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Mat @matwoe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Went to a magic dinner show last night. The food was ta-da for. Sorry. No, really. I don’t know what I was thinking.

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Mat @matwoe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Yep, all of its 1% of UK foreign investment.

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Mat @matwoe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I think some countries just value human life less than others.

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Lady Bee Middlemast-Neal @mistyswoman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

#SpotTheScammer @robertcody.bsky.social bio: "A devoted father cherishes every moment with his daughter, creating lasting memories through outdoor adventures..." only following women. Using a pic of Dr Allen P Vives, scraped from the internet www.psychologytoday.com/us/therapist... (verified)

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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Disco was discovered in 18th century Wales by Erthwynn Dann-Fyre.

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Mat @matwoe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

We’re paying over $11 in Europe.

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Mat @matwoe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I‘ll think about this as I sip on my Canadiano coffee.

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Mat @matwoe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Have I left it too late this year?

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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I come from a long line of conga dancers.

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Me and my archaeology colleagues had a party after unearthing the world's oldest known tibia, which was nice because I do like a good shin dig.

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is

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Mat @matwoe.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

What’s it for? Does it affect the rankings?

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

If France win tonight they should hold up a banner saying HASTINGS EST FRANÇAIS.

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Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Yesterday, I saw a chef using a KNIFE to prepare the so-called "hand cut chips". How do these fraudsters sleep at night.

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Mat @matwoe.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

How do the players motivate themselves for a 3rd place playoff?

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Jim Rossignol @rossignol.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

We're all laughing now, but remember this moment when it's your turn to be prime minister.

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Mat @matwoe.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

WTF. All that’s missing is TR*MP in big gold letters on The White House. I’m not even American and this makes me genuinely sad.

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Mat @matwoe.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

I think we should use it all year round just to be sure. Happy Easter.

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Stephen McGann @stephenmcgann.uk · 11/03/2026

I still think about this a lot.

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doom boy @doomboy.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region

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Mat @matwoe.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

Nice one. I just got one for Hamburg.

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Mat @matwoe.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

Just got one for Hamburg. Similar price. €€€

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Mat @matwoe.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

Popping to the pub for a swift couple on Friday lunchtime and then coming in on Saturday morning to fix what you did on Friday afternoon.

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Mat @matwoe.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

Or “don’t wash that one!”

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Mat @matwoe.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

This will have people putting on the foil.

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Mat @matwoe.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

How will I post on my X-Files Chatroom?

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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 20/01/2026

Rick Astley's boxing career was very short lived.

Advert for Rick Astley's single My arms keep missing you

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Mat @matwoe.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

What I really love about the northern lights is living really close to an airport and not being able to see it.

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Mat @matwoe.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

I can give you my Bronze Swimming Certificate.

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

Just done the washing up. If I don’t get given an award for this I’m invading Greenland.

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Mat @matwoe.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

The cow uprising has begun.

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Mat @matwoe.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

We’ve just done that. Excellent TV.

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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

The EU and UK should shut down X just as they shut down RT - and in fact I think it is likely that they will eventually. The question is, how much damage will be done by then?

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Caramel Kangaroo 🦘 @caramelkangaroo.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

All potatoes are mashed potatoes when you eat them.

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Mat @matwoe.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

Boxing day. The one where you need to call the coastguard as it might be a danger to shipping.

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