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Chick Blaine 💙

@chickblaine.bsky.social
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Humorist, Comedy Enthusiast and Air Fryer Escapologist. Walsall, UK (middle bit). **** 4 stars and a handful of sage & onion POULTRY DIGEST

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Count Arthur Strong @countarthurstrong.bsky.social · 21h
Get a load of this www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvuM...
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Through it All I've Always Laughed: Memoirs of… by Count Arthur Strong · Audiobook preview
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Gemma Arrowsmith @mmaarrow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We got the silver for fiction! Kind of blown away by it, to be honest. @leylinehighrewind.bsky.social is a labour of love made by just the 3 of us & we were in a room with some of the biggest audio producers in the country. We went to the award ceremony mostly for the desserts. This was a surprise
Susan Harrison, Gemma Arrowsmith and Thomas Nelstrop holding an award at the British Podcast Awards. Gemma Arrowsmith holding an award in front of a banner that reads British Podcast Awards.
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Chick Blaine 💙 @chickblaine.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Who remembers the episode where Knight Rider forgot his KITT and had to do it in his vest and pants? #LunchPun #Jokes
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David Ephgrave @davidephgrave.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This be tomorrow be. #MostlyComedy
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Chick Blaine 💙 @chickblaine.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I've applied for tons of job advertisments looking for people to check online comment forums. Everything in moderation I always say. #LunchPun #Jokes
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The Phil Silvers Archival Museum @philsilvers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Proud to be featured in the Coventry Visitor Guide in the category 'Pop Culture Icon!' Earlier this year the Daily Mail voted us in the top 12 eccentric/unique Museums in the UK! Us Brits love Phil Silvers! #visitcoventry #coventry #attraction #popculture
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Chick Blaine 💙 @chickblaine.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Military air crew used to paint pin-up girls on the noses of their planes. That wouldn't fly these days. #LunchPun #Jokes
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Chick Blaine 💙 @chickblaine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I've voluntarily referred my past Fantasy Football teams to the Fantasy Regulator 😬 (*sources say)
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Chick Blaine 💙 @chickblaine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When you challenge Trip Advisor reviewers they get all irate. #LunchPun #Jokes
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Chick Blaine 💙 @chickblaine.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My spare bedroom is full of advertising signs from various football grounds. It's a bit of a hoarding situation. #LunchPun #Jokes
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Chick Blaine 💙 @chickblaine.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I nodded off in Sotheby's and woke up covered in acupuncture needles. They say you should pinpoint the sleeper in every auction. #LunchPun #Jokes
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Chick Blaine 💙 @chickblaine.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
When you're down to the last two minutes on Bargain Hunt and it's between this and croquet set.
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Chick Blaine 💙 @chickblaine.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If you missed my social media posts on the risks of explosive reactions in animal fodder... don't worry. They won't be blowing up your feed anytime soon. #LunchPun #Jokes
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Gemma Arrowsmith @mmaarrow.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Obviously everyone remembers Leyline High so we knew a lot of nostalgic fans would tune into our rewatch podcast. But we’re over the moon about this! Thank you, Leyliners!
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British Comedy Guide @britishcomedy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Radio 4 has announced over 30 comedy commissions. Amongst them is the first audio sitcom from Richard Curtis, featuring a top cast lead by Bill Nighy. www.comedy.co.uk/radio/news/8...
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Radio 4 commissions include a new sitcom from Richard Curtis - British Comedy Guide
Richard Curtis has written his first audio sitcom. Greatest Living Writer, which will star Bill Nighy, is amongst 32 comedy commissions announced by BBC...
