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Maximilian @maxlovecraft.bsky.social · 47m
Halloween movie #11 "Sleepy Hollow" 1 of the few Tim Burton movies I like, mostly because it is an homage to the Hammer horror films I loved so much as a youth. My son requested this when I mentioned it the other day. He watched with me and greatly enjoyed it.
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Maximilian @maxlovecraft.bsky.social · 6h
The "wraparound" story actually uses H.P. Lovecraft as the central character, played by Jeffrey Combs, most famous for playing the main character in "Reanimator" - itself a terrible HPL movie adaptation.
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Maximilian @maxlovecraft.bsky.social · 6h
Halloween movie #10 "Necronomicon" (1993) Movies based on Lovecraft are awful. This 3 story anthology, each taking an idea or detail from an HPL story, then going off into something not related to the original, is bad. If you like your horror cheap, cheesy, & bad, this might be the movie for you.
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Maximilian @maxlovecraft.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Halloween movie #9 "Happy Death Day" Dark comedy/horror. 1st time watch for me. Pretty fun. A familiar premise - think "Groundhog Day" but with brutal murder. I get why they made the main character awful at the start, but it did make it a little tough to like this movie at the beginning.
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Maximilian @maxlovecraft.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Halloween movie #8 "Trick 'r' Treat" Watched this 1 last year, and enjoyed it so much I wanted to watch it again this year. Goofy, fun horror anthology. I popped popcorn & grabbed candy for this 1. That's just the kind of movie it is.
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Maximilian @maxlovecraft.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
🎵 On the 7th day of Halloween, I watched: 🎵 "The Damned" I'm finding I like "Folk horror" quite a bit. Partly because it doesn't lend itself to jump scares or other junk I don't like in my horror. This one moves a long at a decent clip, & doesn't draw it out too long. Pretty good little movie.
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Maximilian @maxlovecraft.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Putting Amanda Seyfried in glasses & thinking that makes her whole "I'm such a dork"/unattractive thing believable was pretty ridiculous, though. Just...come on.
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Maximilian @maxlovecraft.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Halloween movie #6 "Jennifer's Body" Heard rave reviews. I thought the story was her getting possessed and killing guys who assaulted her or something. No, she's just a demon killing dudes, & Amanda Seyfried is the hero. I would have preferred the movie that was in my head. Still decent, though.
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Maximilian @maxlovecraft.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Actually, Steve, "like the glasses of water" is a simile.
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Maximilian @maxlovecraft.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Happy birthday!
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Maximilian @maxlovecraft.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Halloween Movie #3 "What We Do in the Shadows" Vampires are my favorite "Halloween staple", if you will. I've loved 'em since I saw Bela Lugosi as Dracula when I was a kid. So this incredibly funny vampire comedy is a favorite. I loved the show even more, but the movie is still fantastic.
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Maximilian @maxlovecraft.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
[Watching Great British Baking Show saying goodbye to Prue because she's left the show] Me: Awww! Not Prue! She's my favorite part of the show. [Nigella Lawson appears as the new judge] Me: I can have a new favorite part.
Nigella Lawson in a pink dress on the set of Great British Baking Show
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Hex | Cryptic Crits @crypticcrits.northsky.social · 05/10/2026
This counts as shitposting, right?
An individual of indeterminate gender and ethnicity stands on a muted grey background. The entire image has the slight fuzz and chromatic distortion of old VHS tapes that have been played too much, making features indistinguishable from darker blobs. The person is holding a molotov cocktail and preparing to throw. Right below their arm, in regular text with a pink outline: "Chaotic Good Doesn't Mean Chaotic Nice."
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Maximilian @maxlovecraft.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm living the dream right now
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Maximilian @maxlovecraft.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yup!
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Maximilian @maxlovecraft.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#MondayMusic (let's make this a thing) Because I like to promote lesser-known bands, here's Ghoultown - a badass band out of Texas - & the song that won a competition to become the theme for Elvira's show.
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Ghoultown "Mistress of the Dark" starring Elvira [Official]
YouTube video by Ghoultown
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Maximilian @maxlovecraft.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is me, too. Last time was "Backrooms" & "Obsession", & the older lady seated next to me was definitely not pleased.
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Maximilian @maxlovecraft.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yeah. I can't prove it, but I think my tendency to call out bullshit is part of why I'm unemployed now. Not in a meeting, but a survey. I guess Axon's "principle" of "Expect Candor" only applies to the grunts, not executives. And yeah, I'm calling them out publicly for abandoning their ethics.
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Maximilian @maxlovecraft.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And he's still protecting pedophiles.
