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@maxharvey79.bsky.social
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I'm a double threat (puns and portraits). Arty things are here: instagram.com/zincportraits. Puns are on this place, the OTHER place and in books: www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0GQXHHXNS

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Max @maxharvey79.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Chat about Bond James-Bond, (it's double-barrelled) on @thebugle.bsky.social has persuaded me that while the new spy actor might be in doubt, Mr @zaltzcricket.bsky.social is clearly a dead cert to play Q.
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Max @maxharvey79.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I can only assume he's done some serious rabbit hole diving. Likely he's always had it in him of course, but the overt and very public descent has been something to behold.
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Max @maxharvey79.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How crass. I call them Richard Pictures.
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Max @maxharvey79.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Seems a lot of effort to achieve the status quo.
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Max @maxharvey79.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Brewers have nearly perfected a beer that tastes like Lego. They're just working out the Technic Ale details.
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Max @maxharvey79.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I was aware of it, but have never seen it. Thanks!
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Max @maxharvey79.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I was close. (and cheers)
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Max @maxharvey79.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I don't know the source of this. What's the thing in their hand? A hamster? (sorry if I'm being a massive philistine...)
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Max @maxharvey79.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I am perturbed by 'max' as a verb. Though I suppose everything I do is maxxing, which makes things simpler.
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Richard Pulsford @richardpulsford.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If I tell my American girlfriend I want sex in her flat, she would say a condom, minimum #LunchPun
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Max @maxharvey79.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Got in a fight at a UK Garage gig and the guy asked me if I wanted 2-step outside. #LunchPun
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Max @maxharvey79.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Well, he was a 'Spaniard' in Highlander, so perhaps he can play a Mexican bandito as well.
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Max @maxharvey79.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I got rich working at the blow-up doll factory. I was making sex figures.
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 05/10/2026
Resident Evil (2026)
Drawing of the street/roof scene from Resident Evil
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Max @maxharvey79.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Easier to insult enough people and get a diss trophy.
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Max @maxharvey79.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Got my taxidermy exam tomorrow. Been cramming all weekend. #LunchPun
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Max @maxharvey79.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
WAITER: I'm afraid the soup is just for Members of Parliament. ME: Minister only? WAITER: No, carrot and coriander
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Max @maxharvey79.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's that niche market of supplying royal golf equipment. Which nose-dived after the Alice 'incident'.
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Max @maxharvey79.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I wanted to write a joke about a police shield, but I got rioter's block.
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Max @maxharvey79.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Were you illustrating Norfolk Glove Wearers Monthly?
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Max @maxharvey79.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I assume that means Curved Air could parp round corners.
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Max @maxharvey79.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I watched a film last night about Charles' glute-enhancing exercises: The King's Peach. #LunchPun
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Max @maxharvey79.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I heard some birds mocking me in last night. They were owls of derision.
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Max @maxharvey79.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Churchill originally wanted to do the victory sign with his feet, but the plan was V-toed.
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Max @maxharvey79.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That is lovely. :)
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Max @maxharvey79.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What creature can't bend its legs? The Lack Knees Monster.
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Max @maxharvey79.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Think I failed my Ballet Jokes degree. I got a 2:1.
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Max @maxharvey79.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
North Sea oil extractors undergo riggerous training. #LunchPun
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Max @maxharvey79.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I got down on one knee and said "W.U.M.M" to my girlfriend. She rejected my initial proposal.
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Max @maxharvey79.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"That was a bad move", the card player said whist folly.
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Max @maxharvey79.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I would add (others may have as well) that something being disproved is sadly pretty irrelevant. The lie lives long enough for the purposes of the news cycle and to confirm biases. I agree though, it's terrible and gets people harassed, hurt or killed.
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Max @maxharvey79.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'd love to be included, though my b3ta input is quite rare these days (I need to get back on the MSPaint wagon.
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Max @maxharvey79.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Do goth kids play corpse and robbers? #LunchPun
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Max @maxharvey79.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Caesar once had to wait over 24 hours for his hotel invoice because his room wasn't billed in a day.
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Max @maxharvey79.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Stella: now available in yards.
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Max @maxharvey79.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And to drink sir? A wine for the lady and 1000l of water for me, thank you.
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Max @maxharvey79.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
No-one expected the singing sisters to go on a massive crime spree. It's the choir twins you have to watch.
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Max @maxharvey79.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Obviously a slow nudes day.
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Max @maxharvey79.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just finished reading Optimus Prime's autobotography. #LunchPun
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Max @maxharvey79.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Caesar once had to wait over 24 hours for his hotel invoice because his room wasn't billed in a day.
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Max @maxharvey79.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And good morning to you too.
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Max @maxharvey79.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I kept trying to get a lift to my father's funeral in the same car as the coffin. Think I was flagging a dad hearse.
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Max @maxharvey79.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Not an idiom, but a company name I saw this week that made me wonder if they'd thought it through.
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Max @maxharvey79.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Was about to say that I'd have to have pulled a Kenneth Williams expression at that point.
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Max @maxharvey79.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh definitely. And as a Saints supporter, I could do with the spotlight moving, even temporarily...
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Max @maxharvey79.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'd love to think this will go somewhere but I don't have faith it will.
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Max @maxharvey79.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Want to learn how to write with a sandwich? Sub scribe now.
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Max @maxharvey79.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
'P-p-pick up a Penguin' does sound like a singles night down an Antarctic nightclub
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