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British actor based in Germany filmmakers.eu/en/actors/mat-nichol etalenta.me/mat-nichol www.crew-united.com/en/Mat-Nichol_1…

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Lady Bee Middlemast-Neal @mistyswoman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#SpotTheScammer @robertcody.bsky.social bio: "A devoted father cherishes every moment with his daughter, creating lasting memories through outdoor adventures..." only following women. Using a pic of Dr Allen P Vives, scraped from the internet www.psychologytoday.com/us/therapist... (verified)
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Dr. Allan P Vives, Psychologist, Tulsa, OK, 74136 | Psychology Today
Dr. Allan P Vives, Psychologist, Tulsa, OK, 74136, (405) 583-9444, You're likely thoughtful, capable, and used to holding things together for others, maybe as a healthcare professional, a fellow psych...
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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Disco was discovered in 18th century Wales by Erthwynn Dann-Fyre.
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Mat @matwoe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Have I left it too late this year?
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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I come from a long line of conga dancers.
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Me and my archaeology colleagues had a party after unearthing the world's oldest known tibia, which was nice because I do like a good shin dig.
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Text which says "It's very hard to discover the whereabouts of the best tribute hands because they've covered their tracks so well."
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
If France win tonight they should hold up a banner saying HASTINGS EST FRANÇAIS.
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Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Yesterday, I saw a chef using a KNIFE to prepare the so-called "hand cut chips". How do these fraudsters sleep at night.
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Mat @matwoe.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
How do the players motivate themselves for a 3rd place playoff?
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Jim Rossignol @rossignol.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
We're all laughing now, but remember this moment when it's your turn to be prime minister.
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Stephen McGann @stephenmcgann.uk · 11/03/2026
I still think about this a lot.
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
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doom boy @doomboy.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
😕🇺🇸
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 20/01/2026
Rick Astley's boxing career was very short lived.
Advert for Rick Astley's single My arms keep missing you
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Mat @matwoe.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
What I really love about the northern lights is living really close to an airport and not being able to see it.
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Just done the washing up. If I don’t get given an award for this I’m invading Greenland.
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Mat @matwoe.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
The cow uprising has begun.
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
The EU and UK should shut down X just as they shut down RT - and in fact I think it is likely that they will eventually. The question is, how much damage will be done by then?
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Caramel Kangaroo 🦘 @caramelkangaroo.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
All potatoes are mashed potatoes when you eat them.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
SNL on Trump’s fake peace prize.
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Mat @matwoe.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
So, after 20 years of living in Germany I think I can sum up my thoughts and experiences and say, “Yeah, it’s alright. Think I’ll stay.” 🇩🇪
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
people having a go at taylor swift's music probably haven't even heard any of his songs
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BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Anthony Gordon's dedication to recreating all of Princess Diana's iconic looks is to be admired
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Schadenfreud: to derive enjoyment from mother people's misfortune
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Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
RECREATE that freeform jazz experience by throwing a squeaky toy into a tumble dryer, then stroking your chin and nodding.
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Brian Groom @groomb.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
A researcher for a 1930s street directory knocked on the Hulme front door of Matt Busby, then a Man City player, and asked his occupation. It appeared in the directory, due to his Lanarkshire accent, as 'fruit broiler'. (h/t Andy Spinoza, 'Manchester Unspun').
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Mat @matwoe.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Fish & chips in a Hamburg institution.
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Brian Groom @groomb.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
George Best plays cricket with neighbours' kids while lodging on Aycliffe Avenue, Chorlton, Manchester, 1965. Photo Bill Cross.
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
BOXING NEWS: A contract has been signed that will see the cast of Rainbow fight Ant and Dec in Kinshasa later this year. They're calling it Let's Get Ready to Rumble in the Jungle, Bungle.
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Mat @matwoe.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Last day in my job today. 18 months of interesting work, well paid and near home. I am grateful.
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bkb @bkb.arcnode.xyz · 22/06/2025
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a breakfast plate of cartoon character shaped food.
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Canadian eh 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 @xtremeleafan.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
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Mat @matwoe.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
There’s some work being done on a nearby railway line and every half an hour or so the warning system for the workers on the track blares out a horn to signal that a train is coming. It sounds like one of those annoying vuvuzela horns (world cup 2010. It’s kind of unsettling.
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Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
I liquidated my sympathy card company. Glad the whole sorry business is over.
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TheBossRoss 🧶 @thebossross.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
ICE officers are the real undocumented people.
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
If like me you've ever been accused of being born in a barn and want to chat about it, remember: my door is always open.
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Politics in the U.K. @politicsintheuk.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Good one this 😂😂😂
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TheBossRoss 🧶 @thebossross.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
The Schengen Agreement was signed on this day in 1985. Free movement across borders, alignment of visas. And while 11 of its 29 members currently see some form of border checks (thanks to cheap populist politics), the principle holds. Still a great, valuable achievement. #OTD
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Tater Magoo @tatermagoo.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
RIP Brian Wilson - undoubtedly one of the greatest song writers of the 20th century. www.theguardian.com/music/2025/j...
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Brian Wilson, visionary creative spirit for the Beach Boys, dies aged 82
Musician, who suffered from mental health problems, wrote and produced the 1966 album Pet Sounds – seen by many as the greatest album of all time
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𝕷𝖊𝖜𝖎𝖘 𝕮𝖆𝖗𝖗 @cosmicgrindhouse.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
‘Back to the Future War’ #Terminator #BacktotheFuture
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 26/05/2025
Syrian refugee, 19, praised after pinning down assailant in Hamburg knife attack
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Syrian refugee, 19, praised after pinning down assailant in Hamburg knife attack
Muhammad Al Muhammad called a hero after helping to halt train station attack in which 18 people were injured A 19-year-old Syrian refugee in Germany has been hailed as a hero after he pinned down an assailant at Hamburg’s main railway station, helping to halt an attack in which 18 people were injured. Police on Friday said a 39-year-old German woman had been arrested at the scene of the attack and that she was believed to be in a state of psychological distress. The 18 people injured were later reported to all be in stable condition, while the woman was placed in psychiatric care. Continue reading...
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
‘NO, I AM SPAR TACOS!’
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Organised a date this weekend with a woman who identifies as a Wheelie Bin, but being a Bank Holiday weekend I can't remember if I'm taking her out tomorrow or Monday.
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Mat @matwoe.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Well played Palace. Well deserved.
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