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Maximilian @maxlovecraft.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"The team talked some shit about Bob before he joined, and Jane called him a 'tool' just as he joined."
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Maximilian @maxlovecraft.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So far, just been winging it. There's one I want to check out that I have to track down (not available on any streaming I've found), & certainly many favorites I'll watch again, but I'm juggling too many things right now to have the energy for making a list. As always, recommendations are welcome.
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Maximilian @maxlovecraft.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm a big believer in Stephen King's "closed door principle" - that hinting at the horror behind the door is scarier than opening the door & showing it. This movie - & most 80s horror - is all "open door", & therefore not scary.
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Maximilian @maxlovecraft.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Halloween movie #4 "Poltergeist" Never watched this before, despite seeing the 2 sequels. It's not great. Effects look cheesy as hell now, but I think they did then. The whole thing is just a collection of junk *someone* apparently found scary. But a steak crawling across the counter ain't scary.
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Maximilian @maxlovecraft.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Sam Neill Screaming on a Bus
ALT: Sam Neill Screaming on a Bus
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The Darkest of the Hillside Thickets @darkestthickets.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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THE DARKEST OF THE HILLSIDE THICKETS
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Maximilian @maxlovecraft.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nes Lessman Nes Lessman Nes Lessman Hey... where are my fucking nachos?
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Brett Shaw @brettshaw.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Maximilian @maxlovecraft.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He has always been a shit human being.
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Maximilian @maxlovecraft.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Halloween movie #3 "Below" I'm a sucker for a submarine movie. So a horror movie on a submarine? Yes, please. This 2002 movie was very of its time. A little too slick, lacking coherent plot, & w/ very modern dialog & attitude despite being set in WW2. Not a great movie, but I still enjoyed it.
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Maximilian @maxlovecraft.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I know plenty of women who love a big beard. "Women don't find [x] attractive" is one of the worst and least-accurate generalizations out there. I'd imagine the same is true if toy say it about men, but I don't pay any attention to what men do or don't find attractive.
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Maximilian @maxlovecraft.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I would be happy to donate one of my chins if I could. That's why I keep a beard, to distract from my double chin.
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Maximilian @maxlovecraft.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Gonna have to get a pretty buff priest
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Maximilian @maxlovecraft.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's become a bsky meme bsky.app/profile/alta...
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Maximilian @maxlovecraft.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Maximilian @maxlovecraft.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Did they play "Hungry Like the Wolf"?
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Maximilian @maxlovecraft.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I mean, there are no rules here. And there are a thousand Barker movies.
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Maximilian @maxlovecraft.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Halloween movie #2: "Mother Mary" Not a horror movie, not spooky, but it has seances and shit, so counting it. This starts out very intense and tight. Act 1 & 2 are fantastic. The setup for act 3 promises more than is delivered. Act 3 feels like a bone with no meat on it. Still a decent movie.
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Maximilian @maxlovecraft.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Cornell students (and the rest of America) should be taking notes.
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Maximilian @maxlovecraft.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I am so envious. Both of getting to go to Sweden, & seeing Duran Duran.
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Maximilian @maxlovecraft.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The 1 caveat to the terrible acting is Liev Schrieber, who conveys somehow that his character is a gross creep, before he says a word. I was watching thinking, "Why does Liev seem rapey?" Then he starts being a creep, & I thought, "Oh, that's actually some good acting."
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Maximilian @maxlovecraft.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Halloween movie #1 "Phantoms" (1998) Mostly known from the line "Affleck, you the bomb in 'Phantoms', yo!" (Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back) Jebus this was terrible. Not scary, just a bunch of random gross death scenes. Terrible acting. Dumb effects. Awful story line.
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Maximilian @maxlovecraft.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you see this, post a vampire who isn't Dracula
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Salma Hayek's Iconic Dance in From Dusk Till Dawn
Alt: Salma Hayek's Iconic Dance in From Dusk Till Dawn
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Maximilian @maxlovecraft.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He was playing Dracula in that movie, so... You get an F
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Maximilian @maxlovecraft.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There are dozens of us!
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Maximilian @maxlovecraft.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I am sorry. That sucks.
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Maximilian @maxlovecraft.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That has definitely been my approach for a while now, but it is becoming harder and harder to manage.
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Maximilian @maxlovecraft.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Christina Ricci as Wednesday Addams, holding an old-fashioned electrical switch (a "knife switch"), with the caption "Happy Wednesday"
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Maximilian @maxlovecraft.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Grisham
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Maximilian @maxlovecraft.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I feel some of that Alzheimer's coming on. Better do some acid about it.
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Maximilian @maxlovecraft.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Shiiiit, thanks for the reminder. I gotta start my list for this year.
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