Maximilian @maxlovecraft.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Start college tomorrow some 34 years after the 1st go-round. My 2 main classes show up correctly on 1 site, but the other site I have to use just shows 1 class twice. My waitlisted class doesn't show under waitlisted. I can't get into my student email. I have to get up 4 hours before I'm used to. 381
Maximilian @maxlovecraft.bsky.social · 18/09/2026What my wife MEANT to say was, "Thankfully, the flight's short." What she actually said was, "...the short's flight." So I said, "Is that some cool new slang the kids are using? Like, that's so flight, yo!" Spread it for me. The hip new phrase. That would be so flight! 110
Reposted by MaximilianKeeper of the Really Smart Words @bookishnea.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Vimes Boot Theory as an English language Norwegian PSA 083
Maximilian @maxlovecraft.bsky.social · 17/09/2026While "Widow's Bay" is only kinda comedy, Stephen Root getting an Emmy for it is well-deserved. He was the best actor in that show. From "Office Space" to "Justified" to this show, Root is the fuckin' man.hollywoodreporter.com‘Widows Bay’ Star Stephen Root Takes Home the Emmy for Supporting Actor in a ComedyThe 74-year-old actor becomes the oldest actor to win the category. 230
Maximilian @maxlovecraft.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Or for @cupcakegoth.bsky.social a flamethrower. What @peteventers.bsky.social says be damned. 051
Maximilian @maxlovecraft.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Fuck, why didn't I think of this when the vaccines came out? 031
Reposted by Maximilian⛩️ 𝑫𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉 𝒃𝒚 𝑯𝒊𝒃𝒂𝒄𝒉𝒊 ⛩️ @deathbyhibachi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Jester 🃏 #Art by Michele Melcher 754478
Maximilian @maxlovecraft.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Because someone else got me in a music-posting mood...and the museum I was in yesterday had lots of Viking stuff #musicskyyoutu.beBlacktop Mojo - Burn The Ships (Lyrics)YouTube video by Rapid Lyric 010
Reposted by MaximilianSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 12/09/2026let’s just skip the formalities and get to the weird stuff 419372
Maximilian @maxlovecraft.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Saturday, October 17, I'll be in the Tacoma Halloween Parade, with the Anubis Hearse Club, driving the hearse I recently purchased. (I'm sorry, FB is the only online presence I'm aware of for the parade)facebook.com 030
Maximilian @maxlovecraft.bsky.social · 10/09/2026@kenjennings.bsky.social can you relay to Hulu not to put contestant names on Jeopardy tournament episode descriptions? Especially ones that haven't even aired yet, like Jeopardy Masters finals? Nobody like spoilers, Hulu! 120
Reposted by MaximilianZab365 @socialzab.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Make the cocktails your friends will show up for. 142
Maximilian @maxlovecraft.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Taking votes: Keep my 3 year anniversary thing from the company that was the best job I have had until they turned toxic & fired me, or nah? 330
Reposted by Maximilianpicklerick1138.bsky.social @picklerick1138.bsky.social · 04/09/2026The middle age version of 2 live crew: Oh me so horny, oh me so horny, oh me so horny, me love you short to medium time. Oh me so sleepy, oh me so sleepy, oh me so sleepy, me nappy long time. Oh me so hungry, oh me so hungry, oh me so hungry, me snacky long time. 031
Reposted by MaximilianPatton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this. 15173962016030
Reposted by MaximilianStone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 02/09/2026BREAKING: There’s been a massive recall of whatever it is you just put in your mouth 20568130
Maximilian @maxlovecraft.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Oh, Spelling Bee game. You won't accept "Latin" as a word? Fine. You get LAID, ANAL, & TAINT instead. Is that what you wanted? Are you happy now? 050
Maximilian @maxlovecraft.bsky.social · 30/08/2026When FB (I hate it, but everybody's there) shows me "People you might know" who I don't know, some of the "mutual friends" make me think "one of my friends has definitely fucked that person" 010
Maximilian @maxlovecraft.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Seattle Old Timer News: Beth's Cafe has returned to being open 24/7. Praise the lort & pass the hashbrowns! 291