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Chick Blaine 💙 @chickblaine.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Our local lap-dancing club is under threat of demolition despite being a Grade II lusted building. #LunchPun #Jokes
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Mini Motley Sanctuary @minisanctuary.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Please could you help the survival of our not-for-profit animal sanctuary? We’re struggling under the weight of hay deliveries, vet fees & escalating care costs Could you help us raise £8653? Please SHARE! Thank you for your support: gofund.me/05e5b9f47 🐑🐎💚 #rescueanimals #animalsanctuary
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Donate to Sanctuary Winter Survival, organized by Anna Louise Walter
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Chick Blaine 💙 @chickblaine.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My gig at the Online Grocery Retail Awards didn't go down as well as I'd hoped. Apparently, I'd been put in as a late substitution. #LunchPun #Jokes
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Chick Blaine 💙 @chickblaine.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This all feels a bit apocalyptic. Why have they painted the grass black? It adds nothing 🔦🧐 #WorldAthleticsUltimate #ScorchedEarth
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Chortle @chortle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
AD: Looking to spice up your Monday night? 🎭 Join @PassageCharity at @HackneyEmpire for an unforgettable night with Dara Ó Briain, Ed Byrne, Sara Pascoe, Sarah Keyworth, Janine Harouni & Laura Lexx 📅 Monday September 21, 7:30pm 🎟️ www.hackneyempire.co.uk/events/laughter-to-the-rafters
Laughter To The Rafters
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Chick Blaine 💙 @chickblaine.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I bought one of those Scandinavian-style toasters but my bread has gothenburnt. #LunchPun #BadJokeFriday
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Megan “the Artoonist” Jurek @megantheartoonist.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Just a comic about pie #art #comics #comicstrip #noai #antiai
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Chick Blaine 💙 @chickblaine.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I saw an old episode of Mr Benn the other day, the one where he's a chef. He did like to chop and change. #LunchPun #Jokes
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Mini Motley Sanctuary @minisanctuary.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Can you help us harness the power of Bluesky and SHARE to find those who might be able to support? We’re a not-for-profit animal sanctuary and we need to reach 30% of our target this week for vital hay deliveries; vets bills & more: gofund.me/b49d86bfd Thank you! 💚 #animalsanctuary #rescueanimals
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Green Room Comedy @greenroomcomedy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
September 17th is Green Room Comedy's next show! Get your tickets before they sell out. There will be 5 great acts and an amazing host. And with showtime at 7PM you will be home before 10PM. What is not to love? www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/green-room... #edinburgh #standupcomedy
Green Room Comedy show poster for Thursday September 17th.
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Chick Blaine 💙 @chickblaine.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It's my first day working as a polo neck jumper model and I think I'm in over my head. #LunchPun #Jokes
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British Comedy Guide @britishcomedy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The brilliant Muppet Show, first broadcast 50 years ago this very weekend, is the topic of this week's Comedy Rewind. Dive in and revel in Jim Henson's magic: www.comedy.co.uk/features/com...
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Light the lights for The Muppet Show - Comedy Rewind - British Comedy Guide
The sensational, celebrational Muppet Show celebrates its 50th anniversary this weekend. The perfect excuse to revisit this British comedy classic that took the world by storm.
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Rhianna Evans 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🦋 @jazzyrhianna.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Have you heard? RewindTV is starting a repeat run of TV Burp right from the beginning! It’s the perfect time to catch up on The TV Burp Time Capsule. I’ve delved into the history of the first 4 series in 4 parts, and you can read them all here: thatcomedyfan.wordpress.com/2026/08/23/t...
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The TV Burp Time Capsule Series 4 – We’ve got to lay on a party here, that-people-will-talk-about-for-years-to-come!
Hooray! After years of trying to work out where they were going wrong with the scheduling of TV Burp, ITV finally realised that all they really needed to do was give it a boost by sticking it on Sa…
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Chick Blaine 💙 @chickblaine.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
As I said to the Environmental Enforcement Officer as he gave me a fixed penalty notice for accidentally dropping a children's comic... this is all fine and Dandy. #LunchPun #Jokes
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Tony Slattery's Rambling Club @ramblingclub.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
We enjoyed our live show with Rowland Rivron so much, we're doing it all over again! Join us in Hoylake on 19/09/2026 - tickets available from www.tonyslattery.com
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Chick Blaine 💙 @chickblaine.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
My eclectic charity shop haul.
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Chick Blaine 💙 @chickblaine.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
A lorry carrying salt has collided with a lorry carrying pepper. Seasoned observers said they had never seen anything like it. #LunchPun #Jokes
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Leyline High Rewind @leylinehighrewind.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
NEW EPISODE! 🎧 We discuss all the awards Leyline High won over its 30 years on the air- including Best Song About the Undead & Most Innovative Use of Tweed on Teacher …plus our British Podcast Award nomination! 🏆 pca.st/episode/6e65...
