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Mazzucchelli @mazzucchelli.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
These two, Joe and Alfie, would have been 19 today. Such a lovely bonded pair. 11 and 13 years with them; longest and most loving relationship I’ve had! 💕
Joe, left, and his litter mate brother Alfie, Border Terrier brothers cuddling on the sofa.
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Mazzucchelli @mazzucchelli.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Mazzucchelli @mazzucchelli.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
So many choices..
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Mazzucchelli @mazzucchelli.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
In case you haven’t seen it, Private Eye’s fitting Jeffery Archer obituary, listing his most notable achievements. A thoroughly dishonest, unpleasant excuse for a man. I remember the Monica Coghlan case very well, and her comment “Yes, I was a prostitute, but I was never a liar”. RIP Monica.
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Mazzucchelli @mazzucchelli.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
OK, I’m up. Kind of. But first..
Ground coffee in the basket ready to fire up the Gaggia.
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Mazzucchelli @mazzucchelli.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🖤
Eve Marie Saint with Cary Grant in North by Northwest.
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Mazzucchelli @mazzucchelli.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What’s the matter, darling? You haven’t touched your pomp for bolls..
A Vinted advert for a footboll pomp
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Mazzucchelli @mazzucchelli.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Like Nic Cage and Eleanor; Gone in 60 seconds
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Mazzucchelli @mazzucchelli.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sat out in the garden sun having coffee with this one, he’s straight up on the table as usual, after an unusually long lie-in on the first of 10 days straight off work. Doesn’t get much better than this.
Mouse, the rescue Border Terrier mix pup, laid out on the garden table in the October sunshine.
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Mazzucchelli @mazzucchelli.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Monopoly board square

GO TO JAIL
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Mazzucchelli @mazzucchelli.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
After watching Burnham’s speech, Georgie and Ken ponder Vellocet or Drencrom for their Moloko Plus at the Korova Milk Bar, before heading out for an evening of the old ultra-violence...
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Mazzucchelli @mazzucchelli.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And finally, for the avoidance of any doubt..
A spoof of the Oasis Definitely Maybe cover, featuring Man City players and Pep, with the title Definitely Guilty.

Note. Someone sent me this earlier from on here and I’ve forgotten who originally posted it, do please tag if you know
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Mazzucchelli @mazzucchelli.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It is the story of the Tottenham..
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Mazzucchelli @mazzucchelli.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Here’s mine. Form a queue behind the velvet rope, Ladies..
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Mazzucchelli @mazzucchelli.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Be a shame if he got hurt in the return leg on Sunday. Perhaps Sorloth should mark him
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Mazzucchelli @mazzucchelli.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Monday, coming for me in my Sunday night dreads..
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Mazzucchelli @mazzucchelli.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Shite On The Park was on at the Scottish Vintage Bus Museum today, could have been that? See Retroshite on FB Didn’t see the Escort in the photos but was drooling over this Alfa 105, despite the dodgy colour.
Alfa Romeo 105 Coupé parked in a field at a car show
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Mazzucchelli @mazzucchelli.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
✊✊🏽✊🏾
A cartoon of refugees seeking help.
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Mazzucchelli @mazzucchelli.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Agrred. Couple of interesting internal documents here that show their GC, Simon Cliff, deliberately leading them to deceive regarding state ownership. Wonder if he’ll face consequences for that. Owners not meeting fitness criteria and being forced to sell would be an appropriate sanction for me.
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Mazzucchelli @mazzucchelli.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pep and Erling in Carry On Up The Cashpoint
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Mazzucchelli @mazzucchelli.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oldham booking Noisy Neighbours’ billboards ahead of next season’s fixture list
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Mazzucchelli @mazzucchelli.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Well now.. 👀
Other teams and their Barristers watching the Man City penalty closely
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Mazzucchelli @mazzucchelli.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Irony meter overload
Liam’s demotivational quotes continue Ridiculous pricing for Oasis tickets at Celtic Park.
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Mazzucchelli @mazzucchelli.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Working from home this afternoon, lads..
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Mazzucchelli @mazzucchelli.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Good morning from the sticks, with its beautiful sky and the sun about to rise.
A dawn view with a distant glimpse of the orange glow, framed by trees and clouds
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Mazzucchelli @mazzucchelli.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m afraid this is a sad post..
No idea who took this, sent to me by a friend.
Please tag if you know.
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Mazzucchelli @mazzucchelli.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Quote this with a picture of the aircraft you'll accept as a bribe.
Frank Sinatra stepping off of a helicopter with a drink in his hand, 1964.
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Mazzucchelli @mazzucchelli.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
That’s it, the Friday mug has been pressed into service..
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Mazzucchelli @mazzucchelli.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What's an example of perfect casting?
Paul Henry as Benny Hawkins off of Crossroads
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Mazzucchelli @mazzucchelli.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Fame at last - finally made it onto the pages of Le Monde. Well.. my 5 foot papier-mâché Toucan did. The old man was interviewed by Valentin Perez for the French newspaper supplement M le magazine du Monde for his 80th birthday/book launch, and Terry got the nod over me. More photogenic, clearly..
A giant papier-mâché Toucan model sat on a blue metal perch amongst a variety of furniture, lights, objects and artworks in my warehouse workshop.
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Mazzucchelli @mazzucchelli.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Janey Godley would be proud.
The original 2016 Golf Course welcome. 
God bless you Janey And right ‘til the end 🫡
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Mazzucchelli @mazzucchelli.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I see the Irish have extended a traditional welcome at Doonbeg. Marvellous.
Some people making letter shapes on one of the greens at Doonbeg golf course to welcome the current incumbent US President.