Maximilian @maxlovecraft.bsky.social · 26/08/2026They don't actually give a fuck she died, they just want to score points. 010
Reposted by MaximilianThe Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 25/08/2026It’s at times like these that we remember those who sadly haven’t passed away this year. 625151
Maximilian @maxlovecraft.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Oh, @charleylucas.bsky.social ... take a look... 140
Maximilian @maxlovecraft.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Name your 5 baddest bitches in rock & roll: Ann Wilson Shirley Manson Debbie Harry Joan Jett Grace Slick (Yes, 3 of mine are really the same as the person I quote-posted) 030
Maximilian @maxlovecraft.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Name 5 albums the helped shape you: Pink Floyd - The Wall Pink Floyd - Dark Side of the Moon Jimi Hendrix - Are You Experienced? Led Zeppelin - IV (a.k.a Zoso, a.k.a. Runes) AC/DC - Back in Black 020
Maximilian @maxlovecraft.bsky.social · 24/08/2026We've lived in this house for 2086 days. Our bedroom door has been sticking & not closing properly that entire time. Today, I finally spent an hour to sand down the door jamb so it closes properly. Do try this at home. I am not a professional. (In fact, right now, I'm not a professional anything) 130
Maximilian @maxlovecraft.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Seeing lots about backlash against Flock, & that agencies are canceling their contracts w/ Flock. But this isn't a reduction in surveillance. Just moving to other companies. Axon puts ALPR in their in-car cameras for police, & has Flock-type mounted ones as well. And Motorola, Leonardo, & more. 173
Maximilian @maxlovecraft.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Optimist: the cup is half full Pessimist: the cup is half empty Technical Writer: the Multi-Liquid Beverage Container has a capacity of 16 fluid ounces (473ml) and currently contains 8 fluid ounces (237ml) of fluid. 150
Reposted by MaximilianChris ❤️🔥🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ 🏴 @brutumfulmen.bsky.social · 21/08/2026He is NOT WRONG. 113887465
Maximilian @maxlovecraft.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Quote-post a picture from your device without explanation 010
Maximilian @maxlovecraft.bsky.social · 19/08/2026The Matrix glitched again. Monday, I listened to my "Covers" playlist, which I rarely listen to. Phantogram's cover of "Take Me Home" (Phil Collins) is on there, which I'd totally forgotten about. Last night, I was watching the season finale of "Lucky", and guess what cover song played at the end? 010
Maximilian @maxlovecraft.bsky.social · 12/08/2026My wife made the classic blunder of going to the store hungry. So hungry, in fact, she bought 4 Polska Kielbasa when I only asked for 2. She doesn't even like it. Won't eat it. Only buys it for me. 040
Maximilian @maxlovecraft.bsky.social · 11/08/202620% of the joy of watching "The Repair Shop" is the antiques and collectibles. 70% is the extreme competence porn of watching masters of dying arts do their thing. 10% is guessing whether or not the owners of the items will cry and/or ask if they can pick up the thing they own at the end. 050
Maximilian @maxlovecraft.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Share your mood for the weekendstatic.klipy.comThat70s Show Kitty Pours a DrinkAlt: The character Kitty from "That 70s Show" pouring tequila into a blender, with the caption "oh for fuck's sake" 020
Maximilian @maxlovecraft.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Even the news has a ghost ship episode. Fucking ghost ship episodes, man. Can't get away from them. 050
Maximilian @maxlovecraft.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I would think about getting some friends together to stage an intervention for my wife's Butter Chicken addiction, but: 1. The only negative consequence of it is to our bank account, And 2. I'm a major enabler. 070
Maximilian @maxlovecraft.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Oh, less, by far. I haven't liked the insufferable asshole I was as a teenager since my mid-20s. 010
Maximilian @maxlovecraft.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Been going to rock concerts for almost 40 years. Seen 100s of bands, including my favorite (AC/DC), legends (Ozzy), & bands that broke up long before I saw them (The Who, original Black Sabbath). But musically, none beats seeing Santana tonight. Wow. 040