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Eyeballs on the Prize: The Awards of Leyline High
Leyline High Rewind is written, improvised and produced by Susan Harrison, Thomas Nelstrop and Gemma ArrowsmithEditing and sound production by Thomas NelstropMusic by Tommy…
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Pete Paphides @petepaphides.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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“Even a canon that contains Jolene, I Will Always Love You, Coat Of Many Colors and The Bargain Store, can’t quite account for the outpouring of love.”  | Pete Paphides
In 1973, Dolly Parton can’t possibly have known what was lying ahead of her when she broke free from Porter Wagoner. Six years had elapsed s
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Chick Blaine 💙 @chickblaine.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
My 'Pinteresque' play has been cancelled after the keys to the theatre were accidentally dropped down a drain. Serves me right for leaning into The Caretaker a bit too much. #LunchPun #Jokes
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Jonathan Edwards @jontofski.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Chick Blaine 💙 @chickblaine.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The Bargain Hunt expert advised me not to spend £200 on a vintage bus stop, but now the auction's over and I'm still standing by it. #LunchPun #Jokes
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Chick Blaine 💙 @chickblaine.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I thought I'd grown the biggest vegetable at this year's county show but I was marrowly defeated. #LunchPun #Jokes
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Chick Blaine 💙 @chickblaine.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Can't we just go back to traumatising public information films? It was less scary than a government phone alert 😱
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Chick Blaine 💙 @chickblaine.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
My gig at the British Yodeling Association won't be going ahead after I failed to hear back from them. #LunchPun #Jokes
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Mini Motley Sanctuary @minisanctuary.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
We’re trying to raise funds for hay & supplies before we reach winter! Please SHARE this post, to find those who can support ✨ We’re hoping to reach 30% of our goal by Sept 1st. We’re in a hay crisis in the UK, costs have doubled 🙏 Thank you so much 💚 #animalsanctuary #rescueanimalso
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Chick Blaine 💙 @chickblaine.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Is it safe to view a solar eclipse through a polo neck jumper? #eclipse
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Julie Warren @vathenauk.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
According to my 1999 diary I took a day off work and watched the eclipse through a pair of £1.99 glasses while sipping a bottle of commemorative spring water.
A pair of Solar Eclipse Viewer glasses with a price tag of £1.99 from the co-op pharmacy and the label from a 500ml bottle of Devon Hills still spring water commemorating the solar eclipse. It reads, "a spring water to commemorate the solar eclipse on 11th August 1999. Bottled at source from a bore hole at a site recorded in the Domesday Book, 1086."
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Chick Blaine 💙 @chickblaine.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Yesterday, I rehearsed my Eclipse Chasing route but the bus driver threw me off for acting shady 🌒😎 #LunchPun #Jokes
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Tim Worthington @outonbluesix.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The Golden Age Of Children's TV is currently an un-whopping ninety nine pence on Kindle! I really am quite proud of it and I think you'll enjoy it, especially at this price. If you've already ready it, why not share the link? Hint Hint. www.amazon.co.uk/Golden-Age-C...
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Chick Blaine 💙 @chickblaine.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
My mate Bill works in manufacturing, fitting cheap tinny components inside washing machines. It's what they call Bill tin obsolescence. #LunchPun #Jokes
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Chick Blaine 💙 @chickblaine.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
A bit early for Quiz Night but these fellas are hitting the town. #birds #geese
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Chick Blaine 💙 @chickblaine.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I once got trapped under a sack of potatoes that fell off a forklift truck. I was treated for elevated spud pressure. #LunchPun #Jokes
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Mostly Comedy @mostlycomedy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
NEWS! #Hitchin #MostlyComedy returns after our summer break on 17th Sept with a lineup, led by The Fast Show's Simon Day, alongside HIGNFY's @rialina.com, Richard Todd & @davidephgrave.bsky.social. Mailing list presale from 10am Sat. General sale 10am Mon (10th). Sign up at www.mostlycomedy.co.uk
Collage of September's lineup.
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Jonn Elledge @jonnelledge.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
FOR ONE DAY ONLY: A History of the World in 47 Borders is 99p on Kindle and thus, also, elsewhere. Is this a good thing? Shouldn't two years of my life cost more than that? Who can say! Get it while it's cheap! www.amazon.co.uk/History-Worl...
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A History of the World in 47 Borders: The Sunday Times #1 Bestseller eBook : Elledge, Jonn: Amazon.co.uk: Books
A captivating exploration of world history through the lens of political borders, offering surprising, humorous, and insightful stories that reveal their profound impact.
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