They appear to make out C U N.. oh, not O at all, bu T.

There you have it.

Go raibh maith agat, a chara.
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Mazzucchelli @mazzucchelli.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Earlier Dog walk skies.. All the colours.
A colourful sunrise about to break on the horizon
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Mazzucchelli @mazzucchelli.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
There’s someone asleep on the bus in a full-face, bright orange mouse mask. Super stylin’, not balaclaving.
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Mazzucchelli @mazzucchelli.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
‘But now just look at me as I'm looking down at you..’ To finish with Don’t Stand Me Down, Jocky Wilson’s Head (hi TOTP) and Geno as crowd pleasers only really served to demonstrate how thin the new material, Once A Man and Twice a Child the exception, is and felt like a pedestrian run through.. 1/2
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Mazzucchelli @mazzucchelli.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The Royal Order of Isabella the Catholic.
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Mazzucchelli @mazzucchelli.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Just had this pop up on my feed, 406 Kings Road, just around the corner from Westwood & McLaren’s Seditionaries/SEX and next door to American Classics. Used to travel up on a weekend and trawl Portobello Market, Acne Studios, Rough Trade then head over this way and to Kenny Market. Happy times.
Johnson’s / La Rocka shopfront on the Kings Road
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Mazzucchelli @mazzucchelli.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Just reminded by a friend of this, when 15 years ago she spotted me watching BAD at Rock City after we hadn’t seen each other for over 20 years. Great gig, happy reunion.
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Mazzucchelli @mazzucchelli.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
A Katzenjlavier is a hypothetical piano made by arranging cats in order of the tone of their meows. * No kittens were harmed while conducting this musical experiment.
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Mazzucchelli @mazzucchelli.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Good morning, and may you all, not you Mike Dean, dance between the raindrops today
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Mazzucchelli @mazzucchelli.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Shooting our Christmas campaign today, so I was showing the Ladies in photography my vintage baubles, and now HR want a word..
A selection of vintage Christmas tree baubles in a box
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Mazzucchelli @mazzucchelli.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Mazzucchelli @mazzucchelli.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Despite the out of office, 4 days worth of emails to attend to..
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Mazzucchelli @mazzucchelli.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Gabi Gabi Hey! 🫡
Jesus and Martinelli, Premier League Champions and both respected servants to the club.
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Mazzucchelli @mazzucchelli.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Norm. Carnival, 1992. Great shirt too. 📷 Tony Davis.
Sir Norman Jay.
Giving good times at the decks at Notting Hill Carnival in 1992, resplendent in his Bin Nazism t-shirt.
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Mazzucchelli @mazzucchelli.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Bank Holiday Glamping. Don’t come knockin’ when the Anglia’s rockin’..
An early tent box on a Ford Anglia, proudly shown off by its eager owners
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Mazzucchelli @mazzucchelli.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Ready to leave work on the same Tuesday like..
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Mazzucchelli @mazzucchelli.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Going in to work on a Tuesday like..
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Mazzucchelli @mazzucchelli.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Jamie Vardy
Ex-Leicester City striker Jamie Vardy
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Mazzucchelli @mazzucchelli.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Almost choked on my tea and the Dog fair near shat himself on the sofa when this thing just went off.. Aren’t we supposed to get advance warnings of these alerts, to protect at-risk people like DV victims who might have phones concealed for their safety?
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