Kill me now.
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Mazzucchelli @mazzucchelli.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
✊✊🏽✊🏾
A cartoon of refugees seeking help.
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Mazzucchelli @mazzucchelli.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wish Tuchel had played Ben White, just to see him throw Cucurella into his own net again. youtu.be/xMPZgEUvh24?...
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Ben White trolling Cucurella 😂
YouTube video by id itake
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Mazzucchelli @mazzucchelli.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Currently picking bits of shattered angle grinder cutting disc out of my face, if you’re wondering how my afternoon is going.
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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's football & it doesn't matter in the same way music or laughing or snow falling or your dog curling up next to you or hot toast doesn't matter. It's like Deckard finding out Rachael is a Replicant in Blade Runner. Every emotion you felt, good or bad, was a sham some wealthy monolith engineered.
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Berks of Delights @dandyandafop.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What if everyone gets reinstated to the Premier League over relegations where losses to Man City were pivotal, and then the Premier League ends up being full of 62 teams who have to play 16 games each over the Christmas and New year period? *rubs legs*
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Johnnie Johnstone @johnniejohnstone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Someday you will find me, caught beneath the landslide.
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Mazzucchelli @mazzucchelli.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Checks iPhone for another shite forced download
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Mazzucchelli @mazzucchelli.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
💕 🐾
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Mazzucchelli @mazzucchelli.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
c h o r t l e
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Mags @magnumificent.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Word
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Rich @richgooner1886.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Mazzucchelli @mazzucchelli.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
😉
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Michael Daly @michaeldaly64.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think we can all relate to this😀
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Mazzucchelli @mazzucchelli.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
*swoon*
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June Lewins @joonloons.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Grasshoppers having sexy time cafe. Okay...
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Mazzucchelli @mazzucchelli.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Well now.. 👀
Other teams and their Barristers watching the Man City penalty closely
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Mazzucchelli @mazzucchelli.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just caught this on the wireless. Memories flooding back of boys and girls, all with our taps aff, giving it loads in the crowded, sweaty basement at NG1 in the 90’s, not a care in the world. Smiley, happy times tidal.com/track/311361...
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Energy 52 - Café Del Mar (Three 'N One Radio Edit)
Listen to Café Del Mar (Three 'N One Radio Edit) on TIDAL in exceptional sound quality, or on your choice of service
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Mazzucchelli @mazzucchelli.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Irony meter overload
Liam’s demotivational quotes continue Ridiculous pricing for Oasis tickets at Celtic Park.
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Mazzucchelli @mazzucchelli.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Off to the garden centre for trellis for my roses, if anyone wants their blooms pruning
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Mazzucchelli @mazzucchelli.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Working from home this afternoon, lads..
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Mazzucchelli @mazzucchelli.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Good morning from the sticks, with its beautiful sky and the sun about to rise.
A dawn view with a distant glimpse of the orange glow, framed by trees and clouds
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Jeff Lackinghair @freebald.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"5 out of 5 of us believe this was an error, but 3 of us believe that VAR shouldn't be the party who tells you that, it should be us later when nothing can be done about it."
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Nick J. Brown @northernmailman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Jose Mourinho: If I Speak, Big Trouble
ALT: Jose Mourinho: If I Speak, Big Trouble
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Mazzucchelli @mazzucchelli.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m afraid this is a sad post..
No idea who took this, sent to me by a friend.
Please tag if you know.
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Mazzucchelli @mazzucchelli.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’m in an extraordinarily good mood for a Monday. I have, however, just arrived at work, so let’s see how long it lasts..
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Mazzucchelli @mazzucchelli.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Quote this with a picture of the aircraft you'll accept as a bribe.
Frank Sinatra stepping off of a helicopter with a drink in his hand, 1964.
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June Lewins @joonloons.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Helen Day @lbflyawayhome.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Beautiful everyday Ladybird things. Homepride’s Fred the flour grader, nestling among some of my books. (To add to his charms, he was manufactured by ‘Airfix’)
Photograph of Fred in his black suit and black bowler hat smiling out from a bookcase
Where he is surrounded by vintage ladybird books
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Mic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A Magnum is really just a choc ice with notions; a choc ice that insists on over-pronouncing foreign words; a choc ice that loudly tells the barber about its recent city break.
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Mazzucchelli @mazzucchelli.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Stop the boat
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Postcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Lilian took me in for a 'shandy' last week.
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ukjarry.bsky.social @ukjarry.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Have you seen the original artist Russ Heath's comic strip reply to Lichtenstein:
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Mike Batt @mikebatt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A little conversation I had on Twitter 🙂
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Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"Hello Dragons. Today I'm looking for £250,000 of investment in exchange for 15% of my business. Now, we all know how frustrating it can be when you bring your date home after a terrific night out only to find you've misplaced your house keys. WELL..."
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